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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Literally A Person posted:

Blursed? Clessed? I don't know but it's something:



The dick is a banana, and the balls look like... chicken..?
What the hell flavor is this cake

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Dec 3, 2019



More Lego cursed poo poo

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Dec 3, 2019

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Dec 3, 2019


Something about that makes me want to cry, but also keep re-reading it.


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Dec 3, 2019

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


I mistakenly read that as " You Need a Bath, a Bible," etc

https://i.imgur.com/YOUwvJQ.mp4

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


Our Lady of Eren Yeager

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Ventral EggSac fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Mar 31, 2021

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Docahedron posted:

Tiny horse to Horse So Big It Can't Fit In The Image



Ghost Rider

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

That looks great actually

Gm - Nsfw as heck


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Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Apr 14, 2021

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I'm sorry for what I posted earlier

https://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/855244684217765888?s=20

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Big Centipede posted:

Forced perspective. This is about as large as centipedes can get.



I had assumed he was holding a burnt-up spine

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Looking at those tongues makes my mouth water and I don't know why.

I posit that this in itself counts as a cursed post

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


Inside every person there are two sets of toenails

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I have a pickle greg, can you milk me?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Wudz posted:



Hello, John.

Ah yes, very terrible. And where can this be purchased (so I can make fun of it)?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

NWS

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Caesar Saladin posted:

This guy's raw meat story ends with him admitting that he shat his pants walking down the road.

Yeahhhh I'm gonna take my meal that's
Really old
I'm gonna eaaaat
Till I can't no more
I've got a doody in the back
Poop all on my rear end

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Only eating meat and raw meat will definitely make it so you will never poo poo your pants ever again

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Memento posted:



This feels fake, but worse things have turned out to be real, so...

Hmm I was on the fence but hes got the heart of a wolf and the soul of a dragon

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


Part of the curse is that they just drew a rabbit and then splashed blood effect on it instead of drawing bloody pieces of rabbit head, if you're gonna go jfk go all in, coward

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


Happy Wednesday, bitch

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