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peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrsyDMDkhVI][/url]

hah it let me click sex nice

pyst is a real real game, played on the forums of SomethingAwful as well as inside this google sheet google doc
the objective of pyst is to explore the island of Myst "in a whole new light", based upon the best-selling new york times best seller Pyst, featuring john goodman

john goodman plays the role of King Mattruss; the ruler of Pyst as well as the entire world

"pyst Island is full of litter, most of the buildings are ruined, and graffiti reveals secret doors and solutions to puzzles that challenged players in Myst.[19][20] Pyst utilizes three-dimensional graphics, animated drawings, and pre-recorded video and audio.
Gameplay is a simplified version of the playing-style used in Myst. The game consists of millions of virtual players have been trapped on the island having ""giv[en] up on trying to finish the drat thing"", and as a result have trashed the space, while a shady entrepreneur has. Unlike Myst however The game does not feature a point-and-click cursor interface. Instead, the players are shown an image on a postcard with four arrow keys on the edge where players click an arrow key to change the image on the postcard.Daniel Rosen of Built To Play thought the game was a predecessor to exploration video games like Gone Home and Dear Esther.[53]"

the game of perapyst if you will is open to anyone who wants to sign up and will actually play - that means you quid's nose and knightbottle. players will create and guide a character into the wildest ride in the wilderness; ruthlessly murdering one another in an all-out no loving aroudn totaely serious brawl

by signing up to play perapyst you are agreeing to obey all of the rules and also to have a good time with your friends, it is a very serious promise with very serious bad things if you break it like i will break your leg

to sign up to play all you have to do is post in this thread, the 'hello' tab and send me a pm with all of your answers to this application:
1. what is the best color
2. are you a good guy or a bad guy or a girl
3. what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow LMAO xD dont actually answer that one
4. what it do
5. would you say i am the most creative mod in exchange for in-gaem advantages if i asked you to
6. up down left or right

here is the sheet to play in:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet...dit?usp=sharing

signups will last a little while and then play will begin

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Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

YOLO FRONTLINE


gently caress you Mattruss

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

YOLO FRONTLINE


me reading the ruledoc like:

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

We're leaving her behind.


Grimey Drawer

Bifauxnen posted:

me reading the ruledoc like:



chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Can I play?

Birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

NRL
Teaching new dogs,
old tricks.



Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!


maybe i'll understand it this time, put me in

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!


is the op implying that you are supposed to choose either good guy or bad guy or good girl or bad girl, or is "girl" it's own category which is neither good nor bad

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

YOLO FRONTLINE


Quid we should do more drawings this game!

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!


Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

We're leaving her behind.


Grimey Drawer

is that a butt?

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!


Asiina posted:

is that a butt?

hachi machi

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

YOLO FRONTLINE


I think I changed my mind

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!


i tried to draw a cute rabbit crying to respond but it's also an abomination so nvm

Jeabus Mahogany
Feb 13, 2011

I'm mad because of a thorn in my impenetrable hide

I never read the Myst thing, I'm obviously the perfect candidate to play.

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!


i'm a much better freehand artist



maybe i should get a tablet

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

YOLO FRONTLINE


quick let's turbo Quid n0 before more people show up

##vote Quid

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

YOLO FRONTLINE


oh wait I forgot this isn't Mafia so I didn't format that correctly

##win without Quid

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

so long suckers! i rev up my linking book structure and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely trapped in another age

should i sign up

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


yes everyone may play and everyone may soon up

Flying Leatherman
Nov 7, 2009

I have no idea what happened to Zulea.


Fun Shoe

hello

Birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

NRL
Teaching new dogs,
old tricks.



Bifauxnen posted:

oh wait I forgot this isn't Mafia so I didn't format that correctly

##win without Quid

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


sign close in twelve hour get on boat or die

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


SINUP CLOSED prepare for PM

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


It is now Day 1



well, well, well, look at what those filthy pirates brought on in
have a seat, come on in, take a fuckmother load off

listen i dont know what you were told you would find on this here island, but it isn't here. y'know what is here? me. so much of me. ive scattered decades worth of litter all over the place. ALL OVER THE PLACE. im sorry about that

there's a lot of graffiti everywhere and some of it is what you might maybe call a "puzzle", but i promise it ain't gonna do poo poo

real sorry, the ferry'll be back soon t---

have they arrived, matruss?

hold on, i have to take this.

mhm. mhhmmm. yep. i told 'em. they here though. okay.

i guess he wants me to do the speech proper so

A COUPLE OF DAYS
EIGHT loving PEOPLE

and i guess eight survivors? hard to read this card. gently caress it.

i'll be around tomorrow, head whatever way you want and i'll see about making the rounds room service style

welcome to pyst
hope you like miasma

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


actions due in 23 hours 50 minutes

probably

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!


was this an actual game, what is that screenshot from

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!


ahahahah it totally was

once again, quidnose having no clue what he has signed up for xD

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!


where's my discord invite

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

We're leaving her behind.


Grimey Drawer

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

YOLO FRONTLINE


I am very emotionally attached to my character

I will triumph with love and friendship over wincons

this will be especially easy since I don't even know what my wincons are

Flying Leatherman
Nov 7, 2009

I have no idea what happened to Zulea.


Fun Shoe

Miasma...good?

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

so long suckers! i rev up my linking book structure and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely trapped in another age

copfirming

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

YOLO FRONTLINE


Podima posted:

copfirming

you aren't actually in the game though??

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

so long suckers! i rev up my linking book structure and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely trapped in another age

Bifauxnen posted:

you aren't actually in the game though??

I have no idea what you're talking about?!

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

We're leaving her behind.


Grimey Drawer

WHO WANTS TI TAKE SOME DRUGA?????

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

YOLO FRONTLINE


Podima posted:

I have no idea what you're talking about?!

well I guess there could be a separate skybox sheet or something, but you never said hello

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

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My wincon is being great

I already win

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!


what's everyone's favorite anime

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PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

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Quidthulhu posted:

what's everyone's favorite anime
homestuck

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