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 Airline employees and travelers beware: Lena Dunham is watching you like a hawk. On Wednesday afternoon, the actress and “Girls” creator took to Instagram to share a short message from what appeared to be the security gate at an unknown airport. “I’m at the airport. And I think people now know, when I’m at the airport, they have to f---ing watch out for me, because I hear and I see all.” It’s unclear which “people” Dunham is referring to in the Instagram story. However, Dunham did make headlines during an early August airport incident, in which she accused two American Airlines employees of engaging in “transphobic talk” at John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York. On August 3, Dunham had been waiting on a delayed flight when she claimed to have overheard the AA flight attendants say “trans kids are a trend,” and that they would “never accept a trans kid and transness is gross.” She followed up by tweeting her complaints directly to American Airlines, which launched an investigation into the matter. Ultimately, though, a representative for American Airlines told Fox News that they were “unable to substantiate” any of Dunham’s allegations. At the time, ABC News also reported that Dunham was flying out of JFK’s Terminal 4 when she claimed to have overheard the AA employees, even though American Airlines operates out of Terminal 8. Dunham declined to comment on the matter. Nevertheless, American Airlines issued a statement following the incident, stressing that “inclusion and diversity is a way of life” at the company. “Every day, our team members work to make American a place where people of all generations, races, ethnicities, genders, sexual orientations, religious affiliations and backgrounds feel welcome and valued,” the airline added. Concerning her latest Instagram story, Dunham didn’t call out any specific employee over his/her alleged behavior. She did, however, point out that another passenger was bringing his pet monkey on the flight. “There’s also a literal monkey on my flight,” said Dunham after sharing footage of a fellow airline traveler carrying the small primate on his shoulders. “There’s a monkey on my flight.”
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How does this make you feel? Are you going to start watching what you say when flying, for fear of being overheard by Lena Dunham? Let's discuss!
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Sep 9, 2017 04:18
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:“There’s also a literal monkey on my flight,” said Dunham after sharing footage of a fellow airline traveler carrying the small primate on his shoulders. “There’s a monkey on my flight.” Wow, this article really missed the mark.
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Sep 9, 2017 04:20
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I'm literally taking a poo poo right now. The poop is sliding out of my butthole as I read this story about Lena Dunham. Plop. Plop plop.
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Sep 9, 2017 04:24
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She can't keep getting away with it
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Sep 9, 2017 04:34
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I don't care but thanks for your contribution to the Something Awful forums OP, have a good weekend.
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Sep 9, 2017 04:35
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:How does this make you feel? Are you going to start watching what you say when flying, for fear of being overheard by Lena Dunham? gargle my balls op and also whoever lena dunham is
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Sep 9, 2017 04:36
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is she related to that jeff dunham puppet guy
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Sep 9, 2017 04:36
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:How does this make you feel? Are you going to start watching what you say when flying, for fear of being overheard by Lena Dunham? I will not be in first class with her so she can't hear me
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Sep 9, 2017 04:41
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Big Lena is Watching You!
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Sep 9, 2017 04:41
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she needs to be careful not to put rocks in the monkeys vagina
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Sep 9, 2017 05:13
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Streak posted:I'm literally taking a poo poo right now. The poop is sliding out of my butthole as I read this story about Lena Dunham. Plop. Plop plop. Whenever I am about to deploy a steaming dump, I imagine that underneath my pockmarked grotesque buttocks awaits not the briny depths of the toilet and local sanitary sewage system, but nay, Lena Dunham herself. Her insatiable mouth knows but two modes; spewing diarrhea and ingesting it. As I flush I hear not the sound of plumbing but of Lena herself, coughing and gasping as my fetid feces slithers down her abused esophagus. I envision not toilet paper cleansing my anus but Lena's tongue, desperately seeking out the morsels and moisture missed in the initial delivery. As I exit the bathroom, as the toilet stops the quiet hum of refilling, I imagine Miss Dunham reaching a state of bliss and euphoria few of us will ever be so fortunate to experience, retiring into slumber until her next meal is served.
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say no to bats posted:Whenever I am about to deploy a steaming dump, I imagine that underneath my pockmarked grotesque buttocks awaits not the briny depths of the toilet and local sanitary sewage system, but nay, Lena Dunham herself. Her insatiable mouth knows but two modes; spewing diarrhea and ingesting it. As I flush I hear not the sound of plumbing but of Lena herself, coughing and gasping as my fetid feces slithers down her abused esophagus. I envision not toilet paper cleansing my anus but Lena's tongue, desperately seeking out the morsels and moisture missed in the initial delivery. As I exit the bathroom, as the toilet stops the quiet hum of refilling, I imagine Miss Dunham reaching a state of bliss and euphoria few of us will ever be so fortunate to experience, retiring into slumber until her next meal is served. Axemaniac?
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say no to bats posted:Whenever I am about to deploy a steaming dump, I imagine that underneath my pockmarked grotesque buttocks awaits not the briny depths of the toilet and local sanitary sewage system, but nay, Lena Dunham herself. Her insatiable mouth knows but two modes; spewing diarrhea and ingesting it. As I flush I hear not the sound of plumbing but of Lena herself, coughing and gasping as my fetid feces slithers down her abused esophagus. I envision not toilet paper cleansing my anus but Lena's tongue, desperately seeking out the morsels and moisture missed in the initial delivery. As I exit the bathroom, as the toilet stops the quiet hum of refilling, I imagine Miss Dunham reaching a state of bliss and euphoria few of us will ever be so fortunate to experience, retiring into slumber until her next meal is served. poetry.
