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Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

St. Louis style pizza exist and they're dog poo poo.

get this filth and heresy out of my face

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Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Provel actually tastes pretty good and your opinions are bad

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Scratch Monkey posted:

They’re a pretty common kitchen gadget but not something everyone has. Americans use them to make grilled cheese mostly

Wait, you're actually supposed to make spaghetti sandwiches in them?
(I've had one for ages; salvaged it from my great grandma's place after she passed and haven't really used it. I just thought it was for making grilled cheese (and variant) sandwiches)


also

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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I can't help but feel a little bad for the guy. Clearly has some mental issues doing something like that, but loves and misses his kid so much to be that intense about it. Of course we don't know the whole story but I work with kids for a living and a majority of them are from single-parent households/split custody homes where at least one parent just doesn't give a poo poo and it sucks that a dad who genuinely wants to be there for his kid can't.


anyway


Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Turpitude II posted:

That's still an assumption. Maybe he's just pissed off that someone is keeping something from him that he sees as rightfully his. :shrug:

This doubt of parental intentions brought to you by: reading the estranged parents thread. Warning: it's cursed as poo poo in there.

I won't deny it's an assumption. Could very well be that, too.

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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RatHat posted:

I don't even understand what Tiktok is. Is it just Vine 2.0? That you can put music over for some reason?

Think of it like Vine, but replace Vine's breeding ground for new content creators and replace it with people who tend to only be hopelessly derivative. Just explore the site for a few minutes-- click on a sound clip and watch how many people are doing the exact. same. thing. to the beat of the music.

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Bust Rodd posted:

Dreadlock derails are the worst because some of us don’t have a choice, it’s literally just how our loving hair grows. If I meticulously comb and brush my hair every day then I have a big poofy afro which looks like broccoli hat, so dreads is just easier to deal with, easier to clean, and easier to wear.

I feel like it’s the hair equivalent of having really nice big titties. All natural looks amazing, but you can tell bad fakes a mile away and they are always super disappointing up close.

Dreads look nice when you've got hair that is naturally compatible with them.

Stick-straight hair though? Dear god no, that's only possible with letting it become matted and filthy. You can't do poo poo with hair like this.

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Bust Rodd posted:

This lady looks like if the Trunchbull wanted to speak to your manager

Put her in the chokey and leave her there forever

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Cursed images: Smells like Weed


(it actually does right now, my downstairs neighbors are cursed people living in a cloud of weed smoke bc they leave their door open all the time and leave their trash outside their door instead of taking it to the dumpster so there's always a puddle of trash juice in front of their door. I can't open my window anymore because all I smell is weed and trash)

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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I like how she had to reformat the "Everything is subJect to analysis." and still couldn't find a good place to fit the J. Real galaxy brain work there.

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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DandyLion posted:

Uh, that's not trash juice, that's homebrew Kombucha, breh.

cursed comment


And nah, they're not hippies, they're just really irresponsible and unsanitary. They've torn that poor apartment unit to ribbons, and the people who lived there before them did the same. One of the maintenance guys let me see what he was dealing with when he was gutting the place. I felt so bad for him.

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Yolomon Wayne posted:

Several curses at once if you ask me



Should have just stopped at the first sentence.

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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the band name is the cherry on top of this horrible cursed sundae

what in the everloving gently caress.

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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This is blessed

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Literally A Person posted:

...um, what is this advertising? WHAT IS THIS ADVERTISING!?

Tushy is a trendy new bidet. They've even had porn star Asa Akira in advertisements, basically saying it makes you clean enough to eat off of-- "trust me, I'd know", she says.

I wish I was kidding.

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Milo and POTUS posted:

Market it as the worlds most powerful bidet

The Tushy fans from a few pages ago with "Ask Me About My Butthole" shirts are just over here with their jaws on the floor.

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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it's a muggle wand I guess.


Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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See, I can handle pineapple on pizza. This is too far though.

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Harvey Mantaco posted:

"Handle"

like if ya had pineapple on a pizza and didn't have the constitution for it that poo poo would gently caress you up

can't handle this fruit! Aaahhhhh I've lost control!


Nah I mean like, tolerate it. It's not gonna ruin the pizza for me but it's never something I'd actively choose, you know what I mean?

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Bombadilillo posted:

https://youtu.be/1Ljp3pEcOkg

I'm so sorry.

