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SniperWoreConverse posted:what the gently caress are these assholes doing in my basement!? They heard there was purple meth.
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Jun 23, 2018 17:56
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This was anti-temperance propaganda, btw. Which makes it even funnier. Tried to argue against temperance by saying that the only people who were against everyone being drunk all the time were a bunch of sour old biddies. (Prohibition was bad, obviously, but holy gently caress everyone was all drunk all the time before it.)
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Jun 25, 2018 14:36
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gey muckle mowser posted:
He's homeschooled.
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Jun 28, 2018 17:23
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I'm the hat clips. (What are hat clips?)
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Jul 1, 2018 19:48
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Oh wow, hat clips may be cursed.  It's like suspenders, for attaching your shirt to your hat. Like you're a toddler who can't keep track of their mittens.
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Jul 1, 2018 19:51
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EvilJoven posted:Just rear end in a top hat boomer parents hoping their Millenial son is stupid enough to inadvertently buck the trend of not having kids. Uh, aren't most parents of teenagers Gen X by now? Boomers are nearing retirement age. Or have I missed a memo and from now on all middle-aged+ people are referred to as boomers?
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Jul 4, 2018 22:18
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naem posted:Gen x just doesn't exist anymore sorry. We've jumped right from boomers to their grandkids  Well, I can't say this comes as a surprise. We always suspected we didn't exist.
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Jul 4, 2018 22:20
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Mistle posted:On one hand, the bunk theory that "there's a finite amount of health" is bunk, but on the other hand, if their health is, in fact finite, then it would make even more sense to be in top physical form, so that your resting health is most efficient, and you don't waste No, because every step you take brings you closer to death. Every calorie you burn brings you closer to the grim reaper. You need to hoard your energy.
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Jul 6, 2018 03:34
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Jul 6, 2018 22:02
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dr.acula posted:Is this not inherently blessed? I just don't know man. I guess I didn't put enough points into photo theology.
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Jul 6, 2018 23:08
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Gimbal lock posted:You can't possibly have such clear definition of the lower ribcage yet have muddy enough definition to hide the nipples. Padded bra.
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Jul 8, 2018 17:53
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Sagebrush posted:it's because older generations were reared by parents who were told that bottle feeding formula is better because it's hygienic and scientific but millennials were predominantly breast fed so something something freud formative memories repression fixation. It's because everyone is fat now. Half the dudes have boobs of their own. Half the dames have really unfortunate boobs. A lady with big boobs might have perky porn boobs, but it's much more likely she has veiny danglers. Just not worth the risk.
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Jul 23, 2018 11:32
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bike tory posted:That article about millennials not being into boobs is old a.f. and has come up before. Their "data" comes from pornhub user accounts, as if that has some kind of validity or generalisability. Can we not try and analyse it or treat it as anything other than bs? speculating about bullshit is fun tho. That's why TVIV exists. And D&D.
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Jul 23, 2018 14:18
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This is what model train enthusiasts look like to the tiny toy people living in their dioramas.
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Jul 25, 2018 15:59
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Jul 25, 2018 19:32
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The Bloop posted:"Accused of" Hey maybe it was a real zebra painted to look like a black donkey. And now the paint is smearing and revealing the zebra underneath.
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Jul 27, 2018 15:56
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Solar Tornado posted:Racial diversity in bed monsters, but the woman is always white? Typical Hollywood schtick I, too, am sick of horror movies portraying white people as idiots.  In that top picture the lady is in bed and the phone rings, so she tells her husband to answer it, but he just lays there so finally she answers it and it is her husband on the phone. Then she does what the show in the GIF. Is this what a sensible person would do? No.Get out of the house lady. Or lock yourself in the bathroom. Or at least pick up an improvised weapon. Don't peek under the blanket to make sure it's something scary before you decide what to do next.
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Jul 31, 2018 20:55
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Null of Undefined posted:The picture is cursed but the subtitle is accurate. Yes, it is a land of contrasts.
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Jul 31, 2018 21:13
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CaptainSarcastic posted:The lack of any spices, and presumably any flavor, speak to the truth of this. The Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup is the spices.
