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POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

the nights are getting longer, the days are getting colder, and it's time for every worker to do her duty:

evict the drones from the colony

they must starve that the queen might feast.

post a bee fact or a little bee lie to get PROBED.

pictured: bees

# ? Sep 2, 2017 00:12

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 21:57

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

the only known species of bee to produce milk is in fact known as the
boo bee :q:

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# ? Sep 2, 2017 00:15

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Bees can be trained to sniff out explosives and drugs

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# ? Sep 2, 2017 00:43

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

the tiny honeybees you see in the yard are merely the larval state of the true organism, the hive. upon maturity, a fully grown beehive is capable of more bong-rips than your average indian elephant.

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# ? Sep 2, 2017 02:37

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

bees wont sting if you know the password

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Sep 2, 2017 02:45

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

you can also order bees by the pound from amazon

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# ? Sep 2, 2017 02:47

Chard

pound for pound there are organisms that are stronger and faster than the Bee, but none more lovable :3

# ? Sep 2, 2017 04:15

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94GKuHU3E1k

little known bee fact: put some honey in your sizzurp to give it that extra sweetness and your tummy will thank you :thumbsup:

# ? Sep 2, 2017 05:27

buglord: Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

bees can be put into a trance-like state by putting them on a gently vibrating surface. scientists believe this might have something to do with their communication patterns, but bees only vibrate in times of danger. So why would they be calmed?

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# ? Sep 2, 2017 07:30

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

bees can be trained to play poker

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# ? Sep 2, 2017 13:34

Grandmother of Five: I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

The average person is more than eighty times as likely to help a bee escape from their home instead of swatting it, as they are compared to a wasp. Just something to think about.

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# ? Sep 2, 2017 15:26

cda: by Hand Knit

Horses are wise, noble creatures and we should respect them.

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# ? Sep 2, 2017 15:29

GangstaMagikz

Bees are small so they are more sensitive to caffeine. The bees who fly around tea- trees are BEAUTIFUL AND VERY FAST

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BUZZ TO BE BAD, BUT I'M PERFECTLY GOOD AT IT
POLLEN IN THE AIR, I DON'T CARE I LOVE THE SMELL OF IT
STICKS AND STONES MIGHT BREAK MY COMBS BUT LARVAE AND HONEY EXCITE ME
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# ? Sep 2, 2017 17:48

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

bees grant wishes

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# ? Sep 3, 2017 00:15

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

A bee in need is a bee indeed

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# ? Sep 3, 2017 00:47

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

bees are a special kind of dog

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thanks Manifisto!

# ? Sep 3, 2017 12:55

cash crab: all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

some bees resemble vibrating, airborne grapes when i do not have my glasses on

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# ? Sep 3, 2017 17:12

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Juvenile bee queens will hunt one another down thunderdome style, but the confrontation does not always end in beemurder. Sometimes a spare queen takes a chunk of beefolk and goes into exile to start a new colony.

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# ? Sep 3, 2017 17:19

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

rainy day bees

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# ? Sep 3, 2017 18:44

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

bees are allowed to drive sedans and smaller in the state of vermont

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# ? Sep 3, 2017 21:48

Rushi: by Smythe

smoke bees every day

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# ? Sep 3, 2017 22:05

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

bees only eat cheese

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# ? Sep 4, 2017 05:00

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

bees cannot feel pain, nor empathy

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# ? Sep 4, 2017 08:03

Grandmother of Five: I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

I lied earlier. I just plain made up the stuff that I said about bees and wasps, and I haven't learned my lesson.

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# ? Sep 4, 2017 08:41

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

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# ? Sep 4, 2017 17:03

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

bees beelong to order hymenoptera, beecause they are all virgins :eng101:

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# ? Sep 4, 2017 20:44

SHVPS4DETH: seen so much i'm going blind and i'm brain-dead virtually

beads?

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thanks to vanisher for the dope av

# ? Sep 4, 2017 23:11

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

bees can live to the ripe old age of 238

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# ? Sep 4, 2017 23:18

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

bees wont sting you if you buy them a pint

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Sep 5, 2017 06:44

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

bee are jovial little fellows. by that I mean they worship the roman god jupiter

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# ? Sep 5, 2017 07:08

bare bottom pancakes: Production: Complete

b's are fine, but d's are better :wink:

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# ? Sep 5, 2017 07:13

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Bees are beeutiful.

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# ? Sep 5, 2017 09:47

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

bees will fire a few warning stings into your rear end before finally stinging the head

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# ? Sep 5, 2017 19:28

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

mailorder bees! posted:

bees will fire a few warning stings into your rear end before finally stinging the head

i present u

the beepostin medal of excellence

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# ? Sep 5, 2017 20:35

buglord: Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

You probably all know this one but it's my fav bee fact. if at least one person learns from this post, my goal is fulfilled.

there's some honeybees that kill gigantic Japanese hornets (they're terrifyingly huge) by swarming all over them. but they don't sting or bite the hornet. rather they all vibrate furiously to produce heat. this heat slow cooks the hornet, saving the hive.

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# ? Sep 6, 2017 01:17

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

bees make good security guards

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thanks Manifisto!

# ? Sep 6, 2017 04:12

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Bee Fact: Bumblebees have a very slight gravitational pull that causes gnats to orbit around them.

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# ? Sep 6, 2017 05:47

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

i present u

the beepostin medal of excellence

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Sep 6, 2017 06:13

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

bees also celebrate the existence of bacchus, by getting drunk on wine and enjoying a sexual free-for-all

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 21:57

Grandmother of Five: I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

buglord posted:

You probably all know this one but it's my fav bee fact. if at least one person learns from this post, my goal is fulfilled.

there's some honeybees that kill gigantic Japanese hornets (they're terrifyingly huge) by swarming all over them. but they don't sting or bite the hornet. rather they all vibrate furiously to produce heat. this heat slow cooks the hornet, saving the hive.

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i didn't realize how big they could actually get

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# ? Sep 6, 2017 16:57

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