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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Apple's slideshows for these things are surprisingly simple

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

TyrantWD posted:

It's the first thing you learn that at every business school.
Lol no, I can't count the number of bullet-riddled presentations by business school students I've seen

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

When the revolution comes these "town squares" are first to go

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I've always hated the new Apple branding thing where they put the logo beside words in all caps (MUSIC or WATCH or whatever). All caps just doesn't look right to me.

Steve wouldn't have done it.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

horse mans posted:

it's actually the perfect reaction to the death of the big box store , and exactly what kunstler had in mind in geography of nowhere
these stores are literally just stores, the civic gatherings they're depicting never happen

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Dodgy YouTube stream died

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

incoherent posted:

uh watch it at apple.com, unless you have autism (or linux)
I'm on Windows 7

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

8-bit Miniboss posted:

Edge can play the stream, bucko.
Edge doesn't come on 7

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I hope Apple secretly tracks how many people die wearing their watches

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Has anybody rigged the Watch to play porn vids yet

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

lol

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

it's nice to know my kid can mentally asphyxiate me even on my watch

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

this man's shirt seems a little too tight

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I'm not clapping at "watch remains the same size," it's too big you fuckers

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

deidre is a loving shite name

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

is that lady really on a lake right now, that can't be real

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

those theater seats look comfy

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

have you seen some of those android watches, they actually look good

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

"Series" is a shite name

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Pivo posted:

its a watch / jewelry /fashion thing
the fuckers are forgetting their tech roots

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

why is tv in lower case but WATCH is in uppercase

WHY

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

make a real TV you asshats

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

thanks for showing us a high-resolution image you idiot

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

i'm going to watch traffic videos on my new apple tv 4k hdr

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

i don't think spiderman homecoming is the best showcase of a good looking video

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

can you imagine this man eating you out

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Sock The Great posted:

Wow, automatically updating your existing library to 4K is pretty huge.
yea that's pretty cool

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

how are our internet tubes gonna fit all this 4k

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

4k live sports would be pretty crazy, is that what they're offering though? can't figure it out

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

if i name my kid Jenova please kill me

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

when are they gonna get to the 4k hdr VR porn

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

"technology infused with humanity" looks like they're baking the sweatshop workers directly into your iphone now

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Some people don't have fingerprints but everyone has a face
just use your nipple everybody has one it works with touchid

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Khablam posted:

Apple invented smartphone cameras?
They were laggy as gently caress on that point lol
victors write history

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

that was a bad video and bad music

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

their gold got even more pink lol

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

"More glass!"

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Looke posted:

it does look nice
looks same

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

f1.8 is pretty cool

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

they made us look at a ginger at high res

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