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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Lodin posted:

But did they have to use fiat currency to pay for the ad?

They likely just put it there without permission. Because, you know, :bitcoin:

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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Screaming Idiot posted:

HOW FUNDIP GET PRAGNANT

Up the fundip no babby

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Nah. Essential oils are the go-to for anti vaxxers. You just need the right blend to cure anything.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Solice Kirsk posted:


Or this one:



What, you never sound vided a wiener before?:discourse:

Ed. - phone auto corrected to "winner". Was tempted to keep.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Hell Stink posted:

Here is a taste of what my wife likes to share over meals.



:nms:



:eyepop: :wth: :gowron: :trumppop: :bernpop: :popeye: :randpop: :captainpop: :chanpop:

MrUnderbridge fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Jan 29, 2019

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Well, if a stray round or six hits, say, "accidentally" that annoying kid, um, oops?

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


Poor Freckles. Thought of meatballs and died.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Glenn Quebec posted:

What the gently caress is that dumb face for

It's for men who want to make the sex on a real lady.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Be nice to Siri. She'll rat you out to psychos.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

bowmore posted:

yeah I dunno, we seem to be going into Cold War: the sequel

No fakery needed for that.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Mr. Apollo posted:

Someone stole the highway toll sticker but cutting it out of the windshield.







People in my area have been stealing license plates to fool the toll cameras. The tolls are running almost $3 each way through the tunnel, double that if you don't have the toll transponder. And the private company that runs it can charge for the next 50+ years.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Yep. Older, wiser, had it with all the folderol.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Milo and POTUS posted:

That's a hell of an act! What do you call it

The Rich Motherfuckers Who Live Overseas.

And the kicker is it could have been avoided by a regional 2 cent per gallon tax on gas, but, nooo. "They can't guarantee it will only be spent on the tunnels!"

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

rodbeard posted:

They're probably right though NY lottery money is supposed to only go to education so they just budget that much less for education and keep the extra money.

But now my commute costs me over $100 a month with the tolls. Taking the toll free route would add almost an hour to my daily drive.

The gas tax would have cost the average driver $30 to 40 per year.

Also, since they were given a 58 year contract, they will make $22 billion on a $2 billion job. Remind me again how private industry can do it cheaper than the government?

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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

gleebster posted:

Why is his buddy unable to obtain a hunting license?

Felony convictions? :shrug:

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


Not cursed. Working as needed.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

What's really funny is some of the guys they got for the vid are pretty skeezy looking.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


New CGI Zippy movie looking..... disturbing. I don't think they're having fun yet.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

I think jobson just came.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Solice Kirsk posted:

I wanna travel to South America so bad and trying cuy is definitely gonna be on the list of things to do.

Had some last summer. Tastes like long-cooked chicken.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Hell Stink posted:

I'm the tiny cold nipples

Oh, he ain't cold, brother...

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


"Scoooooter! I have a treaty-treat for you!"

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Jerry Cotton posted:

I drink milk every day but not my own so why would I drink my own piss :thunk:

Because you're Bear Grylls.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

The fun part is he actually spent the :10bux: for that av.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


So that's where the expression "Ascend to the throne " comes from.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


They are severely disappointed in your toilet habits.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Len posted:



Without a doubt

That coffin looks like it was made with a cooler.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Noblesse Obliged posted:

It does have an ice cold Yeungling in it

:iceburn:

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Plus dogs get white on the muzzle and face.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Hey, mimolette is available here again. The foamy rind is from the cheese mites chewin' & poopin' to give it that extra wang.

:discourse:

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

how... how many wangs should I expect my cheese to have

Well, figure around 4,000 mites per square inch, and a sex ratio of 3/1 m/f (based on red mites), you're looking at maybe 500 mite wangs per bite of rind.

The FDA limit for cheese is 6 per square inch for other cheeses.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Legit had a rich person throwing a tantrum because their Iceland vacation was kind of dreary and not very exotic.

They were legit fuming that a volcanic ash pile in the Arctic Circle wasn't similar to Hawaii or Fiji.

You can Google maps Iceland right now and see plain as day that it's just a grey mess of rocks with an airport and a Bjork.

You forgot the rotten-eggshowers and tourist soup vats.

Seriously, though I really enjoyed my trip there, even without the northern lights.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

It's Americanized Greek meat sauce on spaghetti. With Americanized cheese. Because America.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


We always wondered when that Venture boy would come out.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


One bukkake on wheat, coming















up!

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


Lotta room in that there womb.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


Spoderman?

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Sorry, guys, pylsurs are loving delicious.

The only curse is defining a sandwich. In Icelandic.

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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


California dreaming...

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