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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Moon Slayer posted:

Has he gotten to the "um actually I'm an ephebophile which is totally different and natural" stage of his argument yet?

Let's just go back to the idea of Sonic porn in the first place...

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I appreciate all the likes on the mom's posts.

For everything else in there:

:allbuttons:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Just lol if you need to look at the keyboard while you type.
How did you even grow up, playing outside or something??

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I don't know how many of you actually met polys IRL but everyone I've known was pretty well balanced and were nothing like the reddit/tinder walking stereotypes we see here...

I'm monogamous myself but jesus gently caress I don't get where all of this is coming from.

Sure, the potential for drama is higher the more people you get close to I guess, but not every poly is some confused lost sheep that lost the loving rightful way of monogamy.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019





I was about to beg you to tell me this is satire and then I google image searched that.

gently caress. Of course.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019





I'll be honest... I don't understand why this is gross. Hellman's and ham? Just add sliced cheese and 2 pieces of bread, ideally some yellow mustard with it, boom. Great sandwich.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Grouchio posted:

Late in 2012 I had a massive panic attack that lasted a whole month, revolving around fearing the Mayan Apocalypse of 12/21/12. More specifically, a fear I knew to be irrational and pushed by spindoctors, yet one I could never get out of my head until the end-date. So every day in December 2012 I could barely function, my muscles always tense, my paranoia interfering with my schoolwork and hobbies as I felt that the world would somehow get vaporized. I had to skip several classes to lie in the nurse's office just so I wouldn't turn into a sobbing mess. Even after the deadline I felt emotionally and psychologically drained for several months afterward.

Funny, I was looking forward to it. I didn't believe anything magical would happen, but was secretly hoping some mayan shaman had correctly guesstimated the next time some big space rock would come flying towards us.
At least in death I wouldn't have any debts.
:smugbert:
Well, here we are.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

The apocalypse did happen.

Tell me with a straight face that anything feels real anymore and we're not in some bleak purgatory.

I have no counter-argument.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




They could modify the Sonic model and re-render all the scenes, I guess.
That wouldn't take the stupidity out nor does it sound remotely feasible (time and cost wise), but let's see if it turns out just lovely instead of super lovely.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Now all I wanna do is get a job at Taco Bell just so I can post these using the work wifi. (the right column, of course)

Content:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




steinrokkan posted:

The train guy is more blessed than you or I will ever be.


I wanted to put him in the blessed thread, honestly, but the flatness of his subpar scenery makes him cursed to below average train set landscaping purgatory.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Motherfucker posted:

An actual animal from the increasingly polluted sea died for this.

Oreo Cheese Crab Plastic

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Mr Hootington posted:

Yeah same. He believes in the fun insane conspiracies and not qanon poo poo.

You think that sucks, imagine having your own brother coming out at Christmas dinner as a huge racist, Hitler did nothing wrong/Holocaust was a hoax, black people are provably less intelligent than whites, capitalism is the best we've come up with, people on welfare (or food stamps in the US I guess?) are all worthless lazy leeches, women are pathetic for all that #metoo bullshit, I could go on.

We definately won't be talking outside of family dinners now... and that will be limited to "Hi." and "See you next year!".

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Caramel ain't poo poo without fleur de sel.
:colbert:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




How can he see anything with that lovely an helmet design?
There's no way he could win a fight with half of his eyes obstructed like this. WORST MASK EVER.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I stand corrected and approve of the design.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




hemale in pain posted:

Yeah, a thermos will keep coffee hot for 2+ hours while hiking on a mountain.

not to mention if you're at home and drinking coffee surely the coffee machine will have a hot plate anyway and cost less than $130.


The people buying this care not for your petty logical thought processes.
This one comes in azure blue.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Lodin posted:

https://twitter.com/wthDARIELLE/status/1191407989472792578?s=20

Lot's of screengrabs of friends and family reacting in the thread.

Good news: it's all fake. Marketing stunt.
Bad news: there's actually people like that out there, though.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ellievhall/wedding-viral-donation-facebook-bride-possible-stunt

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Snowy posted:

I saw this picture back when I was trying meat curing, its definitely something that happens. Glad I never had to deal with any other pig nipples besides your mom’s

:discourse:

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019





What? This is both blessed and effective!



Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Lurking Haro posted:

Have you tried googling "40% police"?

Yes, that's why I'm saying it's effective.
I wasn't surprised by the statistic, I'm saying it's an efficient way of spreading it...



Pissnype

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019





I remember that Far Cry 5 mission.

Content:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019





Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




fart store posted:

I always laugh at people screaming "medic!" like they're a character in a video game

I think it's been alluded to already but I'll eat a sixer just to make it abundantly clear you're a loving moron. If you ever find yourself in a protest screaming for help you'll (maybe?) understand.

Go gently caress yourself.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




History Comes Inside! posted:

There’s no such thing as an ugly dog, no curse there just a good boy/girl.

I found this in a store in Tokyo


That’s a ~$700 USD Hitler action figure.

1929-1939 ?


Curse:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Yes, that's Florida.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Computer, enhance!



Dehance! Dehance!

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019





Good loving lord. At least they're getting poo poo for it. (I only had to type in "NYCT" in the twitter search bar for it to complete with "bench homeless" and ppl are not taking it)

Thankful that Montreal's new mayoress took a stand and ordered such things removed:



If you're looking for a curse beyond the metal bars, that's french for "REST: 15 MIN"

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Ziggy Smalls posted:

Uh I think this is same lady in a different kitchen again using a frozen pie shell. How many of these are there?

Come on now, we gotta see the results!

https://twitter.com/runchrvnda/status/1352756780741308416

I think what infuriates me the most with these evil, demonic cooking videos is how they'll slice or mix food right there on the counter, no cutting board or bowl or anything.
This makes me angry.

Then seeing her put this much butter on bread and of course the butter is cold so instead of spreading it she's just ripping the bread apart. Kitchen Karens are making me ANGRY.


Have a curse:


Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Guess what I'm doing tonight...
Let me guess, avoid interacting with a :females: that can say no?


Curse:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




ChubbyChecker posted:



blessed or cursed? :thunk:

Call it what you want, I want it.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Huh, it's the Pyramids of Gayza

Curse: the meat looks like pieces of sheep gums


I swear that's salmon skin in the bottom left, it's all so disgusting I'm wiling to bet they added fish to this mess and didn't even take off the skin that's now one of the 50 different textures attacking your mouth here gently caress it probe me I deserve it for imagining the taste.

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019





This isn't the blessed thread??

Willing to take a sixer to argue that this is NOT the blessed thread!

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Lodin posted:

May 17 is the Norwegian independence day and the usual people are not happy about it getting cut short again.



Punish me for what I find most offensive here is the goddamn transparency checkerboard straight out of Photoshop, like... a screenshot of Photoshop instead of saving the loving file?

What the gently caress is wrong with nazis, are they stupid or something?!???

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




pseudorandom posted:

I fell for this literally just yesterday when I wanted to post a picture of :yeshaha: and I just copied this picture straight off of image search:

If you're not a nazi it's ok.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019





This was Montreal's transit authority until 2002:





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