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ol yeller posted:

attempted to apply my bo staff techniques to the katana.... i shant be making this mistake again.

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Grandmother of Five posted:

Legendary master-of-arms, stroking his long, white beard, a contemplative smile on his lips as he watches the apprentices in the court-yard, whirling up a sandstorm as they pretend to suck and gently caress their bo staffs, unassumingly leaning on his own, which appears to be of below average length, but with more girth.

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In Training posted:

lolling at my clown rear end friend who has the bo staff between his legs, tapping my chest with and pretending its his dick. And then i laugh and stroke it off jokingly, pretending to jack him off for a laugh, and hes pretending to cum etc.

laughing hard whilst pointing at your shadow that looks like you really are jacking off his long rear end dick



Cinnamon Blake
*constantly walking around fyad and getting smacked in the head with bo staves while making the sideshow bob rake stomp noise*


boar guy
[taking a piss break during bo staff practice] "ahhh.. i had to piss like poo poo"
[suddenly some enemies rush into the bathroom]
[reaches for bo staff and dusts the enimes before i even put my dick away)
*finishes pissing and shakes off both my dick and then mimics shaking the last drop off piss off my bo staff)


Oh Don Piano

Grandmother of Five posted:

Legendary master-of-arms, stroking his long, white beard, a contemplative smile on his lips as he watches the apprentices in the court-yard, whirling up a sandstorm as they pretend to suck and gently caress their bo staffs, unassumingly leaning on his own, which appears to be of below average length, but with more girth.


pog boyfriend posted:

my japanese training buddy kenshiro is in a deep meditative stance but i nudged him and tell him to check it out as i spin the staff between my legs and hum the melody to you spin me right round. he apologized with a bow and tells me he does not know what i am doing so i tell him there is this super crazy site he should check out after training. he asked me what it was and i told him to just check it out and sent the link lol


Oh Don Piano posted:

[taking a piss break during bo staff practice] "ahhh.. i had to piss like poo poo"
[suddenly some enemies rush into the bathroom]
[reaches for bo staff and dusts the enimes before i even put my dick away)
*finishes pissing and shakes off both my dick and then mimics shaking the last drop off piss off my bo staff)



Hizke
defeating my enemies with my bo staff


apropos to nothing

i walk around pretending my bo staff is my penis. i walk around at work and knock all sorts of things off tables and i poke people with my bo staff dick when i talk to them. "sorry i have a really big dick", i say, but i am not sorry. i love my bo staff penis.


Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.
Saint Twisty


sliding somehting approaching 14 inches of the bo staff into my rear end hole. it looks like im having gay sex with a big dick. but im not, its merely an illusion ive created with my bo staff. my techniques are so strong that your eyes cannot follow them. you can never be me.


I.N.R.I

practicing my katas doing some wicked techniques getting my skill up but when sifu walks out of the room? i put my bo staff between my legs and pretend its a dick.



greasynig

Saint Twisty posted:

i walk around pretending my bo staff is my penis. i walk around at work and knock all sorts of things off tables and i poke people with my bo staff dick when i talk to them. "sorry i have a really big dick", i say, but i am not sorry. i love my bo staff penis.


I.N.R.I posted:

sliding somehting approaching 14 inches of the bo staff into my rear end hole. it looks like im having gay sex with a big dick. but im not, its merely an illusion ive created with my bo staff. my techniques are so strong that your eyes cannot follow them. you can never be me.

lol



Hizke

In Training posted:

lolling at my clown rear end friend who has the bo staff between his legs, tapping my chest with and pretending its his dick. And then i laugh and stroke it off jokingly, pretending to jack him off for a laugh, and hes pretending to cum etc.

lol


slam flanders


me [looking at senseis huge dick]: teacher, forgive my insolence but ... i am glad we do not have to oppose each other. i am like an insect before you.

sensei [hopping up and down and making the bo staff between his legs flop around a bit]: if we were enemies , you would never even stand before me. we'd pass by eachother in the night, my boy.


I.N.R.I

my friends give me poo poo for being Donatello but we will see who have the last laugh when I pretend that my bo staff is my penis


Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.
Saint Twisty
looking intimidating as I swing my staff around



little munchkin

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Bo staff is probably best to learn first since its the basics of all other weapons. katana- shorter bo staff for one hand or two. nun chuk- two smaller bo stafs



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the smaller ones are called jo


Crime on a Dime





I maintain nonetheless that yin-yang dualism can be overcome. With sufficient enlightenment we can give substance to any distinction: mind without body, north without south, pleasure without pain - *bo-staff silently swinging back and forth between my legs, like a big dick* - Remember, enlightenment is a function of willpower, not of physical strength.


