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AverySpecialfriend: by Hand Knit

# ? Aug 29, 2017 06:41

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AverySpecialfriend: by Hand Knit

I'm suing Costco for not letting my service animal inside the store with me, and I take no responsibility for that kid who tried petting my velociraptor after handling a rotisserie chicken

# ? Aug 29, 2017 06:45

Twenty Four

clever girl

# ? Aug 29, 2017 11:39

Twenty Four

"No, you see you have to let me in your establishment with my feral bengal tiger, it is my registered emotional support animal and it comforts me when it maims people and devours children!"

# ? Aug 29, 2017 11:43

AverySpecialfriend: by Hand Knit

my seeing eye pigeon can actually see much better from up in the rafters so please stop complaining about the poop, okay?

# ? Aug 29, 2017 15:34

alnilam

Yes I know I'm "not even blind," I have a door opening disability and this is my door opening support velociraptor

# ? Aug 29, 2017 15:53

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

actually shes my au pair
she can always find the children, even when they play hide and seek in an industrial grade kitchen!

# ? Aug 29, 2017 16:01

vanisher

*You see a velociraptor inside a building through a closed glass door. As you slowly approach to avoid giving away your presence a second velociraptor sneaks in from the side to open the door for you*

# ? Aug 29, 2017 17:35

vanisher

Waiter velociraptor taking your order. A stewardess velociraptor sneaks in from the side to quietly refill your ice water.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 17:36

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

nice coverup you got going on there, vanisheraptor :colbert:

# ? Aug 29, 2017 17:55

vanisher

Velociraptor flight attendant showing you how to use your seat belt. A second velociraptor sneaks in from the side to eat the overweight gentleman next to you to increase your elbow room.

# ? Aug 29, 2017 18:36

AverySpecialfriend: by Hand Knit

velociraptor dressage

# ? Aug 29, 2017 19:16

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Crazy Velociraptor's Used Cars
were slashing all the prices

# ? Aug 29, 2017 19:46

vanisher

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

Crazy Velociraptor's Used Cars
were slashing all the prices

# ? Aug 29, 2017 20:00

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

My 'raptor and your 'raptor, sitting by the fire-
My 'raptor and your 'raptor are gonna slash everybody's tires!
Talkin' 'bout hey now, hey now, I could go on all day,
Dinosaurs tearing up your land all they wanna do is play

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 22:31

AverySpecialfriend: by Hand Knit

texas velociraptor massacre

# ? Aug 29, 2017 22:41

AverySpecialfriend: by Hand Knit

velociraptor getting its nails did

# ? Aug 29, 2017 23:05

AverySpecialfriend: by Hand Knit

acceleraptor (dvelociraptor/dt)

# ? Aug 29, 2017 23:06

alnilam

AverySpecialfriend posted:

acceleraptor (dvelociraptor/dt)

# ? Aug 29, 2017 23:20

Manifisto

vanisher posted:

*You see a velociraptor inside a building through a closed glass door. As you slowly approach to avoid giving away your presence a second velociraptor sneaks in from the side to open the door for you*

vanisher posted:

Waiter velociraptor taking your order. A stewardess velociraptor sneaks in from the side to quietly refill your ice water.

vanisher posted:

Velociraptor flight attendant showing you how to use your seat belt. A second velociraptor sneaks in from the side to eat the overweight gentleman next to you to increase your elbow room.

velociraptor uber: the principal velociraptor driver takes the main arteries, the auxiliary velociraptor driver takes the side streets

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 30, 2017 00:58

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

vanisher posted:

*You see a velociraptor inside a building through a closed glass door. As you slowly approach to avoid giving away your presence a second velociraptor sneaks in from the side to open the door for you*

# ? Aug 30, 2017 05:47

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

all you would have to do is follow the screaming, right? :haw:

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Aug 30, 2017 06:01

vanisher

Raptors working in teams scouring your home to find your lost car keys

# ? Aug 30, 2017 06:04

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

i had one but I'm not assertive enough so it found a new alpha

# ? Aug 30, 2017 06:08

vanisher

A mechanical arm gently turning eggs, BD Wong explaining that they used the DNA of service dogs to fill in the gaps in the velociraptor genetic code.

Later in the film as they are hiding from the T Rex in the jeeps a raptor guides it to the children who are quickly devoured

# ? Aug 30, 2017 06:11

AverySpecialfriend: by Hand Knit

vanisher posted:

A mechanical arm gently turning eggs, BD Wong explaining that they used the DNA of service dogs to fill in the gaps in the velociraptor genetic code.

Later in the film as they are hiding from the T Rex in the jeeps a raptor guides it to the children who are quickly devoured

holy rofl

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# ? Aug 30, 2017 07:10