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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Well, looks like it's now 3-0 and NE playing with 9.

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Classic Baldimero

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

paddyboat posted:

Classic Baldimero

Seems like VAR helped him get them both right?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Dallan Invictus posted:

Seems like VAR helped him get them both right?

I guess. The red seemed harsh but funny as hell.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
I'm an Atlanta fan now

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

paddyboat posted:

I guess. The red seemed harsh but funny as hell.

Which one? Kouassi I assume, because that was some weapons grade stupid, but it seemed legit to me. Hack the dude's ankle once, fine, yellow, but twice in five seconds?

The other one was kinda obvious, it may not have been Suarez-level intentional but that's the risk you run trying to "make yourself big" when you're a field player on the line instead of a GK.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Dallan Invictus posted:

Which one? Kouassi I assume, because that was some weapons grade stupid, but it seemed legit to me. Hack the dude's ankle once, fine, yellow, but twice in five seconds?

The other one was kinda obvious, it may not have been Suarez-level intentional but that's the risk you run trying to "make yourself big" when you're a field player on the line instead of a GK.

Yeah the second one, the handball/dogso. The first one was basically an assault

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

paddyboat posted:

Yeah the second one, the handball/dogso. The first one was basically an assault

That first HALF was basically an assault. I regret that ATL will have to take their foot of the gas or sub out some of their stars if they're being smart, that run in is BRUTAL and they'll need energy.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
Well that was a tasty goal

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I think this plucky Atlanta team might just stay up

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

paddyboat posted:

I think this plucky Atlanta team might just stay up

Can't say the same for New England

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I wish I had watched this game :smith:

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
I wish they could have put up 8 and broken that record. Oh well!

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

whypick1 posted:

I wish I had watched this game :smith:

same :popeye:

oh dear
https://twitter.com/DirtySouthSoc/status/908138378096513025

trem_two fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Sep 14, 2017

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
And now for the late game: Caps putting out a very...hmm, rotated lineup at home vs. Minnesota: Erik Hurtado starting up front, Shea and Davies with Reyna behind him, Teibert starting in midfield. De Jong and Nerwinski at FB.

This is not making me any less anxious about that whole trap game thing.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Stop loving this up Minnesota :argh:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:siren: BOTH TEAMS HAVE REGISTERED A SHOT ON GOAL :siren:

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Spoiler alert: this game is probably not ending 7-0 despite the similar openings.

(but maybe Alphonso Davies will Score A Goal and that would be grand.)

edit: okay, Erik Hurtado Scoring A Goal kinda counts even though I wish he would go to an NASL team and find his level.

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Sep 14, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Ugh, Vancouver's going to be at the top of the conference :barf:

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

whypick1 posted:

Ugh, Vancouver's going to be at the top of the conference :barf:

Believe me, I am as shocked as you.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
The production quality of this English language Univision feed on Facebook is hilariously bad. The two announcers have their audio mixed at very different levels, and they've got this caricature of an MLS fan as their sideline reporter.
https://twitter.com/jakeholla/status/909142407903629312

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Seems exactly like an MLS fan to me

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Atlanta hasn't scored yet :wtc:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Seems exactly like an MLS fan to me

yeah, I guess "full strength MLS fan" is a more apt description

this weird back line has already cost Atlanta

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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trem_two posted:

yeah, I guess "full strength MLS fan" is a more apt description

this weird back line has already cost Atlanta

Which is worse, the strange backline for ATL or the English commentators?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
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El Jebus posted:

Which is worse, the strange backline for ATL or the English commentators?

nothing is worse than this announcing crew

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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trem_two posted:

nothing is worse than this announcing crew

The camera op might be worse.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
nice!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Dwyer :stare:

Total poo poo play from Guzan too

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
lmao Guzan

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
these sideline reports about people trolling the crew on Twitter is the most cringe-worthy thing I've seen in a long time

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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trem_two posted:

these sideline reports about people trolling the crew on Twitter is the most cringe-worthy thing I've seen in a long time

The best part about this stream is making GBS threads on the commentators.

Also Guzan messing up so much.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Martinez owns

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
This game is nuts

Atlanta might want to consider actually defending crosses

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
lmao Atlanta can't defend headers

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


This game is great, the the east is great

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

trem_two posted:

Martinez owns

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Martinez is pretty good, imo.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I leave for 30 goddamn seconds to get some cold medicine... :argh:

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El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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DR AIDS posted:

Martinez is pretty good, imo.

Enjoying this game quite a bit.

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