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DoctorJones
Apr 28, 2003

Fortune and Glory.
ketchup and mustard go on hotdogs together. where this no-ketchup rule at?

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STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

Benny Harvey posted:

Sounds awesome. Mustard is good too. Are the store brand buns as good as more expensive ones?

Yeah, I'd say so. No matter how well you store them they'll start to get a bit stale and end up at the same level. It's not like I eat hot dogs that frequently, so why spend extra $1.50 when I'm only going to get one or two buns at their peak.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Benny Harvey posted:

Ew. Salt and pepper you loon.

Actually, maple syrup works too.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Over There posted:

There's a popular dawg here that has macaroni and sriracha on top



Sorry about your autism. :smith:

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Sorry about your autism. :smith:

Don't worry it wasn't mine. I got a cheeseburger. :downs:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
ketchup on a hot dog...*shakes head*. that aint right.

Load it up with onions, mustard, and relish....piled high.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Over There posted:

Don't worry it wasn't mine. I got a cheeseburger. :downs:

There there it's all right, nothing wrong with a little 'tism. :glomp:

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Blue Train posted:

Chicago dog best dog

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i like a hot dog

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

numberoneposter posted:

i like a hot dog

:qfg:

kommisar
Jan 2, 2007

nathan's or gtfo

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

DoctorJones posted:

ketchup and mustard go on hotdogs together. where this no-ketchup rule at?

it's in the commandments. thou shalt not slather red dyed corn syrup on every goddamn thing like an idiot baby man

Rock Paper Tongue
Oct 24, 2016

May cause birth defects

You're a filthy animal, OP

Mustard and onion or get the gently caress outta here

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Dangerous Minority posted:

You're a filthy animal, OP

Mustard and onion SAUERKRAUT or get the gently caress outta here

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mustard and saurkraut are for brats.
Hotdogs are for five year olds so feel free to put whatever garbage bullshit you can find on there. Ketchup, grape jelly, fruit rollups whatever your stupid child mouth can fit in it really

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Why is everyone tripping over themselves to scream about how much they like mustard and onions, like that makes them cool adults? No one will think any less of you or your level of maturity if you put ketchup on the dog.

Just put ketchup on the dog.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

No don't

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
the chicago dog

the coney dog

the chili dog

the slaw dog

fried dog so like the casing kinda splits a little

the perfect dna-helix of mustard and ketchup dog

the hamdogger; does that count as A Dog



the boiled composite pork-chicken-beef dog on like a lovely bun is the only dog I will accept only ketchup on because like there's a theme of absolute bottom of the barrel crap going on

like just a single straight line of ketchup, right in the middle of the dog- the perfect form of mediocrity

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I just put them up my rear end

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Monkey Fracas posted:


fried dog so like the casing kinda splits a little


This is good, esp if bacon wrapped

DoctorJones
Apr 28, 2003

Fortune and Glory.

Straight White Shark posted:

it's in the commandments. thou shalt not slather red dyed corn syrup on every goddamn thing like an idiot baby man

i'd argue hot dogs are american as gently caress so rules don't apply because freedom

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
I had a a bunch of people over for Labor Day and made hot dogs, hamburgers, and italian sausage. To go with the italian sausage I sauteed up a bunch of peppers and onions in olive oil with garlic, italian seasoning, and crushed red pepper. The italian sausage, peppers and onions, and spicy mustard all on a sesame seed bun was loving delicious. I expected to be cleaned out of those.

No one but me ate the italian sausage. The rest of my lovely midwestern family ate hot dogs with ketchup. gently caress em all.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
OP, aren't you a little young to be posting on Something Awful?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
poo poo, is this the annual ketchup thread? The foreskin thread and soda threads must not be far behind then.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

fishing with the fam posted:

I had a a bunch of people over for Labor Day and made hot dogs, hamburgers, and italian sausage. To go with the italian sausage I sauteed up a bunch of peppers and onions in olive oil with garlic, italian seasoning, and crushed red pepper. The italian sausage, peppers and onions, and spicy mustard all on a sesame seed bun was loving delicious. I expected to be cleaned out of those.

No one but me ate the italian sausage. The rest of my lovely midwestern family ate hot dogs with ketchup. gently caress em all.

kill youre famil

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
I hate ketchup and imo mustard is vastly superior however I respect your freedom to use garbage condiments.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Blue Train posted:

I just put them up my rear end

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

Three Olives posted:

If you put ketchup on a hot dog instead of mustard you might as well just kill yourself.

Finally somebody is talking sense

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Monkey Fracas posted:

the chicago dog

the coney dog

the chili dog

the slaw dog

fried dog so like the casing kinda splits a little

the perfect dna-helix of mustard and ketchup dog

the hamdogger; does that count as A Dog



the boiled composite pork-chicken-beef dog on like a lovely bun is the only dog I will accept only ketchup on because like there's a theme of absolute bottom of the barrel crap going on

like just a single straight line of ketchup, right in the middle of the dog- the perfect form of mediocrity

the doobiest maximas

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

Ginette Reno posted:

ketchup on a hot dog...*shakes head*. that aint right.

Load it up with onions, mustard, and relish....piled high.

Finally someone is talking even better sense

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Extremely satisfying

I had gotten this from a food truck, it was simply identified as a "Latin dog". It had cotija cheese, cabbage, potato sticks, some kind of sauce, and bacon wrapped hot dog. It was good

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Michigan hotdogs are an upstate new york delicacy and this poster's description of it is shameful. I ate 4 in one sitting and later that day I finished a case of beer. I spent most of the next day violently making GBS threads up my hotel bathroom.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I'm the corn in the diarrhea

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Somic the ham hog love a chilindog

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I guess it just seems to me like all the ketchup haters itt might be trying to compensate for something... but I dunno, who am I to judge

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Your right I don't put ketchup on garbage food for idiots because I have a tiny dick that even a baby would laugh at

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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ketchup belongs on kraft dinner :discourse:

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Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

Three Olives posted:

If you put ketchup on a hot dog instead of mustard you might as well just kill yourself.

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