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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Burt Sexual posted:

Let the lizard loose and film the unboxing!

I think a lizard would just eat until it's full and then ignore the rest.

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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Those are caused by parasites aren't they?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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I was gonna say that I was pleasantly surprised they were in favor of abortion but then I realized it said DEFUND instead of Defend.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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That technology is getting so advanced it'll be really easy to make fake videos. And you thought fake news was bad now?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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LifeSunDeath posted:

if you genuinely think all news is fake, your brain is hosed.

Huh? When did I say that? My point is while now Fox news can say, for example, "Obama is a muslim!!" in a few years they might be able to just make a video of him doing a muslim prayer as "proof".

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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nerdz posted:

that's quite the rabbit hole, that account

amazing thread

https://twitter.com/CircumCrippled/status/967697616392937477

Good god it keeps going and going.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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At least he's buying all these mice from the pet store and not hunting his own...yet

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Nah, Griffin wears vore shirts.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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https://twitter.com/WeWuzBoomers/status/1093689257829355520

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Brawnfire posted:

Yeah, people can actually be women. They can't be foxes. Good enough for me.

Moose struck by lightning:

gently caress this texture.

http://imgur.com/gallery/r34Pouv

I don’t think this has ever been confirmed as being from a lightning strike or some sort of disease. Pretty gnarly regardless.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

A bathroom.

There was a whole myth busters episode about this.

Your toothbrush is drenched in dookie particles.

I believe the conclusion was that everything is covered in poop.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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trapped mouse posted:

well the artist isn't saying that he didn't do it, just that he stands with him. so, might be part of the appeal for the artist

oh you sweet summer child

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I poked my head in to the UK politics thread to check on how brexit is going.

They're selling those televangelist doomsday prepper paint buckets full of dehydrated food.

Like, en masse.

UK is hella cursed.

Still sounds better than this slop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH37W0jPpA

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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jobson groeth posted:

A bunch of people bbq them so cutting out the prep hassle makes sense.



I wouldn't be surprised if he saw something on TV about this and that's what triggered it.

EDIT: Here's an update to that post

quote:

EDIT/UPDATE: My brother was released Friday afternoon into my parents custody, and they have already removed all traces of a pet and have temporarily removed his door. He will probably get the door back but not the lock. The eval we were given was really big and complicated but basically stated that it was probably a seizure that triggered a violent episode. If he exhibits any more violent or potentially violent behavior they requested we call 911 right away. We have a social worker assigned to us and they will be visiting my parents and brother on monday morning. Nothing else new to report, except for my reoccurring nightmares. I am also in the process of seeing a therapist and have an appointment scheduled for this wednesday afternoon for someone that specializes in family related trauma.

Thanks again to everyone and I appreciate your help!

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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SniperWoreConverse posted:

was this angsty boy posted already?

https://i.imgur.com/SZb8lI3.gifv

also my ancestors had peacocks for years & for sure were not yuppies

I have to assume he knows this wolf(?) already because what kind of idiot sees a wolf and tries to go pet it?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Screaming Idiot posted:

I lost my poo poo when it stopped eating and just went EEEEEEEEEEEEHH!!!

That's just the sound of a pug breathing through their hosed up inbred nose.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Broccoli and most vegetables/fruits are fine for dogs, just make sure they don't choke. Grapes/raisins, cherries, onions, and garlic are all toxic to dogs. Citrus fruits can also make them sick though they're not technically poisonous.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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great big cardboard tube posted:

why do the blonde guys have whiskers? nevermind I don't want to know, anime in the cursed thread is basically cheating

because anime

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Since he still has a belly button it probably doesn't heal injuries he got previously.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Loden Taylor posted:

I've lost the thread, but here's the story. Apparently it was his girlfriend, not his wife.

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/23595533/ns/health-health_care/t/woman-sits-boyfriends-toilet-years/

And I guess they charged him with mistreatment of a dependent.

https://www.kansas.com/latest-news/article1129570.html

I feel like I shouldn’t be asking this, but if she was fused to the toilet seat does that mean she didn’t wipe?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Yeah I don't believe for one second that they come out looking that perfect.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Well, aside from the last one.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Dec 31, 2007

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jemand posted:

99.9% something

On the reddit post I saw there was a comment with a translation but now I can't find it again.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

The axe blade looks like a little brown puppy sitting in a pink child's car seat



Ohhhhh it's an axe.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Since hail melts this would be a perfect insurance scam for anyone in that area. Just break your windshield with an airsoft rifle or something, throw a bit of water in there, and then claim the hail did it.

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Dec 31, 2007

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That70sHeidi posted:

Why is that black bag thing moving........?????

It’s just wind.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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To be fair there are tons of awful patents like that that would never actually get used.

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Dec 31, 2007

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Eldercain posted:

the gas pumps oh my god. i was so confused the first time i got one of those because i hadn't fully internalized hellworld.

Wait, those examples were real?!

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Flannelette posted:

Never underestimate a horses almost magical ability to drop dead.

Dying after getting your skull caved in is not very hard.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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"It was a different time!" starter pack.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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LawfulWaffle posted:

I'm the housewife getting increasingly worried because my 11-year-old son won't stop screaming about Fortnite no matter how much they mist the kid with this $50 rock soup.

e: jfc


Ingredients: Sonically tuned water, rosewater, grain alcohol, sea salt, colloidal silver, therapeutic grade oils of: rosemary, juniper and lavender; a unique and complex blend of gem elixirs, including but not limited to: black tourmaline, lapis lazuli, ruby, labradorite, bloodstone, aqua aura, black onyx, garnet, pyrite and nuummite; reiki, sound waves, moonlight, love, reiki charged crystals

I thought you were joking but Love is actually a listed ingredient what the gently caress

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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This is super illegal right?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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Someone should tell him that her proverbial cherry has already been popped considering she has kids

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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At least it doesn’t have mustard icing

https://youtu.be/W_H-KLvboHQ

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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For those who don’t realize, this is a parody account.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

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As someone afraid of heights I think I’d prefer to just die on the mountain than experience the hell spin.

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Dec 31, 2007

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pseudosavior posted:

Got some old-school curse for you all today.



“make hay while the sun shines”? The hell does that mean?

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