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TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD


I hate those lovely rear end corner clotheslines.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


I can't wait for the post match promo where Cena and Roman argue over who's the bigger loser for taking so long to beat big loser Jason Jordan

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013


Lol that headlock looked weak, Roman's head kept slipping out of it while he crawled to the rope

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

plz control u toxic hatsculinity



the jason jordan push is still a thing eh

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

Only completos can fill the hole inside me left by Failrarri and my ex.

#forzacompleto



Dangerous Person posted:

Jerusalem please give Gonzo RGLs probabtion

thats not very nice

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


Jordan doesn't deserve the crippler crossface

ribtstu
Feb 11, 2017


im watching football

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

Intruder posted:

Jordan doesn't deserve the crippler crossface

he deserves the one daniel benoit got

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

Only completos can fill the hole inside me left by Failrarri and my ex.

#forzacompleto



Intruder posted:

Jordan doesn't deserve the crippler crossface

Neither did Daniel or Woman

bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


Roman wrestles like how I'd play Smackdown: HCTP by repeatedly doing running moves.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



Bill Goldberg posted:

which wrestler on the roster is Jeff Jarrett's son

The problem with asking this is, who would admit to it?

e: "Yep, that's my pops, the guy who got shitcanned from the shambling corpse of TNA because he got tanked and started throwing burritos into the crowd at a show with their Mexican partner fed"

SatansOnion fucked around with this message at Sep 12, 2017 around 00:18

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013


SatansOnion posted:

The problem with asking this is, who would admit to it?

That's actually an angle that I could buy potentially ruining a wrestler, unlike the dark secret of Kurt Angle having sex in college.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

Only completos can fill the hole inside me left by Failrarri and my ex.

#forzacompleto



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZeEfXjTNu4

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


Elias is clearly Jarrett's son

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

america is pretty hosed up if you think about it

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU


Finn is Jarrett's son but the Demon is NOT

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


Chad Gable is Jarrett's son, will marry Jason Jordan's wife

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

Only completos can fill the hole inside me left by Failrarri and my ex.

#forzacompleto



gently caress Nixon and that fat bastard Kissinger

bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


Pin after dropkick why not?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



i really like the rolling northern lights

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



Rolling Northern Lights suplex owns

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008


God Reigns is still slow as snot. Top dog indeed.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

God is dead, true love is a lie, and the yard belongs to the Big Dog.

OH IT'S TRUE. IT'S DAMN TRUE.


jason jordan is fun to watch wrestle but also still boring as poo poo and i find it very confusing

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN


they sure are making jordan look weak

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

HEY KID

DoctorGonzo posted:

thats not very nice



You know I want that PhD dick

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


Codependent Poster posted:

Rolling Northern Lights suplex owns

Aren't there supposed to be three of them?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice

lol they if they don't let roman take a pin after all this poo poo

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those bat-men.

I'm glad I didn't miss The Big Dog getting the snot beat out of him by.... does JJ have a nickname?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one


TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD


Professor Funk posted:

jason jordan is fun to watch wrestle but also still boring as poo poo and i find it very confusing

Jason Jordan vs Apollo Crews would be the greatest match that nobody could ever give a poo poo about.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE


HitTheTargets posted:

I'm glad I didn't miss The Big Dog getting the snot beat out of him by.... does JJ have a nickname?

"Kurt Angle's Son"

bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


Shima Honnou posted:

lol they if they don't let roman take a pin after all this poo poo

can't beat the Big Dog

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

lol

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



'kay

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



HitTheTargets posted:

I'm glad I didn't miss The Big Dog getting the snot beat out of him by.... does JJ have a nickname?

My Black Son

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Soothing Vapors posted:

the jason jordan push is still a thing eh

Is it still a push if he loses all his matches?

bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


Not a terrible match

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...


So was American Alpha broken up and JJ brought over just for the sake of jobbing?

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

God is dead, true love is a lie, and the yard belongs to the Big Dog.

OH IT'S TRUE. IT'S DAMN TRUE.


so what's the jordan storyline? "i lost a bunch of close matches to really good wrestlers, but i learned a lot from it, so now i'll beat the miz for the ic title" ?

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



Charly is probably my favorite person on Raw.

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