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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

Only completos can fill the hole inside me left by Failrarri and my ex.

#forzacompleto





One week after Braun Strowman sent Big Show through a steel cage wall, John Cena stands in the path of the rampaging Monster Among Men on Raw. What will happen when The Cenation Leader collides with one of the most destructive forces in WWE history? Speaking of destructive forces, Universal Champion Brock Lesnar is set to make appear, and Roman Reigns is slated to battle the “gold-blooded” Jason Jordan.

Jason Jordan steps to The Big Dog
Jason Jordan put forth an incredible effort this past Monday night, but he ultimately suffered defeat at the hands of the veteran John Cena. This week, the “gold-blooded” Jordan takes on Cena’s WWE No Mercy opponent, Roman Reigns. Can the son of Raw General Manager Kurt Angle learn from last week’s mistakes, slowing The Big Dog’s WWE No Mercy momentum in the process? A victory over a former WWE Champion would be an incredible milestone for this young Superstar, and the entire WWE locker room — including Cena — will be watching this one closely.

Can the man behind The Demon conquer Bray Wyatt?
Before sending Big Show crashing through the steel cage wall at the conclusion of last week’s Raw, Braun Strowman — standing over the supine body of the defeated giant — took the mic to make one thing painfully clear to Brock Lesnar: “At No Mercy, this right here is your future, and mine is becoming the new Universal Champion!”

Can we expect an equally forceful response from The Beast Incarnate, live on Raw?

Enzo Amore to appear on “Miz TV”

who the gently caress cares


Are Alexa Bliss’ days numbered as Raw Women’s Champion?
What was once a singles rematch at WWE No Mercy pitting Sasha Banks against Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss has transformed into a Fatal 4-Way Match that also includes Nia Jax and Emma after the two earned their way into the title bout by picking up a tag team victory over The Boss and Little Miss Bliss last week.

There’s no love lost between any of the competitors in this matchup, but with Jax and the opportunistic Emma added to the mix, the so-called “Goddess of WWE’s” chances of leaving the STAPLES Center with the Raw Women’s Title are slim to none. Will these unfavorable odds shake Alexa’s confidence as WWE No Mercy approaches?

Can the man behind The Demon conquer Bray Wyatt?
gently caress off Wyatt you fat piece of poo poo





This thread is dedicated to Salvador Allende and all the victims of Augusto Pinochet`s dictatorship.

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at Sep 11, 2017 around 21:57

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey...


quote:

What will happen when The Cenation Leader collides with one of the most destructive forces in WWE history?

i don't know the answer to this question.

quote:

Can the son of Raw General Manager Kurt Angle learn from last week’s mistakes, slowing The Big Dog’s WWE No Mercy momentum in the process?

i don't know

quote:

Can the man behind The Demon conquer Bray Wyatt?

i don't know

quote:

Can we expect an equally forceful response from The Beast Incarnate, live on Raw?

i don't know

quote:

Are Alexa Bliss’ days numbered as Raw Women’s Champion?

i don't know

quote:

Will these unfavorable odds shake Alexa’s confidence as WWE No Mercy approaches?

i don't know

quote:

Can the man behind The Demon conquer Bray Wyatt?

i don't know

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

Only completos can fill the hole inside me left by Failrarri and my ex.

#forzacompleto



Tune in to WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW to find out!!!


ps i wont watch

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey...


All right

edit: I will watch for a bit to see if it's good. That's what the all right is about

reason for edit: to clarify what i meant

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Why don't you love me, father?


Raw might be good, or it might be as ugly as Andy Dalton's stat line yesterday.

Tune in tonight to find out!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

clonfroggio





Cavauro posted:

i don't know the answer to this question.


i don't know


i don't know


i don't know


i don't know


i don't know


i don't know

wow, we should call this guy CaDontKnow.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Jeru please move the thread to C-SPAM

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

Only completos can fill the hole inside me left by Failrarri and my ex.

#forzacompleto





This thread is dedicated to Salvador Allende and all the victims of Augusto Pinochet`s dictatorship.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


It must be remembered that after Pinochet was deemed unfit to stand trial he died peacefully in his sleep.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

Only completos can fill the hole inside me left by Failrarri and my ex.

#forzacompleto



I dont know if making GBS threads his pants and fat as a pig is peacefully but the bastard deserved it

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


DoctorGonzo posted:

I dont know if making GBS threads his pants and fat as a pig is peacefully but the bastard deserved it

I imagine you'd know more about both of those things, Tubby.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



lookit all them words! maybe between now and when RAW actually starts in 2 hours, i will read some of them

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey...


laughed at all the references to Jaws in this thread

Jenkem Delivery
Feb 8, 2005

Death created time to grow the things that it would kill

I have all the answers folks, all you have to do is call the hotline! 1-900-909-9900- kids get your parents permission

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



the answer to the first question is BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUNNNNN and the answer to all subsequent questions is a chair flying from off-camera and beaning you in the loving face

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


*enter pedant mode* Technically every champ's days are numbered

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup


Cena Braun should be main event right? I can't be bothered to watch the rest

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



Intruder posted:

*enter pedant mode* Technically every champ's days are numbered

technically so are yours

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

Only completos can fill the hole inside me left by Failrarri and my ex.

#forzacompleto



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkXise2bHE0

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX2L4m27acg

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

God is dead, true love is a lie, and the yard belongs to the Big Dog.

OH IT'S TRUE. IT'S DAMN TRUE.


i just made myself some chicken and now im going to watch wrestling and eat the chicken and also drink some beer

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey...


Professor Funk posted:

i just made myself some chicken and now im going to watch wrestling and eat the chicken and also drink some beer

hold on for 12 minutes minute, so that the wrestling can come on.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Cavauro posted:

hold on for 12 minutes minute, so that the wrestling can come on.



While we wait

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Braun vs Cena is cool and all but this is the second week in a row where just out of the blue they've announced a big-time match with absolutely zero build to it.... oh right, it's football season.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

Only completos can fill the hole inside me left by Failrarri and my ex.

#forzacompleto



RGL im going to whoop your rear end

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005



DoctorGonzo posted:

RGL im going to whoop your rear end

that's not very nice

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



DoctorGonzo posted:

RGL im going to whoop your rear end
whoop
Verb

whoop (third-person singular simple present whoops, present participle whooping, simple past and past participle whooped)

(intransitive) To make a whoop.
(transitive) To shout, to yell.
To cough or breathe with a sonorous inspiration, as in whooping cough.
(transitive, obsolete) To insult with shouts; to chase with derision.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Doctor Gonzo please don't cough on RGL's butt.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



probating a man just before RAW kicks off.... goddamn that is ice cold

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



little kids in crowd: "what the gently caress is this poo poo"

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

HEY KID

Wait, what is 9/11

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013


Never forget when the Big Dog interrupted the 9/11 moment of silence for the greatest heel turn of all time.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice

Oh right, it's that day.

Please have a Muhammad Hassan return today.

bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


The World Trade Center was compromised to a permanent end.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey...


hm the show doesn't feel that good. i hope you all feel otherwise, and see you next time

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

never forget salvador allende

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008






it costs a hefty fuckin fee

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


dromal phrenia posted:

technically so are yours

Well yeah

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Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

HEY KID

Jerusalem please give Gonzo RGLs probabtion

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