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Sep 9, 2017 05:26
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myDad posted:Axemaniac? Jastiger?
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Sep 9, 2017 05:33
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Lena Dunham is a child molester but I don't think she should be arrested for it because she is obviously hardcore retarded and should be in a mental hospital but those all got closed down thanks a lot Ronald Ray-Guns
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Sep 9, 2017 05:56
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https://twitter.com/lenadunham/status/899986072662409216
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Sep 9, 2017 06:06
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This is the one that whines about black guys not being thirsty for her, right?
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Sep 9, 2017 06:12
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amusinginquiry posted:She can't keep getting away with it
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Sep 9, 2017 06:14
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Streak posted:I'm literally taking a poo poo right now. The poop is sliding out of my butthole as I read this story about Lena Dunham. Plop. Plop plop. Lol me too. Weird.
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Sep 9, 2017 06:15
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Speaking as someone who does not know the woman personally whatsoever Does anyone else find it weird that she dresses/presents herself as a stud lesbian but at the same is also completely straight? Like isn’t it kinda.....pandering to her fan demo?
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Sep 9, 2017 06:17
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trash person posted:Speaking as someone who does not know the woman personally whatsoever well not completely straight
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Sep 9, 2017 06:34
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wasn't it basically confirmed that her twitter story about the transphobic AA employees was completely fake?
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Sep 9, 2017 07:57
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if anyone can stop Lena Dunham its Gee Bee Ess
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Sep 9, 2017 08:02
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What a loving slut!
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Sep 9, 2017 08:05
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I guess I'll make it a habit to say "lena dunham sucks" as much as I can whenever I'm in an airport terminal. I might get famous, that's a microaggression I think!trash person posted:Speaking as someone who does not know the woman personally whatsoever yes, how weird that is
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say no to bats posted:Whenever I am about to deploy a steaming dump, I imagine that underneath my pockmarked grotesque buttocks awaits not the briny depths of the toilet and local sanitary sewage system, but nay, Lena Dunham herself. Her insatiable mouth knows but two modes; spewing diarrhea and ingesting it. As I flush I hear not the sound of plumbing but of Lena herself, coughing and gasping as my fetid feces slithers down her abused esophagus. I envision not toilet paper cleansing my anus but Lena's tongue, desperately seeking out the morsels and moisture missed in the initial delivery. As I exit the bathroom, as the toilet stops the quiet hum of refilling, I imagine Miss Dunham reaching a state of bliss and euphoria few of us will ever be so fortunate to experience, retiring into slumber until her next meal is served. Just a thought here. If you can continue this, maybe consider a career in writing. Just sayin.
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Sep 9, 2017 08:05
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Wtf! Is this a skin disease? Gawd this is painful to view!
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Sep 9, 2017 08:11
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I am, officially, a "say no to bats" fan now. I will, therefore, say no to bats.
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Navin Johnson posted:Wtf! Is this a skin disease? Gawd this is painful to view! That is the makeupatitis. When Dermacol eats your real face and you end up looking like a slightly womanish adolescent male. e: Monkeys are fun and I would prefer to sit next to a monkey over a SJW twitter snitch.
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Sep 9, 2017 08:17
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coating your face in layers of dust from the time you're fifteen onward is shirt for your skin who would have guessed
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I can't believe some 38 year old man with bad skin hacked her Twitter that is awful. Also lol, a child of a privileged upbringing uses her privilege to complain about a method of travel open mostly to those of privilege. Anyone got that picture showing how each Girls actress had family in the entertainment industry? Also double lol that while people are fighitng nazis in the street she is fighting the war for equality by eavesdropping on people at the airport and reporting back to the internet fake edit: also there is a fat joke in there about her being able to hear and see all that I don't feel like finishing.
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8:40 AM - overheard a man ordering a cinnamon roll at Starbucks - told him to check his gluten privilege and to pay the barista 15 dollars for their hard work. He just looked at me confused like I was mentally ill or something. MAY BE A GLUTEN CRISIS ACTOR: will report back. 8:50AM - saw a minority family waiting to board a plane at the same gate as me. Currently intently staring at each family member in case someone tries to be racist and single them out with awkward looks. 9:10AM - Overheard custodian complain about having to clean up a bunch of pink gum from under a seat, told him to check his gum color privilege. He mumbled something about mentally ill homeless women sneaking into the airport. Covertly took his photograph for submission to the SPLC as a hate group - waiting on email to be replied. 9:20AM - Does anyone know where I can get some gravel and pebble samples for free? Nothing too large, small diameter preferred. Need some for a continuing series of planned "social experiments".
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Sep 9, 2017 09:20
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i'd still do her
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Gazpacho posted:i'd still do her one more time in the morning
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Sep 9, 2017 10:01
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quote:Watch out for me because I hear and see all Chilling. Because this kind of thought policing and call out culture is coming from almost all liberals, not just Lena Dunham.
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Sep 9, 2017 10:08
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I like the way she reddited the gently caress out of Héloïse Letissier's look in the OP's image. What a trashbag. 
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Sep 9, 2017 10:24
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op just stop lena dunham is probably a bad person; we all know that. but this thread will not go anywhere productive and instead just fuel the fire for the gbshateswomen catchphrase.
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Sep 9, 2017 10:27
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the new weapon against terrorism foreign and domestic : celebrity twitter feeds beware citizen, your misdeeds will be broadcast to every bored journalist in 140 character posts!
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But her shemales.
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