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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

HOLY gently caress YALL IT IS TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR GOOD CHANTS AND BAD HOCKEY GET THE gently caress IN

So what happened last year?

The Hamline Pipers were Cool and Good

https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/s...820190915854336

RED BERENSON FINALLY RETIRED

Denver won everything

The B1G was very trash and bad!

Weird poo poo with Walt Kyle!

https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/s...820190915854336



So what's going to happen this year?

The Hamline Pipers will continue to be Cool and Good

Bowling Green is going to give me that cruel cruel loving hope until

https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/s...820190915854336

Michigan might not be 100% rear end?

Teemu will post angry things about Rico!

iospace will tell minnesota and nodak to gently caress off!

I'll do a big preview efforpost later! gently caress you! Go a hamline!





(spectacular artwork courtesy of teemu)

Wanna join us in bitching about our stupid rear end teams? We have a discord here: https://discord.gg/QNWbm5

Somebody fucked around with this message at Sep 21, 2017 around 00:22

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iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

On Wisconsin!

Probably going to be at UW vs NoDak this year. Going to be goooooooood.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011


insert Penn State effort post here

B1G champs, yeah

tupacalypse
Jan 1, 2013




gently caress every single b1g ref

Stitecin
Feb 6, 2004
Mayor of Stitecinopolis

Edit: I hate everything and anything having to do with B1G. You can see the original post quoted below.

New Content:

Which jerks like the team you hate? Taken from OP of last year's thread

How can these jerks like NCHC teams?
Stitecin - NoDak, Hamline
MrChupon - NoDak, Hamline
Goodpancakes - NoDak, Hamline
Top Hats Monthly - Minnesota-Duluth, also Hamline.
Teemu Pokemon - Miami, Quinnipiac, Hamline

How can this jerk like a WCHA team?
DJExile - Bowling Green, Hamline

This jerk likes a team that's so bad no conference will take them.
hifi - Arizona State, Hamline

How can these jerks like ECAC teams?
davecrazy - Quinnipiac, Hamline
Glambags - Cornell, Hamline
Gigi Galli - Harvard, Hamline

How can this jerk like a Hockey East team?
Jamwad Hilder - BU, Hamline

How can these jerks like B1G teams?
iospace - Wisconsin, Hamline
tupacalypse - Wisconsin, Hamline
Infidel Castro - Hamline, Wisconsin, Eau Claire, and Hamline.
AsInHowe - Michigan, Hamline
Neodoomium - Michigan, Hamline
Nissin Cup Nudist - Penn State, Hamline
marsisol - Penn State, Hamline
Fifty Three - PSU, RMU, Hamline
Soggy Bagel - Minnesota, Hamline

I don't even know what the gently caress...
Cuban Chowder Factory - Tommies, Hamline

Stitecin fucked around with this message at Nov 6, 2017 around 17:17

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

Stitecin posted:

Yep, every ref, player, fan, front office employee, host city, and coach.

Mostly MN

Also, have any of the regulars changed names? I want to keep track of who likes the teams I hate.

I don't think so.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



gently caress Notre Dame

gently caress every referee who has ever existed or will exist

gently caress Ohio State

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

Neo's baaaaaccck

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause


Fire Rico (Not Really But Stop Being Bad TIA)

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006

I'm A Lonely Boy


Minnesota better win this year.

Stitecin
Feb 6, 2004
Mayor of Stitecinopolis

soggybagel posted:

Minnesota better win this year.

I recant my previous statement. I don't hope anyone gets liver disease because they play, or cheer, for a team I don't like.

Stitecin fucked around with this message at Oct 3, 2017 around 22:13

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



I hope every Ohio State fan is miserable forever

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

Neodoomium posted:

I hope every Ohio State fan is miserable forever

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007



Neodoomium posted:

I hope every Ohio State fan is miserable forever
Harsh, but fair.

also go psu, pipers bithc, etc etc

Tiny Tubesteak Tom
Dec 16, 2011

It's all I have left.


Merrimack College is bad, but college hockey is good!!!!

Glambags
Dec 28, 2003



Cornell will probably not do anything notable this year but I hope they beat Harvard

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

Aaron Portzline put OSU on loving blast, it's a free article on Athletic so you should be able to see it. If not, have this passage because it's loving hilarious:

quote:

Connor Murphy was the next player to emerge. His official visit to Ohio State has become legendary within the local hockey community.

When Murphy and his mother, Nicole, arrived on Ohio State’s campus for their official visit, they were greeted by an OSU coach who extended a hand to welcome them and wondered, “Is Larry going to join us?”

Larry Murphy was an NHL Hall of Fame defenseman who won four Stanley Cups during a 19-year career. One problem: Larry Murphy is no relation to Connor.

Connor’s dad, Gord Murphy, had a fine NHL career in his own right. He’s now an assistant coach with the Philadelphia Flyers.

E: oh hell, one more

quote:

Blasi has gone out of his way to drive that point home. On Oct. 16, 2015, when Miami played Ohio State in the Schottenstein Center, he configured a “Columbus” line to start the game — Kuraly, Roslovic and Kiefer Sherwood took the opening draw.

“That was for the kids,” Blasi said, with a smile. But it also was a taunt to the program on the other bench, and Ohio State was said to be irate.

DJExile fucked around with this message at Sep 7, 2017 around 21:03

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013

I was 12 when I made love for the first time, in Tropea, with a Roman girl who was 17 years old.




