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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v_I4zqC7GN8

we gotta talk about what's happenin in chicago

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a cute sea otter
Apr 24, 2017

I shall personally eat your entrails on my tummy!
What's happening in Chicago? Are moustaches against the law now?

Thunder God Biden
Sep 8, 2004


Israel is not a legitimate entity, and no amount of pressure can force us to recognize its right to exist.


This seems very irresponsible in today's political climate!

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Thunder God Biden posted:

This seems very irresponsible in today's political climate!

the comment section on youtube is about what one might expect

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
in all seriousness i had heard a while ago that they were making this, and then forgot about it. the trailer showed when i was at the movie theater last weekend and i audibly gasped lmao it's grotesque

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
multiethnic gangs running wild killing bruce willis' family

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i get a boner at the thought of shooting a black man URBAN THUG with my big shiny gun

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
bruce willis, race warrior

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
the only way this won't be horrible is if it's white people that kill the wife and rape the daughter and then willis goes around killing black and brown people because he's loving insane and other white people cover for him which makes all white people look as bad as they really are

this won't happen though

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
i love that this entire project is designed to appeal to white suburban tough guy dad fantasies

their fantasies necessarily involve their wives being dead lol

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
death wish is that anime right

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Gringostar posted:

the only way this won't be horrible is if it's white people that kill the wife and rape the daughter and then willis goes around killing black and brown people because he's loving insane and other white people cover for him which makes all white people look as bad as they really are

this won't happen though

LOL that would be fantastic but no way anyone has the balls to do it.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Barbe Rouge posted:

LOL that would be fantastic but no way anyone has the balls to do it.

make it a social commentary on how suburban white people are totally fine with not just cops killing minorities but also their own when one finally watches too much fox news and snaps

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Gringostar posted:

the only way this won't be horrible is if it's white people that kill the wife and rape the daughter and then willis goes around killing black and brown people because he's loving insane and other white people cover for him which makes all white people look as bad as they really are

this won't happen though

they could do that with dirty harry

walton googins has to be callahan though because he's got the hair




GalacticAcid posted:

i love that this entire project is designed to appeal to white suburban tough guy dad fantasies

their fantasies necessarily involve their wives being dead lol

did you see any of the original movies?

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

The Muppets On PCP posted:

they could do that with dirty harry

walton googins has to be callahan though because he's got the hair


did you see any of the original movies?

I watched the one where Jim Carrey made his film debut as a corpse.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

The Muppets On PCP posted:

they could do that with dirty harry

walton googins has to be callahan though because he's got the hair


did you see any of the original movies?

yea, the original and then bits & pieces of death wish iii

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Death Wish 3 was badass and if tou watch an Eli Roth movie you deserve everything that happens to you

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

GalacticAcid posted:

in all seriousness i had heard a while ago that they were making this, and then forgot about it. the trailer showed when i was at the movie theater last weekend and i audibly gasped lmao it's grotesque

can't wait to see it. gonna see it day one!

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Lol please give a trip report, either here or in the nyc thread (if this one gets gassed)

it will be even funnier given that you will be largely sympathetic

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Plutonis posted:

Death Wish 3 was badass and if tou watch an Eli Roth movie you deserve everything that happens to you

Death Wish 3 is a great movie, the definitive incarnation of the formula.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQyrWf7wNT0

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

ill watch it if they give jeff goldblum another cameo as a slavering rapist

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Fuligin posted:

ill watch it if they give jeff goldblum another cameo as a slavering rapist

lmao oh poo poo I forgot about that

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
was it 4 or 5 that had the remote controlled exploding soccer ball

that was some straight up hard ticket to hawaii poo poo

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

GalacticAcid posted:

Lol please give a trip report, either here or in the nyc thread (if this one gets gassed)

it will be even funnier given that you will be largely sympathetic

only from a cinematic standpoint. but death wish 1 and 3 are great movies.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

I bet Willis' character lives in Evanston or Glenview lmbo

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
should target the real threat to the streets: police and big business, a la http://m.imdb.com/title/tt2368553/?ref_=m_nm_knf_i2

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
A Death Wish movie about a guy avenging a victim of police brutality by waging one man war on Chicago PD

That ....that would own

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

GalacticAcid posted:

A Death Wish movie about a guy avenging a victim of police brutality by waging one man war on Chicago PD

That ....that would own

:rip: chris dorner

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Gringostar posted:

:rip: chris dorner

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

GalacticAcid posted:

A Death Wish movie about a guy avenging a victim of police brutality by waging one man war on Chicago PD

That ....that would own

Agreed. But since that isn't acceptable in "decent" society, we have to settle for vigilante justice, hence Death Wish. Only ignorant people think it's some kind of RaHoWa fantasy. Whereas the source material is quite diverse in the people he kills, Goldblum, Fishburne, and O'Herlihy are well known, but also dozens of unnamed (bad) white, black, hispanic and asian dudes.

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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Gringostar posted:

the only way this won't be horrible is if it's white people that kill the wife and rape the daughter and then willis goes around killing black and brown people because he's loving insane and other white people cover for him which makes all white people look as bad as they really are

this won't happen though

GalacticAcid posted:

A Death Wish movie about a guy avenging a victim of police brutality by waging one man war on Chicago PD

That ....that would own

someone should share these ideas with Eli Roth to let him know how transgressive he really is

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
I don't got the answers SWAY

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

zen death robot posted:

Death Wish 3 was the best one why even do this

I suspect this movie will be an homage to the first 3 movies, though obviously heavily focused on the first.

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dSN1Z01-iE

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

GalacticAcid posted:

A Death Wish movie about a guy avenging a victim of police brutality by waging one man war on Chicago PD

That ....that would own

Law abiding citizen only the district attorney isn't a black man

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

bill preston esq rapes troi

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


The home invasion fear/fantasy is the dumbest poo poo. Like even the most strung-out junkie knows that stealing poo poo will go smoother if there is nobody home.

It's basically the "and then everyone stood up and clapped" of gun ownership.

That's not even mentioning the creepy psychosexual angle of a group of young dudes having their way with your wife.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Cuck Wish

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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous



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