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Henrik Zetterberg posted:Just in from Vegas: The O/U on the length of the 10th anniversary Jony Ive wank video is 4.5 minutes. Like unofficial Apple PR machine John Gruber said, I'd be really worried if Apple makes a big deal out of the "10th anniversary" of the iPhone. It's the obvious thing to do, but it's not something Apple does...
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Case in point, didn't Steve hate that piece of overpriced poo poo Although I'm reading Jony Ive designed it, so hmmm
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Mahoning posted:gently caress Steve Jobs. The cult of personality around him is gross and weird and based on a lie. Which lie is that
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Sep 12, 2017 18:06
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This is as close to public necrophilia as I've ever seen
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Celery Jello posted:It's sad that he's gone but the irony is that mawkish opening is something it seems like he would've hated He would've hated this charity stuff even worse
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Sep 12, 2017 18:08
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Great rear end on that dancer
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Sep 12, 2017 18:22
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Sep 12, 2017 18:23
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gret posted:Is this first name only thing new? You should know all the characters in this sitcom by now
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Sep 12, 2017 18:25
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Vegetable posted:Has anybody rigged the Watch to play porn vids yet Can't play video on that lil screen
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Sep 12, 2017 18:28
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I like this crowd, they're not clapping like idiots at the end of every sentence like in past events
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Sep 12, 2017 18:33
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Daedra
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Sep 12, 2017 18:35
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Snuffman posted:GOING ROGUE, HES GOING OFF SCRIPT! Snipers immediately shoot a man on stage
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Sep 12, 2017 18:36
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Why did Apple Watch not have all this stuff to begin with? It barely worked as a badly designed iPod
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Sep 12, 2017 18:37
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That doesn't happen AT ALL ever
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Sep 12, 2017 18:40
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Looke posted:who\s gonna get a series3 non cellular when u can just get a series 1 still llol Series 1 is incredibly bad to use, the proc is too slow
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Sep 12, 2017 18:41
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Eddy cue Nobody knows what the gently caress he does at Apple but no ones firing him
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Sep 12, 2017 18:43
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Dang I should really watch that Spider-Man movie
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Sep 12, 2017 18:46
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:On Apple TV 4k, you can -- get this -- WATCH TRAILERS It has a 4K UI!!!!!!
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Sep 12, 2017 18:47
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Binary Badger posted:dem hackers gonna hack your tv and give it a goatse screensaver if you not careful That's already my Screensaver though
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Sep 12, 2017 18:54
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WE, APPLE, ARE TRULY AMAZING
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Sep 12, 2017 18:55
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Don Lapre posted:No touch id sucha joke Some people don't have fingerprints but everyone has a face
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Sep 12, 2017 18:56
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We offer you the best security We can't keep our software from being leaked, but cmon guys you know we're good for it
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Sep 12, 2017 18:57
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Binary Badger posted:WAIT WAIT I STILL SAW A HOME BUTTON That's just the loving lame rear end iPhone 8, not the iPHONE X
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Sep 12, 2017 18:58
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This is an iPhone 7S by all accounts and I'm not buying one because I'm going to wait for the iPhone X
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Sep 12, 2017 18:59
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incoherent posted:why isn't this a 7s again? It might be the death of the numbered iphones? Like moving to iPhone X I don't know, nobody understands apple's naming conventions
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Snuffman posted:I just can't care about iPhone until they give me an SE2. I hate the iPhone 6 design, I'm not going to buy this 8 with the same design
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Sep 12, 2017 19:10
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You guys already did this exact same presentation 6 months ago, did Tim forget
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Sep 12, 2017 19:11
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Pivo posted:this game demo is stupid though - theyre just rendering the entire loving scene on a blank table, AR is supposed to AUGMENT reality Why would I play this instead of the same game without AR Seriously why would I want to play a game walking around a flat table
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Sep 12, 2017 19:13
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Sir Lemming posted:Now that you don't need a cable to charge, next year they need to go full #courage and remove every port Why not, at this point you only need that port for charging and antiquated outdated piece of poo poo headphones
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Sep 12, 2017 19:15
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Everyone knew the one more thing lol
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Sep 12, 2017 19:17
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The phone that will define phones for the NEXT DECADE still has a horrible camera bump in front
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Sep 12, 2017 19:19
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Iphone TEN
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Sep 12, 2017 19:19
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IPhone 8 DOA, already 2 gens behind the X
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Sep 12, 2017 19:20
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I don't want to tap on the screen and wake my phone accidentally all the time GOSH
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Sep 12, 2017 19:22
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I'm a full time Ninja! I can't use this!
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Sep 12, 2017 19:29
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ChadSexington posted:Too bad about the needlessly-complicated Face ID replacing Touch ID...but we have animojis so it balances out right? Face ID looks like it sucks
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Sep 12, 2017 19:36
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I hope someone is making Reaction Gifs from Craig's stupid faces
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Sep 12, 2017 19:38
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Steve Jobs comes back as a Lich and destroys everyone in the theater
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Sep 12, 2017 19:40
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:GIVE ME THE loving COST It's 999, everyone knows by know
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I don't think apple knows what the Puck it's doing
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