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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



"bitch" has been upgraded to "bitch-rear end"

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Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

HEY KID

Hahahahahaha the word bitch is Roman's secret pop weapon

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Roman can only get a reaction by saying bitch.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


Hahahaha what loving tickets are you selling dickhole

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


Seriously, three weeks in a row his best comeback is "bitch"

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

Roman Reigns lying about WWE financials, this is a con to get viewers to buy stock. Call the SEC

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

God is dead, true love is a lie, and the yard belongs to the Big Dog.

OH IT'S TRUE. IT'S DAMN TRUE.


i hope cena starts talking about the budget cuts

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013


Ok that's actually a good comeback Roman

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE


They should let Roman lose.
Be humbled, turn face, and maybe then become a thing.

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

roman reigns is fuckin pinnocchio

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


The Big Dog's Quarterly Financial Report

Usual Barb
Aug 27, 2005

pop it and lock it

Bah gawd it's Corporate Reigns

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

John Cena should come back with

'I'm Bumblebee, BITCH'

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Why don't you love me, father?


Dangerous Person posted:

Hahahahahaha the word bitch is Roman's secret only pop weapon

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


I hope WWE makes a shirt with Roman's catchphrase "Bitch"

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice

Vince has assumed direct control of Roman's brain apparently if he actually thinks ticket sales are good right now lol

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.


Is that true about Roman being a draw?

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

God is dead, true love is a lie, and the yard belongs to the Big Dog.

OH IT'S TRUE. IT'S DAMN TRUE.


wow

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE


Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

good lord

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


Hahahahahahahahaha take that bitch tits

Usual Barb
Aug 27, 2005

pop it and lock it

Ahhhhhaha

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Why don't you love me, father?


OH gently caress

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Lol

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Shima Honnou posted:

Vince has assumed direct control of Roman's brain apparently if he actually thinks ticket sales are good right now lol

"I know this hurts you.... but I'm making a profit so why should I give a poo poo?"

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Power Windows posted:

Is that true about Roman being a draw?

Raw house shows outsell Smackdown but that's been the case before Roman too.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013


Honestly Roman has just been getting better and better over the course of these promos, still not amazing, but he's finding his footing.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

HEY KID

When Roman said ticket sales were great I swear John was looking at all the empty seats out of the shot

Phenix Rising
Oct 24, 2005

TOUGH GUUUUUY


FFFFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKK

I love you, John Cena.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Power Windows posted:

Is that true about Roman being a draw?

He's the Big Draw!

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

john cena just 9/11'd roman reigns

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



tweet my meat posted:

Honestly Roman has just been getting better and better over the course of these promos, still not amazing, but he's finding his footing.

I thought the crowd should have given him more credit for the Rock joke.

bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


That's our Cena!

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD


Roman is gonna get wellnessed again for having dangerously high salt levels.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013


Aphrodite posted:

I thought the crowd should have given him more credit for the Rock joke.

Yeah that was honestly great

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006
Do Not Trust This Man

Dangerous Person posted:

When Roman said ticket sales were great I swear John was looking at all the empty seats out of the shot

If Cena retorted with, "Why doesn't Brock have pyro anymore?" I may have tipped over in my chair.

bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


tweet my meat posted:

Honestly Roman has just been getting better and better over the course of these promos, still not amazing, but he's finding his footing.

that's because he knows if he is floundering he can just pull out the "bitch" card and get a response

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

Do you get past a drug test?

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Why don't you love me, father?


bartok posted:

that's because he knows if he is floundering he can just pull out the "bitch" card and get a response

Pretty much, Roman's gotten like a grand total of two zingers not involving "...bitch!" since this started three weeks ago. Otherwise Cena's just constantly roasting him.

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