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A Strange Aeon posted:Can a woman confirm if this would actually work? The poster seems stoked about it but I feel like my wife would make a face and just throw the waffles out because yuck. Jizzing on some loving lovely eggos is just sad. If you're gonna do cum waffles you gotta go all out, make it all from scratch. Seriously though I would not advise surprising a woman with jizzy waffles, if so you should be prepared for them to be smashed into your face like a nastier version of the pie-in-face comedy cliche. You should ask first and she'll let you know if she's into it or not.
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# ¿ May 28, 2018 07:13 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 14:59 |
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It's the pixels. You can tell by the pixels.
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# ¿ May 28, 2018 08:12 |
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I saw a cock head. Mods? Mods??? Those pictures actually made me nauseous. I think that's the first time that's happened with something not actually physically in front of me. It's usually smells that get me. Pretty sure he somehow made a cum meringue.
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# ¿ May 28, 2018 15:14 |
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I'd argue it's more
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# ¿ May 28, 2018 17:31 |
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But it's definitely extremely cursed
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# ¿ May 28, 2018 17:32 |
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:What do you mean "somehow?" It's egg whites and cream of tartar. Ok there's definitely a protein source, I'll give you that, but is cum really that acidic naturally? Maybe he should see a doctor.
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# ¿ May 29, 2018 01:17 |
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I imagine he’d been eating a lot of pineapple for the supposed taste benefit, given that he was planning to cook with it. That’s what I’d do if I were making cum meringue. Well sure, but the pineapple doesn't actually come out into the semen and make it acidic. It's supposed to be more basic because vaginas are acidic so it balances out. I guess that guy's too busy freezing and eating his cum for it to matter what it would do in the hypothetical situation where it contacts a vagina. Anyway I found this
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# ¿ May 29, 2018 05:03 |
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It's a baby Trump. And Trumpette. Majorly cursed
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# ¿ May 29, 2018 15:11 |
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Blue Train posted:Ok nope avocado was Canada and this is the justification I stabbed myself in the hand trying to pit an avocado and had to go to the ER so unfortunately I'm one of the people this wasteful product is aimed at.
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# ¿ May 29, 2018 22:58 |
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PokeJoe posted:Don't use the point of the knife on the avocadr All the forks were dirty Also I had just woken up and was trying to make breakfast so I was still kinda half asleep so I blame that. I woke up real quick after stabbing myself though!! Mega curse Dixville fucked around with this message at 05:18 on May 30, 2018 |
# ¿ May 30, 2018 05:13 |
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Yeah I fully admit I was dumb as gently caress/half asleep. At least it was just a tiny paring knife. It really wasn't that bad of a cut, they ended up gluing it closed instead of suturing it which I should have known was dumb but I was all loopy from stabbing myself and not eating anything so I didn't insist on stitches. So it healed like poo poo at the time but I can't tell where it was anymore. Anyway at least I'm not this person avocado hand article posted:one staffer’s wife recently slit herself “so deep” that she had to get $20,000 worth of hand surgery.
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# ¿ May 30, 2018 21:38 |
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# ¿ May 30, 2018 22:19 |
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Paladinus posted:I clicked the link, but it opened some image hosting website or something. I just wanted to hang out! Look at my img bb
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# ¿ May 30, 2018 23:28 |
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Skeleton Ape posted:I'm the white hetero couple Don't be ageist
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# ¿ May 31, 2018 15:03 |
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Say Nothing posted:Ovarian cyst with teeth and hair. At first glance I thought this was a heart In my search for a representative heart pic (not super happy with this one but it'll do) I found this which is p cursed tbh
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# ¿ May 31, 2018 15:15 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Turn on the reactor I'm HARD
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2018 16:38 |
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2018 16:45 |
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It's a trap Actually there isn't even a meeting location or time so not sure what they were trying to accomplish with that flyer or tearing off individual letters tbqh Maybe the paper is coated in ricin
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2018 11:57 |
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Ratzap posted:Mouth breather... So Anime is a gender now? Is it just that one
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 03:04 |
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 03:44 |
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Fake James posted:I was always told to take the 2nd person out of the sentence, so "my wife and I's gaming room" is correct because "my wife's gaming room" is a valid sentence, but "me and my wife's gaming room" doesn't work because "me's gaming room " doesn't make sense. Yes I's gaming room makes so much more sense Honestly English is a confusing and sometimes lovely language so who knows what's the correct way. Maybe "My and my wife's?"
