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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


What the gently caress Jarrett

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


lmao

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Jeff Jarrett successfully conned Anthem into promoting his dead company for months, and even made new belts specifically to commemorate said dead company

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
What the gently caress even is TNA anymore.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Gonzo McFee posted:

What the gently caress even is TNA anymore.

NOBODY KNOWS

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


schrodinger's promotion

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


lol @ actually anybody who still thinks even the letters TNA, let alone the company TNA, are capable of death

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What. The. FUUUUUUUCCCCK.

Holy poo poo Global Force Gold strikes again.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Jeff Jarrett is the Michael Jordan of failing upward

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Chris James 2 posted:

lol @ actually anybody who still thinks even the letters TNA, let alone the company TNA, are capable of death

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Dear God, LOLTNA has become a law of the universe at this point. How? HOW?!

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Every championship title except for the Impact Grand Championship features both the GFW letters and logo in some way.

TIME TO RUN A TOURNAMENT BOYS, WE NEED US SOME NEW loving CHAMPIONS!

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
It's an indictment of capitalism that a company this poorly run can be allowed to exist for 15 goddamn years.

JK!
May 10, 2007

EZ-PZ!
My dream is now Jeff sells the GFW trademarks to WWE to make things even dumber

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I love this goddamn company

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RZApublican posted:

Every championship title except for the Impact Grand Championship features both the GFW letters and logo in some way.

TIME TO RUN A TOURNAMENT BOYS, WE NEED US SOME NEW loving CHAMPIONS!

We regret to inform you our new champion is a wifebeater

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

JK! posted:

My dream is now Jeff sells the GFW trademarks to WWE to make things even dumber

I want to see a twitter announcement that Vince McMahon has JOINED THE FORCE

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Best case scenario is that Jarrett forces them.to immediately withdraw the GFW name and straight ruin two months of taped matches

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Best case scenario is that Jarrett forces them.to immediately withdraw the GFW name and straight ruin two months of taped matches

Followed up by them running the taped shows blurring out the belts

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

RZApublican posted:

Followed up by them running the taped shows blurring out the belts

I am challenging you for the *dubbed voice of intern* TNA World Title

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am challenging you for the *dubbed voice of intern* TNA World Title

Who's ready to join <intern voice> Impact Wrestling?

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Anthem is making Dixie Carter seem smart by comparison.

TNA is the gift that never stops giving.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

What could possibly come next? I have no idea. I couldn't even guess.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Jason Sextro posted:

What could possibly come next? I have no idea. I couldn't even guess.

Dixie Carter returns to stabilize the company.

Wait wait wait wait loving wait, if Jarrett is gone and Anthem doesn't run them then who is in control of TNA? Is this some elaborate ploy to give Jim Cornette control of the company?!

zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Sep 6, 2017

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Make Impact Great Again

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


RZApublican posted:

Dixie Carter returns to stabilize the company.

Wait wait wait wait loving wait, if Jarrett is gone and Anthem doesn't run them

They run it, they just don't own the trademarks, Jarrett does

So they'd have to either go back to TNA, go back to Impact Wrestling, or rebrand to something else yet again

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chris James 2 posted:

So they'd have to either go back to TNA, go back to Impact Wrestling, or rebrand to something else yet again

Schroedinger Championship Wrestling

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Global Fnorce Wrestling

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
It's Billy Corgan time!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

At this rate they'll name it Full Action Grappling or something

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Just rename it to TBA. More people are likely to check that out in the tv programming guide

Either that or name it Schitt's Wrestling and have Eugene Levy as the new authority figure.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Tato posted:



Either that or name it Schitt's Wrestling and have Eugene Levy as the new authority figure.

Anyone who says they wouldn't watch every episode of this is first against the wall.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


TNA tell all book would be the best wrestling book ever!

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

SatoshiMiwa posted:

TNA tell all book would be the best wrestling book ever!

Poor Bryan Alvarez keeps having to add chapters to The Death of TNA. poo poo is the size of a whole set of encyclopedias by now

Max Coveri
Dec 23, 2015

by Athanatos
For the love of peas, somebody or something kill TNA already.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Jeff Jarrett is the smartest dumb man in wrestling!

Thank god New Japan only ever did that one PPV with them.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SatoshiMiwa posted:

Jeff Jarrett is the smartest dumb man in wrestling!

Thank god New Japan only ever did that one PPV with them.

Jeff Jarrett, the hero who brought Wrestle Kingdom to America

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
You: (Dumb, slack jawed, gullible but possibly well meaning) LOL TNA is dead it's GFW now Jeff Jarrett is a genius.

Me: (Smart, genius, gorgeous) It's still TNA

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Laughed so hard at this news.

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