just beat the high score on whack-a-mole by gently petting the moles instead

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Business Gorillas

Nobody beats me in the horse racing game because I think everyone that participates is a winner just for being there

# ? Sep 11, 2017 17:46

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vanisher

During multiplayer arcade racing games I park my car next to the finish line to root people on as they pass and to get the best view of the finish

# ? Sep 11, 2017 18:08

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

I bring all the quarters that fall out of the coin dozer to the the nearest carny to thank them for all their hard work.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:47

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How did I avoid the usual indigestion and vomiting after having carnival food? It was easy. All I did was have a pastor read my funnel cake it's last rites first

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# ? Sep 11, 2017 20:19

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Jedrick posted:

I bring all the quarters that fall out of the coin dozer to the the nearest carny to thank them for all their hard work.

Hi, I'm Shiny Teefs here to speak to you on behalf of Carnie Care. Every year thousands of carnies go blind from drinking machine lubricants and huffing diesel fumes. For just pennies a day, you can supply a carnie with safe, potable grain alcohol.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 20:22

Rigged Death Trap: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Played and won at panic park by being courteous and allowing my friend to grab all the coins and minigame wins.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 20:23

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Hi, I'm Shiny Teefs here to speak to you on behalf of Carnie Care. Every year thousands of carnies go blind from drinking machine lubricants and huffing diesel fumes. For just pennies a day, you can supply a carnie with safe, potable grain alcohol.

You know what they say- once you open the bottle you have to finish it right away or it goes bad!

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 11, 2017 20:25

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Thought this was gonna be video games but it's more like the empathetic joy thread so I most heartily approve.

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# ? Sep 11, 2017 21:19

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vanisher posted:

Just mastered the crane machine by complimenting the cranes long beautiful claws instead of complaining about it not picking up things well

I keep chuckling at the thought of "long beautiful claws" and a machine blushing. Like there's a jealous, long-legged spider on the side of the cabinet getting into a huff, but secretly agreeing that those claws are pretty long.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

If you propose to all the bottles you will win the ring toss game because you promise to put a ring on it

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# ? Sep 11, 2017 22:18

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