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Grandmother of Five

Grandmother of Five posted:

I maintain nonetheless that yin-yang dualism can be overcome. With sufficient enlightenment we can give substance to any distinction: mind without body, north without south, pleasure without pain - *bo-staff silently swinging back and forth between my legs, like a big dick* - Remember, enlightenment is a function of willpower, not of physical strength.


Crime on a Dime





i lay my bo staff on the temple floor. i slowly squat over it abd pick it up by clenching my arse cheeks very hard. as i rise carefully i buck my hips to and fro and finally lean back to show the stunned crowd that i command thier utmost respect and then act like its a massive hardon. i laugh a hollow godlike laugh. but in my hubris, i am blind to tge elegant kung fu master, who lightly leaps to my bo staff's erect tip, on his tiptoes. he smiles and cackels before administering the fatal goomba stomp on my actually small dick and balls.



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general anime posted:

want to quote all teh posts o.o



Whistling Asshole

folder posted:

i lay my bo staff on the temple floor. i slowly squat over it abd pick it up by clenching my arse cheeks very hard. as i rise carefully i buck my hips to and fro and finally lean back to show the stunned crowd that i command thier utmost respect and then act like its a massive hardon. i laugh a hollow godlike laugh. but in my hubris, i am blind to tge elegant kung fu master, who lightly leaps to my bo staff's erect tip, on his tiptoes. he smiles and cackels before administering the fatal goomba stomp on my actually small dick and balls.


ol yeller
I'm at a shady motorcycle bar for some reason and I see a pretty lady sitting alone. I sit next to her and start making conversation when a big fat nasty looking biker taps me on the shoulder. I turn around and he's giving me a mean big eyes look like the bad guy from Friday. In my training I have learned that violence is only to be used as a last resort, so I apologize and excuse myself but the big scary man with an open leather vest and no shirt underneath won't let me leave. He gets closer to me and pours his entire beer on my head. Finally I've had enough so I pull out my bo staff. Well guess what? He pulls out a bo staff of his own; it's shorter and thicker and the business end of it is pierced like a prince Albert.


Metagrubs

Grandmother of Five posted:

I maintain nonetheless that yin-yang dualism can be overcome. With sufficient enlightenment we can give substance to any distinction: mind without body, north without south, pleasure without pain - *bo-staff silently swinging back and forth between my legs, like a big dick* - Remember, enlightenment is a function of willpower, not of physical strength.



little munchkin

Grandmother of Five posted:

I maintain nonetheless that yin-yang dualism can be overcome. With sufficient enlightenment we can give substance to any distinction: mind without body, north without south, pleasure without pain - *bo-staff silently swinging back and forth between my legs, like a big dick* - Remember, enlightenment is a function of willpower, not of physical strength.


folder posted:

i lay my bo staff on the temple floor. i slowly squat over it abd pick it up by clenching my arse cheeks very hard. as i rise carefully i buck my hips to and fro and finally lean back to show the stunned crowd that i command thier utmost respect and then act like its a massive hardon. i laugh a hollow godlike laugh. but in my hubris, i am blind to tge elegant kung fu master, who lightly leaps to my bo staff's erect tip, on his tiptoes. he smiles and cackels before administering the fatal goomba stomp on my actually small dick and balls.


I.N.R.I posted:

me [looking at senseis huge dick]: teacher, forgive my insolence but ... i am glad we do not have to oppose each other. i am like an insect before you.

sensei [hopping up and down and making the bo staff between his legs flop around a bit]: if we were enemies , you would never even stand before me. we'd pass by eachother in the night, my boy.



Hizke
i was expelled from my school... now i must roam these lands doing what work may come, never knowing the glories of a life where i put a bo staff between my legs and pretend i have a giant hog


ol yeller

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after spending months performing menial tasks for my sensi, i am instructed to enter his chambers. he hands me a staff, one much more ornate and sturdy than the practice one I use each evening after my chores are finished. by candlelight he shows me how to rub my hand up and down the shaft to make it look like i'm jerking it off. I get caught up in the moment and start pretending to moan sexually. he gives me a stern look and I go silent once again. there are some things I am still not yet ready for



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"your crane style is good but your kung fu is weak - shaolin is no match for the white lotus" says kato out loud as his quarterstaff slams into lee's, blocking the attack.

lee withdraws, panting and gasping before finally uttering out his final kiai, "ahhhhh!" he says as he places the quarterstaff between his legs.

taken aback, kato pleads, "no!!! not snake style!"

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greasynig posted:

"your crane style is good but your kung fu is weak - shaolin is no match for the white lotus" says kato out loud as his quarterstaff slams into lee's, blocking the attack.

lee withdraws, panting and gasping before finally uttering out his final kiai, "ahhhhh!" he says as he places the quarterstaff between his legs.

taken aback, kato pleads, "no!!! not snake style!"

kek



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