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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > mlb gameday week 22: oh to be a dodgers fan
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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
I do not forsee Hanley vs a lovely Lefty ending well.

edit: well howdy.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
*checks standings*

Uh... go the Cardinals.

:barf:

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shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Chris Sale just struck out Kevin Pillar to become the fastest MLB pitcher to 1500 career Ks.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Sydin posted:

*checks standings*

Uh... go the Cardinals.

:barf:

Quoting this for all time. Also, you should specifically root for Carpenter home runs. Every Carp dinger is $10k apiece to Houston flood relief from Carp, Waino and the Cardinals organization.

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
51 for Stanton.

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them


someone else paying for my seats loving owns

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

bump_fn posted:



someone else paying for my seats loving owns

I agree :smugdog:

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Astros are gonna lose this game

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Nice comeback on that last AB, Jake.

24 pitches though. :stonk:

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
How low does Schwarber's BA have to drop before Maddon stops batting him so high in the lineup?

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Fiers should not be in the rotation anymore

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Gonna say something that Dodgers fans will agree with.

gently caress you, Harrison :argh:

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howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

 Jays defense has reaches keystone cops level of comedy this inning. Fine by me.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Two singles, a walk, and a WP, and the Cubs don't score because Maddon won't stop batting Schwarber high in the order and he loving GIDP'd.

I wonder how many more games we'd have won this year if the lineup construction wasn't completely and utterly hosed.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
El oh el, Garza.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Dex fast.

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Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe
Nice running by Fowler. 2 RBIs on a ground ball force out at 2nd is always a welcome bonus.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

Two singles, a walk, and a WP, and the Cubs don't score because Maddon won't stop batting Schwarber high in the order and he loving GIDP'd.

I wonder how many more games we'd have won this year if the lineup construction wasn't completely and utterly hosed.

To be fair it would be 1-0 if not for that great diving stop.

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Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe
Reminder: Royals are just 9 outs away from tying most consecutive innings without scoring a run. Watch history in the making!

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING SCHWARBER

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Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe
Royals get a home run and manage to break the streak, 7 outs short of the record.

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Like everything else this week, this game is a loving disaster

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Garza getting booed. Someone alert the spiteful Cubs fans.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
So many stranded runners for both teams

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 josh bell would complain, but he's sick of the violin jokes

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

R.D. Mangles posted:

josh bell would complain, but he's sick of the violin jokes

This is good

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 Who is this staff ace, Chad Kuhl?

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Right booking it now: Jake's at 84 pitches, and will thus implode when he goes back out for the 6th.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Carp dinger! $30,000 for hurricane relief.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Sydin posted:

Right booking it now: Jake's at 84 pitches, and will thus implode when he goes back out for the 6th.

Dammit how am I supposed to revel in my smug Cubsposting when Jake goes out and throws a 1-2-3? :argh:

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Benzo! :woop:

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 Aww benzo

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Choo-choo! :toot:

When was the last time Zobrist homered? May?

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Sydin posted:

Choo-choo! :toot:

When was the last time Zobrist homered? May?

3 days ago :ssh:

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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
>>>>>>when your'are team is good

https://twitter.com/james_in_to/status/902707955618938881

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howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

 Red Sox win! :toot:
https://twitter.com/RedSox/status/902667786954182658

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

3 days ago :ssh:

Oh yeah, right. :downs:

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Avila's been a great pickup

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