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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
DO THE WHOLE DANCE!

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
holy poo poo

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Gordong Dongbay posted:

The best part about Dolph Ziggler getting a new story line is that it's going to result in absolutely nothing and he will be back to midcard jobbing in a months time.

I feel like calling this a new story line is way, way too generous in the first place.

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Who did Dolph piss off?

bartok
May 10, 2006



Erebus posted:

So his gimmick is whining sucking baby

I thought he was debuting a brand new gimmick?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
fuckin racist rear end dolph ziggler

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

So now Naomi is gonna kick his rear end, right?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
So is he going to feud with anyone or...?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
How loving dare they besmirch Macho Man like that. Also end this please. Someone just pull him off the stage like Vaudeville.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Okay now Naomi comes out and punches him in the face.

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Rhonne posted:

So is he going to feud with anyone or...?

He is feuding with us, the viewer.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Erebus posted:

So his gimmick is whining sucking baby

No, he's supposed to be getting a new one.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



This is poo poo

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Rhonne posted:

So is he going to feud with anyone or...?

He's feuding with irrelevance

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Barreft posted:

Who did Dolph piss off?

Everyone.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

If I saw someone Nancy Kerrigan Dolphin Ziggler in real life, I'd laugh.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
anyone can do what i just did, but when i do it i don't get over

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Roode or Tye coming out to kick his rear end would rule right now

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

i deeply want that to be his last appearance with WWE

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
He's right about one thing though. Naomi is a human fidget spinner and everything about her gimmick is trash for babies.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Gordong Dongbay posted:

He is feuding with us, the viewer.

lol yep

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Erebus posted:

He's feuding with irrelevance

Well he's jobbing hard.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

So... that's it? Nothing else? Okay.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

like it's so pathetic that it's the perfect capstone

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
it's gotta be Roode, right

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

He's right about one thing though. Naomi is a human fidget spinner and everything about her gimmick is trash for babies.

i'll kill you

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
"You couldn't care less, right?" Uh, yup. I'd say so, Dolph.

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
uhhhhhh that was fucken dumb

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
That was legitimately depressing. I'm sad now.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
Isn't near the end of Dolph's contract?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

He's right about one thing though. Naomi is a human fidget spinner and everything about her gimmick is trash for babies.

Your gimmick is trash for babies :mad:

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Bill Goldberg posted:

i'll kill you

You can't kill what is already dead inside.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
So that's what a 10 minute promo is like when creative has nothing for you.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I feel like between this and Emma the WWE itself is feuding with the concept of fans complaining about the product

edit: also there's that one guy

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Well, if his goal was to make me struggle with the urge to give Dolph Ziggler an atomic wedgie...

I always feel like that at the sight of him so :effort:

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



This is what Baron Corbin was arguing about with that Maroon guy. CTE is real as hell, man.

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.
I think its hilarious u kids talking about Dolph. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at a house show hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

That was legitimately depressing. I'm sad now.
He'll re-sign for at least another 3 years just to spite us.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

Solus posted:

I think its hilarious u kids talking about Dolph. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at a house show hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Solus posted:

I think its hilarious u kids talking about Dolph. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at a house show hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

So, how's the stand-up game treating you these days, Dolph?

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