DJExile posted:

Aaron Portzline put OSU on loving blast, it's a free article on Athletic so you should be able to see it. If not, have this passage because it's loving hilarious:


E: oh hell, one more

this just makes me hate An Ohio State University even more

Also I've got two buddies playing as freshmen in the WCHA this year, one at Northern Michigan and another at Ferris. The one at Ferris said he'll bring me back some gear when he comes home to STL over a break.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

Troy Queef posted:

this just makes me hate An Ohio State University even more

Also I've got two buddies playing as freshmen in the WCHA this year, one at Northern Michigan and another at Ferris. The one at Ferris said he'll bring me back some gear when he comes home to STL over a break.

Oh poo poo that's awesome!

I'll find out soon enough what BG games I'm calling this year. Be cool if it was involving either of them

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause


go rico go the best college in ohio

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause


lol @ that fuckin cow college being mad that they can't compete in recruiting against a 15,000 student enrolled school so far in the middle of gently caress off nowhere that it's almost in goddamn Indiana

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

Haha I knew you'd love that

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006

I'm A Lonely Boy


That's loving funny and a good article. Also it does point to how spoiled I was as an undergrad going to games at Minnesota to a filled 10k seater arena. Those Minnesota North Dakota games had a legit playoff atmosphere.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011


quote:

2017-18 BIG TEN PRESEASON POLL
1. Minnesota
2. Notre Dame
3. Wisconsin
4. Penn State
5. Ohio State
6. Michigan
7. Michigan State

Did the coaches fill out this poll before Bjork and Petersen left ND? Without those two, ND is nothing special. When Bjork was off the ice, all ND did was trap their butts off and stall until Bjork came back on. Bjork scored half that teams points and no one else came close. Da gently caress?

quote:

2017-18 BIG TEN PRESEASON WATCH LIST

Quinn Hughes, D, MICH
Will Lockwood, F, MICH
Josh Norris, F, MICH
Ryan Lindgren, D, MINN
Casey Mittelstadt, F, MINN
Rem Pitlick, F, MINN
TYLER SHEEHY, F, MINN
Jake Evans, F, ND
Jordan Gross, D, ND
Andrew Oglevie, F, ND
Mason Jobst, F, OSU
Matthew Weis, F, OSU
Peyton Jones, G, PSU
Denis Smirnov, F, PSU
TRENT FREDERIC, F, WIS
Kyle Hayton, G, WIS
Cameron Hughes, F, WIS

Unanimous selections in ALL CAPS


Who the fucks keeps voting Trent Frederic over Denis Smirnov? They did it last year with Freshman of the Year and it keeps on going. Smirnov was the highest scoring freshman last year in the entire NCAA and will score even more this year. Whatever nominal defensive contributions Frederic puts forward doesn't come close to the massive gap in offensive skill.

And Tony Grananto is massively overrated as a coach and in contributing to Wisconsin's return

tupacalypse
Jan 1, 2013




nice meltdown

Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002


gently caress Hamline. Tommies, bitch.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause


get the gently caress out

Mamma Lucia
Jul 20, 2014

THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP

Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

gently caress Hamline. Tommies, bitch.

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

gently caress Hamline. Tommies, bitch.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

gently caress Hamline. Tommies, bitch.

moddddddddddsssss

Stitecin
Feb 6, 2004
Mayor of Stitecinopolis

Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

gently caress Hamline. Tommies, bitch.

Duely noted. The list of jerks and their wrong team affiliations has been updated.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause


Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

gently caress Hamline. Tommies, bitch.

owned

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013

I was 12 when I made love for the first time, in Tropea, with a Roman girl who was 17 years old.




Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

gently caress Hamline. Tommies, bitch.

wrong

(the only other correct answer in the MIAC besides the Pipers is the Cardinals)

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

If loving you is binturong, I don't want to binturight.

lmao

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT


Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

gently caress Hamline. Tommies, bitch.

Hahaha

Stitecin
Feb 6, 2004
Mayor of Stitecinopolis

NCHC media poll

1. Denver (30) 240

2. St. Cloud State 187

3. North Dakota 172

4. Minnesota Duluth 160

5. Miami 104

6. Western Michigan 102

7. Omaha 83

8. Colorado College 32

I don't have anything to say about this because the poll hasn't been very good in the past.

NCHC preseason favorites (actual finish)

2013-14: Miami (finished eighth)

2014-15: North Dakota (finished first)

2015-16: Minnesota Duluth (finished fourth)

2016-17: North Dakota (finished fourth)

2017-18: Denver (TBD)

Eventual Penrose Cup champions

2013-14: St. Cloud State (picked third)

2014-15: North Dakota (picked first)

2015-16: North Dakota (picked third)

2016-17: Denver (picked second)

2017-18: TBD

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011


NCHC poll looks good at first glance. I would probably swap Miami and Omaha, but everything else checks out

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause


I remember when Miami was good

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

Teemu Pokemon posted:

I remember when Miami was good

Do they still have Mr Bean?

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

OH LOOK MY HEROES RETIRED ON A LOW BECAUSE THEY'RE SHIT, MAYBE THIS IS A SIGN FOR ME TO RETIRE AS A MOD TO EMULATE MY HEROES?


Wow not a single Harvard mention. Go crimson.

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