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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

XxGirlKisserxX posted:

Reminder that the Patriots are still winless

They have the worst record in the league, OP.

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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
The Jacksonville Jaguars have a better record than the New England Patriots.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
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Fly Eagles Fly


its all nice on rice posted:

The Jacksonville Jaguars have a better record than the New England Patriots.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

its all nice on rice posted:

The Jacksonville Jaguars have a better record than the New England Patriots.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

its all nice on rice posted:

The Jacksonville Jaguars have a better record than the New England Patriots.

The San Francisco 49ers have fewer losses than the New England Patriots currently.

nah
Mar 16, 2009

Looks like the Patriots are still winless

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

XxGirlKisserxX posted:

Looks like the Patriots are still winless

I've done the math, and this checks out.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
So this means the Pats are trading Brady to the Browns right?

I am hella PEEVED
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.

Current list of QBs who are better in 2017 than Tom Brady in 2017:


I am hella PEEVED fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Sep 11, 2017

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

I am hella PEEVED posted:

Current list of QBs who are better in 2017 than Tom Brady in 2017:



Total QBR? come on...

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Flikken posted:

Total QBR? come on...

Extremely checks out, to me.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Browns lost by 7.5 times less points than the Pats

nah
Mar 16, 2009

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Browns lost by 7.5 times less points than the Pats

This means the Browns are projected to get 7.5 times as many wins as the Patriots

7.5 times zero is still zero

I am hella PEEVED
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.

Flikken posted:

Total QBR? come on...

I'll be honest, when I woke up this morning I swore Passer Rating was named QBR. Lets be fair to Brady and pull up all of the people Brady is ahead of in Passer Rating instead, since that's what the NFL uses.



Greatest of all time, indeed.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Russell Wilson :laugh:

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
Hey what's the name of that team that's tied for last place in the league along with the Jets and Browns? I can't remember

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Andorra posted:

Hey what's the name of that team that's tied for last place in the league along with the Jets and Browns? I can't remember

The Bears.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Andorra posted:

Hey what's the name of that team that's tied for last place in the league along with the Jets and Browns? I can't remember

I want to say Washington, but know that's not the team you're thinking of.

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

I am hella PEEVED posted:

Current list of QBs who are better in 2017 than Tom Brady in 2017:



This isn't fair. How can Tom "Not As Good As Andy Dalton" Brady be expected to keep up with such stellar talent as whoeverthefuck Scott Tzolk'in is.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Savage

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/907291624157442049

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Flikken posted:

Total QBR? come on...

Total QBR can see Tom Brady is washed up, but can it see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Some guy doesn't eat tomatoes because Tom Brady doesn't.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
Drew Brees is 3-1 v. Tom Brady

nah
Mar 16, 2009

The world will be so good if the Patriots start 0-2. Plrease let it happen

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
I'm so conflicted on who to root for :ohdear:

On the one hand, I want the Pats to win because gently caress the Saints and any team loss in the division is cool and good
On the other hand, I want the Saints to win because gently caress the Pats

I feel like the Saints aren't going to make any noise anyway this year so ya know what? gently caress the Pats. Geaux the Saints!

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

weird Asian candy posted:

I'm so conflicted on who to root for :ohdear:

On the one hand, I want the Pats to win because gently caress the Saints and any team loss in the division is cool and good
On the other hand, I want the Saints to win because gently caress the Pats

I feel like the Saints aren't going to make any noise anyway this year so ya know what? gently caress the Pats. Geaux the Saints!

I was happy as hell when the KC Chiefs beat the Pats and I hate the Chiefs. Always root against the Patriots. Always

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Blitz7x posted:

I was happy as hell when the KC Chiefs beat the Pats and I hate the Chiefs. Always root against the Patriots. Always

Checks out.

WHO DAT?!?

Hopefully not the Pats

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

warcrimes posted:

Drew Brees is 3-1 v. Tom Brady

:hellyeah:

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

I'm just shocked they've only played 4 times.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Flikken posted:

I'm just shocked they've only played 4 times.

Every four years

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

iospace posted:

Every four years

Brees wasn't always a saint

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Flikken posted:

Brees wasn't always a saint

Yes, I know.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

iospace posted:

Yes, I know.

And the Chargers were not terrible while he was there, I just figured they would have a couple more games.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



If the Patriots lose to the Saints, they'll be 2 games under .500 for the first time since 2001.

:ohdear:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Kalli posted:

If the Patriots lose to the Saints, they'll be 2 games under .500 for the first time since 2001.

:ohdear:

When's the last time they were 3 under? Asking for a friend

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Gotta be 2000, they went 5-11.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Blitz7x posted:

I was happy as hell when the KC Chiefs beat the Pats and I hate the Chiefs. Always root against the Patriots. Always

The singular good thing about having the Pats in my favorite team's division is that I never have this conflict.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

weird Asian candy posted:

I'm so conflicted on who to root for :ohdear:

On the one hand, I want the Pats to win because gently caress the Saints and any team loss in the division is cool and good
On the other hand, I want the Saints to win because gently caress the Pats

I feel like the Saints aren't going to make any noise anyway this year so ya know what? gently caress the Pats. Geaux the Saints!



weird Asian candy posted:

Checks out.

WHO DAT?!?

Hopefully not the Pats

Holy hell, I'm saving this.

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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Silly Burrito posted:

Holy hell, I'm saving this.

Don't get used to it, but for this week you and I are on the same side, pal.

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