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Infinitum posted:https://i.imgur.com/x1hnXdD.mp4 Do you think they gave it back to him after the surgery?
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Aug 7, 2018 21:43
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kcroy posted:that is so not loving okay. It's like a goddamn magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, but the rabbit is a 40 foot chocolate snake, and the hat is you. Obviously they could not, or they would have done it. I imagine he didn't go in for at least few hours after he lost it, because it's embarrassing and he'd hope he could get it out himself. So by the time he goes in his muscles are in spasm and nearby tissues are swollen and inflamed from stress making it even harder to get out the way it went in. Trying to force it out could cause an overstretched membrane to rupture. Meanwhile poop is backing up behind it so there is a time limit. You don't want to risk an intestinal rupture. poo poo getting loose in your abdominal cavity is a bad time. Surgery could be the safest course of action.
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Cephalectomy posted:You havent even gotten that far? Hand in you're GBS gun and badge you son of a bitch Hey, getting a boyfriend isn't easy. You need to, like, leave the house and stuff. It's a big ask.
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Aug 9, 2018 03:06
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bike tory posted:I'm sure I saw a thing the other day saying that they had been sentenced That must have been different religious child murderers, these two were just arrested a couple days ago. 
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dog nougat posted:Metairie is nola suburb essentially. It's boring hellscape of strip malls and suburban sprawl. I can totally see this coming from the sheer boredom of living there. Pinterest moms run amok.
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Aug 15, 2018 01:11
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bike tory posted:Have it surgically removed, professionally cured/tanned, and make a vest out of it. Don't be so selfish. Dude should donate it to a burn victim. Just stroll into the burn ward and be all, "Hey, anybody here need some skin?" and then start pulling out handfuls of skin from your waistband like a magician doing the scarf trick.
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Aug 15, 2018 09:07
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Not completely sure if parking lot tardigrade is cursed or blessed. 
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Aug 19, 2018 03:27
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This one seems to be up to something. That's the most suspicious melon I've ever seen.
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Aug 20, 2018 12:46
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Aug 20, 2018 22:45
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Oscar Wild posted:I use a dremel to sand down my dog's nails, and while it might seem dangerous, it's better than clippers I guess. I should not be allowed near infants. Yeah, that's a normal thing to do. Waving it over a sleeping child while wearing black gloves is pretty strange tho.
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Aug 20, 2018 22:53
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Android Apocalypse posted:I can believe Melania would eat this, but Donnie? I assume that's a dirty plate. Those are the leftover parts of his dinner that Donnie didn't eat. Garnish, really.
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What a terrible headline. It' doesn't even mention if the baby was the victim or perpetrator.
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Oct 5, 2018 23:59
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The real curse is that we spent thousands of years turning that into this:  Good going, humanity.
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Phlegmish posted:[striking thoughtful PC gamer pose] I have to agree, I think it's cool that an entire generation is playing Battle Royale TF2 or whatever Fortnite is. We didn't really have that back in the day, except maybe a select few MMORPGs that a lot of kids played. The teachers are trying to work with that, maybe in a really embarrassing way, but I can't hate it. Look closer. They want the kids to stop wasting all their time playing Fortnite, but they know just telling the kids to do their homework instead of wasting all their time on vidya games won't work. Instead they are trying to accelerate the timeline to where Fornite becomes old and busted and everyone stops playing it. Just need the moms to start up a ladies social fornite club on facebook and the 8th graders won't be able to look at it ever again.
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Oct 15, 2018 23:15
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Unless your parents are poor. Sorry kid Santa hates poors too Uh, if you check the lore it's clear that Santa brings presents to all the good boys and girls. If Santa didn't bring you presents it's not because you are poor, it's because you are morally inferior.
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Oct 24, 2018 00:07
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luxury handset posted:gee whiz i wonder what's so annoying about one or both of the parents that 32 sets of adults were like "nope, not gonna get my kid involved in that scene" Well, at least one of them is the sort of person who alerts the media when things in their life don't go according to plan. That's some next level Drama Queen.
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TERFherder posted:What does this mean? seen it used a lot lately. Are you a tiny baby? How can you not have heard of CHUD? It's a classic! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv1_Ig58V2Y
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