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 05:34 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:that's like saying who Ftfy
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 06:04 |
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bike tory posted:It's true, let's get back to some cursed images with gaming rooms of the average person: I have to say the cleanliness of this chair is really impressive and a pleasant surprise
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 11:24 |
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Simpsons did it https://frinkiac.com/video/S04E17/naLSHMqQNqiX9I9RPSpcJXjXQAY=.gif Dixville fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Jun 5, 2018 |
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2018 21:53 |
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America is cursed as gently caress
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2018 04:14 |
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Action-Bastard posted:Guys we literally had the same procedure in the 90s before school shootings were a thing. C'mon. Not true, we had tornado drills and fire drills but we never practiced lockdowns. Also there were school shootings before the 90s they just were rare. Edit and I guess they weren't "mass shootings" based on the number of deaths if you want to get pedantic...
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2018 04:30 |
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Mistle posted:OSHA violations: - No condom
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2018 04:48 |
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"man my dogs are barking today!"
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2018 02:57 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:There is a Mexican restaurant near me that has something similar to these. When you shut the door the glass goes smoked. This seems like a lot of trouble to go through when you could just have normal opaque doors/walls. Is this for people who are afraid of being ambushed by someone standing on the toilet in waiting?
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2018 03:06 |
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I feel like they also left too much hair, making it more of a bowl cut. Part of that may be the different angles though. It is very Moe-esque and I don't think that guy's face shape is helping things.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 15:40 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Nips are kinda goin different directions tho. He's got some pretty poor teat conformation that's for sure
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 04:13 |
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I swiped left
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2018 03:18 |
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uber_stoat posted:here kitty kitty, I want to explore the occult reaches of your corpus. Edit I thought that loving weird music was the cat screaming at first Honestly that is a neat concept but they went at it in a weird way, the cat is too cutesy which makes the anatomy too creepy Also this is kinda what flensing is if anybody hasn't googled it by this point Dixville fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Jun 14, 2018 |
# ¿ Jun 14, 2018 06:59 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:if it helps vets help animals then i'm all for unsettling vr interactive anatomy guides. There actually are already computer programs like this for veterinary students called the "glass horse" and "glass dog" fwiw http://www.sciencein3d.com/products.html Dixville fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Jun 14, 2018 |
# ¿ Jun 14, 2018 07:15 |
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Leroy Dennui posted:
If they injected that dog with synthol I'mma have to cut a bitch Edit I looked up the video and it's the dog version of a fat suit, no bitch cuttin needed (this time) Dixville fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Jun 15, 2018 |
# ¿ Jun 15, 2018 15:21 |
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Heath posted:The muscles that control the movements in your fingers are anchored as far back as the elbow, and the tendon that would have ripped out would have joined the belly of the muscle probably halfway down the forearm, assuming it tore right at the actual muscle tissue. Just for reference, you know the quote posted:the whole thing having been torn from deep in his arm where it was anchored. That's what he said though? Not sure what you were aiming for w this post tbh just emphasis of how gross that would be chilling on a bulletin board?
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 18:22 |
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 19:12 |
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Eh it's kinda thick for cum tbh The goopburger is really closer to rupturing an abscess but most people don't have direct experience with that so
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 19:51 |
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Heath posted:Idk man why do I have to justify talking about cool anatomy poo poo Ah ok for some reason I was seeing it as saying the story wasn't true or something?? I blame the fact I had just woken up and wasn't thinking clearly. Anatomy is cool
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