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Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Grittybeard posted:

I want an update on NFL commercial kid who's aiming for Cam's job.

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

:allears:

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Oh my god

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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1-800-GAMBLER


Ultra Carp


Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
What have we done to deserve this?

Time to buy a lottery ticket.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
a comic of the Steelers Wagon after crashing into the bear and all the steelers being like "Well, we crashed, but at least we're all ok" and then a jaguar pounces on Ben

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Plot twist, the kid is actually Christian McAffrey now.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Chichevache posted:

Plot twist, the kid is actually Christian McAffrey now.

Eli Wiggum posted:

That kid was Christian McCaffrey
:colbert:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

It's a great idea that I had. What a shame you stole it by saying it before I did.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Silly Burrito posted:

Absolutely. Throw Bears fan who bought a Mike Glennon jersey in there too.

Jersey or turtleneck?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

fishing with the fam posted:

Anyone that bought a Glennon jersey deserves every ounce of ridicule this planet can muster.

What if they bought a Chinese knock-off one?


edit: today's draw play and our special too much mustard comic were both v. excellent and i enjoyed them a lot.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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This beats all. :haw:

And I'd love to see Fiz's reaction if AD was actually traded to Carolina.

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Jersey or turtleneck?

I'm assuming only his family bought his apparel, so turtleneck.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
omg tb :3: :allears:

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
I need to grab these mustards and upload them to the DP!

Good to have you back, beef. We were all wondering where the beef was.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




The beef is in the Farthouse :unsmith:

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Three years ago today we were all treated to Too Much Mustard Play.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Three years ago today we were all treated to Too Much Mustard Play.

holy poo poo, i forgot about that one

lmao

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
lol, look at all those fuckin quiet frames

Sorry Dave

(Also I might be able to find the original script for that somewhere)

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I'm disappointed that no one ever bought facepalming Coughlin or hand-raising Eli as avs.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo


I love this frame so much

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/918092123420884992

Sorry, Febreeze

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

At this point I have given up on even pretending to know who the Browns QB is

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Mel Mudkiper posted:

At this point I have given up on even pretending to know who the Browns QB is

Me too.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Like you could be like "did you hear Sandwich Montoya is the new Browns starter" and I will believe you

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Like you could be like "did you hear Sandwich Montoya is the new Browns starter" and I will believe you

No, I think he was Week 17 in 2015.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Like you could be like "did you hear Sandwich Montoya is the new Browns starter" and I will believe you

Mods? Namechange plz.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

Like you could be like "did you hear Sandwich Montoya is the new Browns starter" and I will believe you

My name is Sandwich Montoya.

You ate my father.

Prepare to die.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Mel Mudkiper posted:

Like you could be like "did you hear Sandwich Montoya is the new Browns starter" and I will believe you

You know what to do, Dave.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Add Kevin Hogie to the hydra.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

At this point I have given up on even pretending to know who the Browns QB is

Yeah, I heard the name Kevin Hogan and thought he was a borderline roster/practice squad wide receiver on some team.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I confused Kevin Hogan with Chris Hogan on the Patriots

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Eli Wiggum posted:

I confused Kevin Hogan with Chris Hogan on the Patriots

Same.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Kevin Hogan was the starting QB at Stanford for what felt like 9 years after Luck graduated and the entire time he was consistently Good But Not Great so of course now he's starting in the NFL

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Chris Hogan led the league in yards per reception last year which proves you should never ever bet on that sort of thing.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Alaois posted:

Kevin Hogan was the starting QB at Stanford for what felt like 9 years after Luck graduated and the entire time he was consistently Good But Not Great so of course now he's starting in the NFL

He's got the arm of Kellen Moore too, which isn't good.

No he actually ripped Kellen Moore's arm off and is using it.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
holy gently caress I actually forgot RGIII was on the Browns

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Going through the list I feel like a game of trivia could be made out of "Browns Starting QB or American Idol Contestant"

Austin Davis
AJ Gill
Gideon McKinney
Kelly Holcomb
Chris Daughtry
Charly Lowry
Brady Quinn
Connor Shaw

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
The name Sandwich Montoya has popped into my head like four times today and it makes me laugh audibly every time.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Going through the list I feel like a game of trivia could be made out of "Browns Starting QB or American Idol Contestant"

Austin Davis
AJ Gill
Gideon McKinney
Kelly Holcomb
Chris Daughtry
Charly Lowry
Brady Quinn
Connor Shaw

Browns
Idol
Idol
Browns
Idol
Idol
Browns
Browns

You could probably switch the two groups and not have there be much of a difference...on the Browns at least.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

Going through the list I feel like a game of trivia could be made out of "Browns Starting QB or American Idol Contestant"

Austin Davis
AJ Gill
Gideon McKinney
Kelly Holcomb
Chris Daughtry
Charly Lowry
Brady Quinn
Connor Shaw

Put Ruben Studdard on the o-line.

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