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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Neurosis posted:

i got a news notification popup over my system tray for this. i haven't seen a news notification on my desktop EVER. the headline was 'North Korea detonates hydrogen bomb'. I had a moment of fear that the bombs had started to drop. looking at the actual news has made me feel only marginally less scared.

Do you live near a major american city?

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FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Harrower posted:

North Korea has a big stack of rare earth metals. Not quite as sexy as oil but still really good.

gently caress, I love rare earth metals!

I hope Trump bombs the poo poo out of them.

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
Just kidding nerd, I pray for peace inshallah

the rapist is in
Aug 17, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Everything outside of Pyongyang is basically mountains, good luck with that invasion Amerikkka

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Better learn how to stitch poncho's together:

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Wicker Man posted:

Better learn how to stitch poncho's together:



Me in the coming apocalypse:

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice
Haha Apocalypse! MadMax :D

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
So when do we start hunting deck of 52 members and dealing with Russian mafia bosses who want talking monkeys?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Vargs posted:

station dennis rodman in seoul and kim jong won't dare blow it up

thats actually probably true

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Still can't decide if Kim or trump is more retarded. Trump is really dumb but Kim seems like he doesn't get just how retarded trump is which is retarded by itself

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
they're actually the same person

has anyone seen the two of them in the same room?

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

moose face posted:

Do you live near a major american city?

i think it is unlikely i would be caught in a nuke, on a personal level i'd be more worried about the incredibly destabilising effect any amount of damage outside north korea could have on the global economy, which in turn is going to destabilise governments everywhere and probably sow the seeds of revolution and civil war.

Severing
Aug 26, 2017

RIP Japan.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Severing posted:

RIP Japan.

we're going to get super anime now so buck up kiddo

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
So what happens if these retards actually built a legit h-bomb and decide to light another one off underground with several tons of fusion fuel in it?










e: As opposed to the normal several hundred KG

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Feb 11, 2007

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oh, jesus, Hillary's going to start a war over this

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Zorodius posted:

oh, jesus, Hillary's going to start a war over this

Best Korean War 2020 :dance:

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010


Does anyone else hear Komm susser tod coming from off in the distance like a neghboring home or apartment

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
If he is anything like his old man's KJU is probably pissed the sanctions are limiting his ability to fly in big booby Scandinavian women for sex parties so this is his blue balled solution to bring back the good times.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

FisheyStix posted:

gently caress, I love rare earth metals!

I hope Trump bombs the poo poo out of them.

Haha, get this: fidget spinners

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Neurosis posted:

i got a news notification popup over my system tray for this. i haven't seen a news notification on my desktop EVER. the headline was 'North Korea detonates hydrogen bomb'. I had a moment of fear that the bombs had started to drop. looking at the actual news has made me feel only marginally less scared.

*Dr Strangelove voice* Fear is a metric which can be controlled vi-a com-pu-ter

Tafferling
Oct 22, 2008

DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA

Marxalot posted:

So what happens if these retards actually built a legit h-bomb and decide to light another one off underground with several tons of fusion fuel in it?










e: As opposed to the normal several hundred KG

I guess nothing different would happen. They just blew a hole in their budget

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

somebody set us up the bomb :grin:

(don't ban,plz)

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

somebody set us up the bomb :grin:

(don't ban,plz)

Sometimes I eat a THE BOMB burrito from 7-Eleven and then bomb a toilet 12 hours later. :grin:

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Zzulu posted:

"Iraq may have WMD's! We must invade! IMMEDIATELY!!11 oh NO they had NONE oh well lol lets continue this war forever"

"Korea very clearly has WMD's, lets not do anything!"

- Americans

It's nice that you included quotes from both liberals and conservatives.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
What if they just made a huge earthquake machine instead?

Lando131
Jul 27, 2006

This is one way to find scum...

Zzulu posted:

"Iraq may have WMD's! We must invade! IMMEDIATELY!!11 oh NO they had NONE oh well lol lets continue this war forever"

"Korea very clearly has WMD's, lets not do anything!"

- Americans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8_nRkCJx9o

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Arcsquad12 posted:

So when do we start hunting deck of 52 members and dealing with Russian mafia bosses who want talking monkeys?
Send in one Swedish guy..

lalaland
Nov 8, 2012
Don't worry more economic sanctions will scare them off

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Apr 8, 2012

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trump should send me to deal with this considering the fact that i'm the biggest badass on this forum

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Tenzarin posted:

What if they just made a huge earthquake machine instead?

You mean like a huge ATOMIC bomb? Don't be ridiculous, they can't even make bicycles

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May 27, 2004



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"North Korea is fine :smuggo:." -the Alt-Juche

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

North Korea got goaded into this ultimate dick waving act by Trump's 3D chess game. The US doesn't need to a thing except sit back and watch the world condemn and isolate NK further.

Haha, gently caress that, lets have a war.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Yeah didn't Trump vow to missile strike NK's nuclear complex if they conducted another test?

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

Yeah didn't Trump vow to missile strike NK's nuclear complex if they conducted another test?

He also threatened fire and fury if they threatened us again four hours before NK started talking about attacking Guam.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

I guess they have already ran out of working missiles.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Everyone loving click this link:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_North_Korean_nuclear_program

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
Why is china nk's ally? also i feel like we should nip this in the bud.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

Why is china nk's ally? also i feel like we should nip this in the bud.

have you faalen through a wormhole from 1949

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Apr 8, 2012

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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

Why is china nk's ally? also i feel like we should nip this in the bud.

please don't use racial slurs like 'b*d'

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