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skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

discuss

p.s. no trolling

🔥 hot takes welcome

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skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

dynamically-typed lang bros are welcome too

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Skim Milk posted:

dynamically-typed lang bros are welcome too

banned

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
java just is

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Skim Milk posted:

🔥 hot takes welcome

this thread and you're posting are hot takes

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
3 billion devices can't be wrong







would you like to install mcafee and a yahoo toolbar

pram
Jun 10, 2001
java isnt bad. but its not good either. really makes you think!

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe

mad.radhu posted:

3 billion devices can't be wrong







would you like to install mcafee and a yahoo toolbar

buttchugging adderall
May 7, 2007

COME GET SOME

mad.radhu posted:

3 billion devices can't be wrong







would you like to install mcafee and a yahoo toolbar

this but unironically

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
based on the "java bad" thread, well, I'm only an amateur programmer but it sounds to me like java is fairly good but has some really awful programmers

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

java good
java bad
catface
catplace
gently caress you dad

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

mad.radhu posted:

3 billion devices can't be wrong







would you like to install mcafee and a yahoo toolbar

just install openjdk, what's the problem?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I come to your os is a piece of poo poo to talk positively about software.

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

akadajet posted:

I come to your os is a piece of poo poo to talk positively about software.

thank you for your contributions to this wonderful community

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Silver Alicorn posted:

based on the "java bad" thread, well, I'm only an amateur programmer but it sounds to me like java is fairly good but has some really awful programmers
Probably the worst you are ever likely to encounter.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
well


it's better than php

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
but then again so is almost anything

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

carry on then posted:

just install openjdk, what's the problem?

imagine yourself saying this to your grandpa

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine

Silver Alicorn posted:

based on the "java bad" thread, well, I'm only an amateur programmer but it sounds to me like java is fairly good but has some really awful programmers

it does, but so does every language. in java, those awful programmers are limited in the damage they can do

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Ploft-shell crab posted:

it does, but so does every language. in java, those awful programmers are limited in the damage they can do
They make up for it with hideous overengineering.

Java! Real or Not?

MSPain
Jul 14, 2006

this is at once wonderful and nauseating

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

John Big Booty posted:

They make up for it with hideous overengineering.

Java! Real or Not?

Java is real, and strongly typed, and it's my friend

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Skim Milk posted:

Java is real, and strongly typed, and it's my friend

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Skim Milk posted:

Java is real and it tried to eat my rear end
Java is Metal. Spring is Melodic Power Folk Metal.

Ellie Crabcakes fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Sep 7, 2017

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Skim Milk posted:

Java is real, and strongly typed, and it's my friend

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine

Skim Milk posted:

Java is real, and strongly typed, and it's my friend

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib
if there isnt poo poo that annoys you in a language you use, its because you dont know it well enough

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

Skim Milk posted:

Java is real, and strongly typed, and it's my friend

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
dont talk to me before ive had my coffee!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

Skim Milk posted:

Java is real, and strongly typed, and it's my friend

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

java isn't spherical this is a lie perpetrated by the illuminati

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Captain Foo posted:

java isn't spherical this is a lie perpetrated by the illuminati

idk what you're talking about but java is definitely not good

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

akadajet posted:

idk what you're talking about but java is definitely not good

lizard person detected

burning swine
May 26, 2004



java good, but what shape is java??

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Skim Milk posted:

Java is real, and strongly typed, and it's my friend

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

COACHS SPORT BAR posted:

java good, but what shape is java??

JewKiller 3000 fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Sep 12, 2017

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
if u dont want to buy a namechange im sure u could convince a mod to do it for free

Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007

Java EE Is Moving to the Eclipse Foundation

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

mad.radhu posted:

3 billion devices can't be wrong







would you like to install mcafee and a yahoo toolbar

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mystes
May 31, 2006

Isn't the apache foundation where you're supposed to send software to die?

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