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cda: by Hand Knit

n/t

# ? Sep 8, 2017 03:00

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:09

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# ? Sep 8, 2017 03:01

vanisher

I know the ladies are all about absorption, so my tinder profile is just a photo of a wet towel hanging on a shower rack

# ? Sep 8, 2017 03:12

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Just imagine my surprise when my GF's time of the month came and Glacier Freeze didn't come out of her vagina. I've never been more disappointed :mad:

Was going for a run that day.

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 8, 2017 04:30

little munchkin

cda posted:

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# ? Sep 8, 2017 04:54

Macnult

vanisher posted:

I know the ladies are all about absorption, so my tinder profile is just a photo of a wet towel hanging on a shower rack

# ? Sep 8, 2017 05:22

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

im gonna flip that frickin ghost off, with my middle finger

# ? Sep 8, 2017 05:35

vanisher

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# ? Sep 8, 2017 07:52

vanisher

Hot lady: Dang is that a wet snoopy beach towel??

Me: :smuggo:

# ? Sep 8, 2017 07:56

Android Blues

really wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

# ? Sep 8, 2017 08:35

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vanisher posted:

Hot lady: Dang is that a wet snoopy beach towel??

Me:

Android Blues posted:

really wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

# ? Sep 8, 2017 09:04

alnilam

wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

# ? Sep 8, 2017 11:50

Elusif

What a horrid thread. You should hide it in the trash before Mom gets here.

# ? Sep 8, 2017 13:17

Elusif

Fluffie isn't going to gas this thread, she is going to scour it from the earth with the power of a thousand ducks.

# ? Sep 8, 2017 13:18

cda: by Hand Knit

Android Blues posted:

really wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

this

# ? Sep 8, 2017 13:19

cda: by Hand Knit

baby when I saw SpongeBob had turned blue I knew u playin

# ? Sep 8, 2017 13:21

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Mr greenwater has a green tooth

# ? Sep 8, 2017 13:29

FactsAreUseless

hey bb want 2 get sexually twitching??? want 2 pour antifreeze on u while u get absorbent

if u lucky mebbe it a HEAVY FLO DAY!!!! [raindrop emoji]

# ? Sep 8, 2017 15:31

FactsAreUseless

come home soon bb want to melt blue popsicle onto stack of Bounty Extra-Absorbent Paper Towels and get PAID!!! $$$$$$$ [money emoji]

# ? Sep 8, 2017 15:35

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# ? Sep 8, 2017 16:15

alnilam

every month a typical gf gets all bluebityblue in the hooha, or at least that's what it seems like in the commercials?

# ? Sep 8, 2017 16:19

flavor.flv: I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

things could have been so much different

"okay guys we need to show how this crotchrag soaks up liquid, let's pour water on it"

"hmm, that doesn't show up that well, better add some dye"

"okay, we got three primary colours here, you want red, yellow or blue?"

# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:14

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Wish in one hand and pour blue fluid in the other and see which one is more absorbant first!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:43

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month.

# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:51

Twenty Four

Can't we just sit and laugh high school style while we drink coffee, also high school style at the dennys while a tampon fills one of our water glasses to the brim?

# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:28

cda: by Hand Knit

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

i wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 17:56

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

i wish i had a tampon so i could watch a gf pour blue fluid on it 1x/month

# ? Sep 9, 2017 18:49

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

That pad guy who wants to be a pad but instead he wants to be the blue fluid and thinking about it gets his johnnys in a tizzle.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 18:56

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

No one knows what it's like
To be the pad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue dyes

# ? Sep 9, 2017 19:33

alnilam

Jedrick posted:

No one knows what it's like
To be the pad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue dyes

# ? Sep 9, 2017 19:55

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

wisg i had a gf so i could pour glitter on blue fluid 1x/year (birthday)

# ? Sep 9, 2017 21:04

vanisher

Jedrick posted:

No one knows what it's like
To be the pad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue dyes

# ? Sep 9, 2017 21:21

google THIS

Jedrick posted:

No one knows what it's like
To be the pad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue dyes

# ? Sep 9, 2017 23:31

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Jedrick posted:

No one knows what it's like
To be the pad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue dyes

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 01:03

alnilam

dressed up as a pad lying around commercial filming sets, waiting for a gf to come along and show her affection

# ? Sep 10, 2017 02:53

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Jedrick posted:

That pad guy who wants to be a pad but instead he wants to be the blue fluid and thinking about it gets his johnnys in a tizzle.

Blue disposable feminine pad

# ? Sep 10, 2017 05:47

alnilam

I'm blue, and I bleed on the pad
and I bleed on the pad
and I bleed on the pad

# ? Sep 10, 2017 14:32

Android Blues

wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1/xpermonth

# ? Sep 10, 2017 14:58

Business Gorillas

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# ? Sep 10, 2017 15:44

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:09

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

if my girlfriend was going to the effort of pouring blue fluid on her tampon every month I think the devs could have the decency to give her more than just 1 xp per!

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 10, 2017 18:29

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