Cursed images: Thanks for not pullyng out

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its_my_birthday: Sep 18, 2020

weird kitchen/cooking people are just intentionally being iamveryrandom for attention, it's a whole genre now. the fact that they're self aware no longer makes that kind of poo poo cursed imo.

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# ? Feb 26, 2021 17:58

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treat posted:

My spirt has been crushed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZa4yre0uEk

u can probe me cuz this video and song is actually blessed

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# ? Feb 26, 2021 18:00

PureEvil6_13: Jun 1, 2004; I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

I took this picture of some poor dudes license plate. . .

The ball hitch covers up the G0, but it was G0.

# ? Feb 26, 2021 18:37

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ultrafilter posted:

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Oldie but lol at Bioware.

# ? Feb 26, 2021 18:59

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flavor.flv posted:

Lmao, it's true.

Tax: A post from the TrumpLOL thread

mono posted:

# ? Feb 26, 2021 18:59

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treat posted:

My spirt has been crushed.

Not cursed, this owns imo

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# ? Feb 26, 2021 20:07

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Bogus Adventure posted:

Tax: A post from the TrumpLOL thread

Goatse isn't cursed

# ? Feb 26, 2021 20:18

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Feb 26, 2021 21:24

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Good loving lord, Simply Sara is not only still alive but still cookin�

https://youtu.be/9ckDOakEDo4

# ? Feb 26, 2021 21:30

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# ? Feb 26, 2021 22:43

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BUILD IT! It is :perfect:

# ? Feb 26, 2021 22:45

treat: Jul 24, 2008; by the sex ghost

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Good loving lord, Simply Sara is not only still alive but still cookin�

https://youtu.be/9ckDOakEDo4

# ? Feb 26, 2021 23:28

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Simply Sarah did the ole "oh you were asking what happened to me" Youtuber thing but she actually died of being fat and was resurrected at the hospital.

And then kept on making "OK let's start with 40 000 000 pounds of butter" cooking youtubes while breathing like Philip Seymour Hoffman.

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# ? Feb 26, 2021 23:34

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

died of being fat

I want this on my tombstone regardless of whether it's true :rip:

# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:59

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opened it, read it
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 03:27

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PainterofCrap posted:

What do you do after administration? Lock them in a shower stall for a couple days until their systems are blown clean?

(content)

Meggido seen here probing me.

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# ? Feb 27, 2021 04:07

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Lamech posted:

The old lady who lived in a shoe must have won the lottery.

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# ? Feb 27, 2021 15:23

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Altared State posted:

https://twitter.com/jeffbrutlag/status/1365135942713942019?s=20

Uh I think this is same lady in a different kitchen again using a frozen pie shell. How many of these are there?
https://twitter.com/runchrvnda/stat...ingawful.com%2F

# ? Feb 27, 2021 15:33

Wachter: Mar 23, 2007; You and whose knees?

C'mon the kneading garlic powder into the bread is straight up HowToBasic trolling

Wachter fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Feb 27, 2021

# ? Feb 27, 2021 15:48

Fumble: Sep 4, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-O16pNUAH8

Curses apon curses.

# ? Feb 27, 2021 15:51

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# ? Feb 27, 2021 15:51

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Scratch Monkey posted:

https://imgur.com/gallery/cBqxTqi

A man explored his ancestry in the Uncanny Valley

A bit creepy, but honestly I love seeing modern tech used like this. Same goes for those 60fps 4K upsamples of old black and white footage, like this snowball fight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjToVdbPxbw

Tax:

# ? Feb 27, 2021 16:03

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Goatse isn't cursed

I had to try it. The hot cheese water was bad obviously but the interesting thing is that the chocolate powder made the ez Mac cup melt for some reason. It also didn�t allow for the noodles to cook right. It was ok I guess. 4/10

# ? Feb 27, 2021 16:27

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Ziggy Smalls posted:

Uh I think this is same lady in a different kitchen again using a frozen pie shell. How many of these are there?

Come on now, we gotta see the results!

https://twitter.com/runchrvnda/status/1352756780741308416

I think what infuriates me the most with these evil, demonic cooking videos is how they'll slice or mix food right there on the counter, no cutting board or bowl or anything.
This makes me angry.

Then seeing her put this much butter on bread and of course the butter is cold so instead of spreading it she's just ripping the bread apart. Kitchen Karens are making me ANGRY.

Have a curse:

# ? Feb 27, 2021 16:35

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I had to try it. The hot cheese water was bad obviously but the interesting thing is that the chocolate powder made the ez Mac cup melt for some reason. It also didn’t allow for the noodles to cook right. It was ok I guess. 4/10

OMFG please probate me with this

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# ? Feb 27, 2021 16:36

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Ziggy Smalls posted:

Uh I think this is same lady in a different kitchen again using a frozen pie shell. How many of these are there?
https://twitter.com/runchrvnda/stat...ingawful.com%2F

Classic italian cooking. When is her book out?

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# ? Feb 27, 2021 16:37

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# ? Feb 27, 2021 18:30

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I had to try it. The hot cheese water was bad obviously but the interesting thing is that the chocolate powder made the ez Mac cup melt for some reason. It also didn’t allow for the noodles to cook right. It was ok I guess. 4/10

LOL

# ? Feb 27, 2021 18:50

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I had to try it. The hot cheese water was bad obviously but the interesting thing is that the chocolate powder made the ez Mac cup melt for some reason. It also didn�t allow for the noodles to cook right. It was ok I guess. 4/10

pal I�m getting real concerned about you after this post and I�m taking a sixer in protest

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# ? Feb 27, 2021 20:05