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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I'm watching because I'm a moron

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
They should honestly do Balor/Miz but I bet that won't happen

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

bartok posted:

poor Balor

honestly, putting the IC title on him through the winter is probably the best/most sensible thing they can do with him given how crowded the main event is

(if he loses though, sheesh)

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
wait, so is the IC title match gonna be at No mercy or next week?

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Codependent Poster posted:

Why isn't Kalisto on 205?

i like kalisto :(

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
are they really doing a bullet club tease in the middle of an IC title battle royal

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Balor is in full on whatever mode

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Phenix Rising posted:

So I feel like Balor wins and they reform The Club to thwart the Miztourage?

Or Jordan wins and everyone farts.

my body is ready for bray wyatt to cost balor the match

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
crowd is kind of hot for a garbage battle royal

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

dromal phrenia posted:

start of RAW is usually hot, especially when it isn't a talkfest

im surprised they had the foresight to realize a third hour silent battle royale isnt a good look

true enough

i'd actually get excited for a jeff/finn singles feud i think

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
god loving dammit

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

dromal phrenia posted:

lol who called bray showing up and loving over balor

this guy

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

DoctorGonzo posted:

Professor Funk me and vampire lady: would it work?

let me have a few drinks before i dive down that rabbit hole

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

dromal phrenia posted:

hahaha finn balor gets the widely-feared extended feud with bray wyatt

will it go the direction of fun goofy gimmick matches, or will the demon lose due to [spins wheel] ...a possessed camera man?

god help us if they try to culminate it at HIAC, i cant imagine a worse fate for balor

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
should i

A) watch the rest of raw
B) watch the last two episodes of season 2 of billions
C) chronically masturbate

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

RacistGuidingLight posted:

A and c. Billions is garbage.

i kind of like it, but i also watch monday night raw every week sooo

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
imagine a world where enzo beats neville clean for the cruiserweight championship

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
i loving love neville

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
love a good lime a rita

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

DoctorGonzo posted:

theon greyjoy is a cool character but they overdid the ramsay bolton crap

did you know he has no dick

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

VJeff posted:

Paul Heyman promo that flashes back to a different Paul Heyman promo. Foochs is in hell right now.

i like that heyman apparently pushes for these promos that put people over

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
BITCH

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

dromal phrenia posted:

i didnt see the first kingsman but i heard it acknowledged that anal sex is very good?

it did, and was also a good movie

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

SamuraiFoochs posted:

That was good and fun and I liked it.

I will give it to you Foochs I am actually enjoying Dean now

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
what

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
this is odd and also bad

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
roman reigns is ~bad~

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
john cena, on the other hand, i like

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
holy loving poo poo john

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
i...now want to see this feud

god dammit

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
holy loving poo poo john cena has lost his mind

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
consider me invested

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
imagine HHH giving this promo

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
i'm actually marking out over here what is happening to me

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Stale Saltines posted:

jesus, cena is really highlighting the massive gulf between roman and what a top guy should actually be

yeah for real

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

VJeff posted:

Roman dug deep for every single thing he had and Cena was like "lol buddy I'm just getting started"

Cena just sounds so natural it's incredible, made even more clear by how stunted and rehearsed Roman sounds

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
why ruin this segment like this

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

HitTheTargets posted:

Are Cena and Reigns just gonna keep tag teaming for no reason?

i bet roman reigns is gonna spear john cena and cost them the match then walk away because john cena just made him poopy his pants!

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
you can tell that WWE has plans for Elias and that makes me happy because he owns

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Professor Funk posted:

you can tell that WWE has plans for Elias and that makes me happy because he owns

nevermind

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