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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

"bitch" has been upgraded to "bitch-rear end" :aaa: :aaa: :aaa:

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Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Hahahahahaha the word bitch is Roman's secret pop weapon

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Roman can only get a reaction by saying bitch.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hahahaha what loving tickets are you selling dickhole

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Seriously, three weeks in a row his best comeback is "bitch"

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Roman Reigns lying about WWE financials, this is a con to get viewers to buy stock. Call the SEC

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
i hope cena starts talking about the budget cuts

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Ok that's actually a good comeback Roman

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
They should let Roman lose.
Be humbled, turn face, and maybe then become a thing.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
roman reigns is fuckin pinnocchio

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

The Big Dog's Quarterly Financial Report

Usual Barb
Aug 27, 2005

pop it and lock it
Bah gawd it's Corporate Reigns

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
John Cena should come back with

'I'm Bumblebee, BITCH'

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Dangerous Person posted:

Hahahahahaha the word bitch is Roman's secret only pop weapon

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

:vince:

bartok
May 10, 2006



I hope WWE makes a shirt with Roman's catchphrase "Bitch"

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Vince has assumed direct control of Roman's brain apparently if he actually thinks ticket sales are good right now lol

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Is that true about Roman being a draw?

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
wow

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
:drat:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
good lord

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hahahahahahahahaha take that bitch tits

Usual Barb
Aug 27, 2005

pop it and lock it
Ahhhhhaha

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
OH gently caress :iceburn:

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Lol

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shima Honnou posted:

Vince has assumed direct control of Roman's brain apparently if he actually thinks ticket sales are good right now lol

"I know this hurts you.... but I'm making a profit so why should I give a poo poo?"

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Power Windows posted:

Is that true about Roman being a draw?

Raw house shows outsell Smackdown but that's been the case before Roman too.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Honestly Roman has just been getting better and better over the course of these promos, still not amazing, but he's finding his footing.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
When Roman said ticket sales were great I swear John was looking at all the empty seats out of the shot

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

FFFFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKK

I love you, John Cena.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Power Windows posted:

Is that true about Roman being a draw?

He's the Big Draw!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
john cena just 9/11'd roman reigns

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

tweet my meat posted:

Honestly Roman has just been getting better and better over the course of these promos, still not amazing, but he's finding his footing.

I thought the crowd should have given him more credit for the Rock joke.

bartok
May 10, 2006



That's our Cena!

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Roman is gonna get wellnessed again for having dangerously high salt levels.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

Aphrodite posted:

I thought the crowd should have given him more credit for the Rock joke.

Yeah that was honestly great

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Dangerous Person posted:

When Roman said ticket sales were great I swear John was looking at all the empty seats out of the shot

If Cena retorted with, "Why doesn't Brock have pyro anymore?" I may have tipped over in my chair.

bartok
May 10, 2006



tweet my meat posted:

Honestly Roman has just been getting better and better over the course of these promos, still not amazing, but he's finding his footing.

that's because he knows if he is floundering he can just pull out the "bitch" card and get a response

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Do you get past a drug test?

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

bartok posted:

that's because he knows if he is floundering he can just pull out the "bitch" card and get a response

Pretty much, Roman's gotten like a grand total of two zingers not involving "...bitch!" since this started three weeks ago. Otherwise Cena's just constantly roasting him.

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