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Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Check this poo poo out:



It's made of concrete so I say it's architecture, and it's apparently in desperate need of difficult maintenance, so I say it's contemporary.

"The Motherland Calls" to commemorate the battle of Stalingrad.

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Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
It's been improving. The new buildings in Los Angeles look cool and make 90% of the other buildings (outside of the already iconic designs like the US Bank Building) look like pure poo poo.




That shark fin looking tower is One Wilshire Tower. The lighting colors change quite a bit and during the day the thing is pretty much a giant reflection of glass and steel. Definitely feels like it belongs in a CGI city more than a real one.

The massive amounts of LED lighting added to these buildings is making the whole city look like Tron at night, it's amusing. Plus the fact Los Angeles has a rampant "tent city" problem with literally dozens and dozens of homeless people building cities out of crates, tarps and tents at the base of these giant buildings (usually camping outside a Starbucks) makes you realize Blade Runner was too optimistic.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


I like those.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
This is what's being built right now at VCU.




It looks like absolute poo poo.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Stabbatical posted:

how are you so dumb
wright had great press but the people who hired him around chicago generally cursed his name because his houses were better to look at than live in & maintain

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
The worst building is that Gehry abortion at MIT.

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

Gazpacho posted:

wright had great press but the people who hired him around chicago generally cursed his name because his houses were better to look at than live in & maintain

This is 99% invisible I'm Roman Mars

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nut to Butt posted:

Check this poo poo out:

It's made of concrete so I say it's architecture, and it's apparently in desperate need of difficult maintenance, so I say it's contemporary.

"The Motherland Calls" to commemorate the battle of Stalingrad.

Screw the giant sword lady, I'm more interested in the fact they seem to have a statute of a shirtless Dolph Lundgren or Duke Nukem holding a PPSH at the bottom

ED: Actually he looks more like BJ Blazkowicz

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Over There posted:


It looks like absolute poo poo.



Euarrrgh

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Over There posted:

This is what's being built right now at VCU.




It looks like absolute poo poo.



it's bad. the Pollak Building is pretty cool, though

funkybottoms fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Sep 9, 2017

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

funkybottoms posted:

it's bad. the Pollak Building is pretty cool, though

Oh yeah that one isn't bad. It looks like it could survive longer than 10 years.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Over There posted:

This is what's being built right now at VCU.




It looks like absolute poo poo.


are those buildings loving themselves

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Yale university is how to do brutalism right.



University of Toronto's brutalist turkey laughs at your pathetic yankee architecture

epsilon
Oct 31, 2001


love these threads. anyone have a link to that lady that destroys zillow listings? i heard she might have gotten shut down. i laughed until i nearly puked the first time i came across it.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
hey everyone what's going on in this thread?

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

epsilon posted:

love these threads. anyone have a link to that lady that destroys zillow listings? i heard she might have gotten shut down. i laughed until i nearly puked the first time i came across it.
you mean http://mcmansionhell.com/ ?

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Fojar38 posted:

University of Toronto's brutalist turkey laughs at your pathetic yankee architecture



That's awesome.

I'm a Brit, our main attempt at architecture is a giant Ferris wheel that looks like poo poo. I suppose you could book a private capsule and get laid in it though.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Sep 9, 2017

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
btw neotraditional bricolage is absolutely the worst poo poo

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I blame the need to pay back architecture school fees and the students' resulting desperate desire to stand out. I went to a few end-of-year university shows, they were always designing some "high-concept" buildings that even the staff thought looked in style but hideous.

Also a lot of post-apocalyptic junk houses. Seriously got the idea that some of them were playing too much fallout.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Gazpacho posted:

btw neotraditional bricolage is absolutely the worst poo poo



It's like putting a happy mask on a corpse *100.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Gazpacho posted:

hey everyone what's going on in this thread?



roflmao

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

Bring back Art Deco

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

Action-Bastard posted:

Bring back Art Deco

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
edmonton alberta has a lot of brutalist buildings, it's also a really depressing lovely to live in 80% of the time

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

High quality architecture from the past is built on the backs of poors and slaves, OP

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Vegetable posted:

High quality architecture from the past is built on the backs of poors and slaves, OP

"the past"

have u heard of dubai

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.


This building still makes me mad every time I see it. gently caress you you try hard piece of poo poo architect. No one actually builds a building ironically, what the gently caress.

epsilon
Oct 31, 2001



yes, thank you. so funny.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

counterfeitsaint posted:



This building still makes me mad every time I see it. gently caress you you try hard piece of poo poo architect. No one actually builds a building ironically, what the gently caress.

Sir, your building seems to have melted

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

In 100 years ppl will think its cool, op

Jeep
Feb 20, 2013
can someone post the london dick skyscraper tia

Repo Man
Nov 19, 2005

counterfeitsaint posted:



This building still makes me mad every time I see it. gently caress you you try hard piece of poo poo architect. No one actually builds a building ironically, what the gently caress.

Didn't H.P. Lovecraft write about buildings like those?

Repo Man
Nov 19, 2005

Over There posted:

This is what's being built right now at VCU.




It looks like absolute poo poo.



The Emperor's New Postmodern Clothes.

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

counterfeitsaint posted:



This building still makes me mad every time I see it. gently caress you you try hard piece of poo poo architect. No one actually builds a building ironically, what the gently caress.

gently caress corners/natural lighting/usable rooms, the best buildings are the ones that are completely useless as buildings imo

dadaism as applied to architecture

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
oh cool i love bad architecture threads

post that neon green splat building again
i think it's a library

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Jeep posted:

can someone post the london dick skyscraper tia



even has the penis slit

it's san francisco and i see this garbage building being worked on every day and it just looks awful

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
salesforce tower being any good would betray the universal rule that everything related to salesforce sucks poo poo

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I blame those dastardly Lincoln Logs OP

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Hot take here but buildings should be designed with the idea of human occupants in-mind.

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Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011

chernobyl kinsman posted:

im not being edgy im dead serious, its the ugliest poo poo ever. its like everything built in the last 70 years

I am currently working on my masters degree in architecture. My undergrad is in construction management and I work for a civil engineer. The answer to your question (as far as I can tell) is that architects are artsy jerks who's heads are so far up their own asses that they huff their own farts literally 100% of the time.

mind the walrus posted:

Hot take here but buildings should be designed with the idea of human occupants in-mind.

I think its the Denver Art Museum where the architect didn't design any straight interior walls where paintings could be hung so an elaborate system of wires had to be designed to allow paintings to be hung in front of the walls. And the staircase is like an optical illusion or something like that and they had to hire assistants to help elderly museum-customers from tumbling down the staircase. It was designed this way for ~*reasons*~.

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