Poetry read aloud at 43 minutes in. I just found it for that

god drat all of these white supremacy videos are gonna make youtube recommend a shitload of alt-right shitfucks to me and it's gonna be miserable

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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one day I want someone to look at my cooking the way that girl looks at that pizza



anyway



he just wanted to shred one more time man

the boys all pour a monster on the ground for their fallen bro

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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mrfart posted:



A good excuse to post my favorite “restoration” job.

from ecce homo to ecce hobo

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Apple culture is the loving worst lol



Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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I want whoever suggested that to try it. I need the room to be cool (68-70) to even be able to sleep, and even then I don't use blankets. If I don't I'll wake up in a puddle of sweat at 4am.

gently caress summer, man.

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Squalid posted:

Do you think people just literally didn’t sleep before they invented air-conditioning?

If you actually tried it you’d adapt within a week or two. You might still wake up sweaty though, sweating is normal.

I'm sure they slept. I'm sure they were also miserable trying to.

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

Yeah I know what cursive is, but "curvise"? gently caress me! This is supposed to be a congressman. Surely he has proofreaders and/or at least some sense of how to spellcheck things he's unsure of before hitting "send"?

Remember when Betsy DeVos' Education Department Twitter misspelled W. E. B. Du Bois as "W. E. B. DeBois" in a hamfisted attempt to contribute a quote for Black History Month, and then corrected it with "Post updated - our deepest apologizes for the earlier typo." three hours later?

I remember that. :allears:

curse:

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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this is super blessed


meanwhile, a mega curse

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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The correct answer is to change your dog's name to that rear end in a top hat mom's name. Malicious compliance can be fun!


Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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This we'll defend... Defend the rights of those people to protest police brutality, because we're smart enough to be able to distinguish that from heroic efforts during 9/11 and not making a hateful jingoistic video, right Rudy? Riiiiight?

Speaking of toilets though

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Moon Slayer posted:

From one of those "here's how a family making $350,000 a year is barely middle class" articles.



Spending $4800 at Old Navy a year makes this feel like that one dril tweet


Framboise fucked around with this message at 15:40 on Sep 12, 2019

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Imgur is a cursed hellscape of butthurt redpill/mgtow rejects.

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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CaptainSarcastic posted:



Ed Sheeran is a loving curse to begin with, but him looking like a loving muppet next to a royal is just extra cursed.

cursed singer, blessed avatar/post combo

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Moon Slayer posted:

Don't worry, in 50 more pages you'll understand why you were probated.

e; hoisted by my own petard

double edit, saved by mod inattention:



Honestly it's kind of hard to remember-- sometimes I catch myself about to say something in here without an image to post and have to stop myself from eating a sixer.


What a tremendously scummy person. I wonder if there were any takers who were just that desperate for "natural "breeding" sessions".

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Inceltown posted:

Billy Corgan should have shot himself instead of Cobain. If I could change 1 event in time this would be it. Every single thing wrong with this timeline started from this point.

This is a cursed-rear end comment. What the gently caress dude.


Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Live from Walmart. What the gently caress who even chooses that number



edit: sorry, should have timg'd while i was at the store

Framboise fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Nov 15, 2019

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Former DILF posted:

clearance at target always ends at x.98 so the low price leader clears out at x.88

capitalism is pretty loving cursed too

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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that's a pretty great framerate for a gif, I'm impressed



feed me landfill

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Just lol if you don't include the worst soda with those

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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The Little Death posted:

I know someone is going to say this is all in good fun, but seriously gently caress this jokey brands are people thing. This is like a bunch of AI chatbots except inexplicably the chatbots are actually people hired to be chatbots.

I agree, but part of me wants to try to think of it as "really bored social media teams just trying to amuse themselves with other really bored social media teams" because I can't really fault someone for wanting to goof off during an unexciting job. :unsmith:

On the other hand, they're representing their company which means they all probably still need to be approved by higher-ups which keeps it all corporate and driven toward generating revenue somehow. :smith:

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Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


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Bust Rodd posted:

This feels like one of those “the curse is that they are TRANS!” images that used to keep popping up, but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and say the curse is “hooking in the parking lot of a tire yard”

Cursed Image:



Goth snail friend is very fashionable and very blessed. :colbert:

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