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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Cena and Roman were both surprised to find that it took them a while to fully beat the poo poo out of Jason Jordan. I sure feel more invested in Jason Jordan now.

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
At least we might get another good Cena promo out of this.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

did I miss anything worth watching

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
"oh yeah I do, but uh, I'm gonna go say it to roman reigns"

Here we go again baby.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Professor Funk posted:

so what's the jordan storyline? "i lost a bunch of close matches to really good wrestlers, but i learned a lot from it, so now i'll beat the miz for the ic title" ?

pretty much

bartok
May 10, 2006



My name is John Cena and I'm here to rap in a gangster way.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Professor Funk posted:

so what's the jordan storyline? "i lost a bunch of close matches to really good wrestlers, but i learned a lot from it, so now i'll beat the miz for the ic title" ?

kurt gets fed up with his underachieving son and resurrects triple h to erase this mistake of a bloodline

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

did I miss anything worth watching

me

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN
lol did they have to listen to that the whole time

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

is john cena going to rub his rear end all over roman's face again?

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
How did Roman know to wait in the ring?

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
i choose to believe that roman forgot how to get back to gorilla

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

Borrowed Ladder posted:

How did Roman know to wait in the ring?

He could sense an opponent approaching with his incredible ring awareness honed through years of combat.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Im that one woman losing her poo poo for Cena

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Borrowed Ladder posted:

How did Roman know to wait in the ring?

Big Dog Obedience School

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Time for Roman to die live on mic, again.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
https://twitter.com/KeIvinGastelum/status/907397120264691717

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Borrowed Ladder posted:

How did Roman know to wait in the ring?

He just does that, habitually

He has to be shooed away between matches, with a broom

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

lmao

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
:lol:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
john cena hates roman reigns irl

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
I think that might not be true Roman

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
That's just a plain lie.

Usual Barb
Aug 27, 2005

pop it and lock it
Roman that's just a lie

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
John Cena Yaoi

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
drat lol

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Cena will break his back and make him humble.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

HitTheTargets posted:

John Cena Yaoi

don't post my search history

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Usual Barb posted:

Roman that's just a lie

Cena just staring at him like :haw: was fantastic.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

this build will be really stupid if reigns wins

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Don't give Roman inflated ideas, John, by trying to compliment-sandwich him with talk of his "skill"

it's just cruel

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
lol at he Jesus peanut butter shirt guy

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
john cena is a cruel man

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
So is it Roman himself coming up with these bad comebacks or did Vince write them for him? Which would be worse?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

BITCH

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Saruman," declared Roman Reigns,"I did not give you permission to leave."

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

They really ran these into the ground in record time, huh

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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

It's gonna stink when Roman wins this feud. Why can't Cena hate Roman the way he hated Alex Riley?

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