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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Braun vs Cena is cool and all but this is the second week in a row where just out of the blue they've announced a big-time match with absolutely zero build to it.... oh right, it's football season.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Doctor Gonzo please don't cough on RGL's butt.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Usual Barb posted:

Roman that's just a lie

Cena just staring at him like :haw: was fantastic.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Saruman," declared Roman Reigns,"I did not give you permission to leave."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

:vince:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shima Honnou posted:

Vince has assumed direct control of Roman's brain apparently if he actually thinks ticket sales are good right now lol

"I know this hurts you.... but I'm making a profit so why should I give a poo poo?"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

Braun's new gimmick should be the Mobster Among Men.

The Lobster Among Men. Sheamus staggers out drunk moaning that he warned us for years.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

dromal phrenia posted:

Vince Mcmahon and Kevin Owens LIVE SEX CELEBRATION TOMORROW

One of these men will be hosed right up the rear end.... LIVE on Smackdown!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Erebus posted:

NO PANTS IN HELL

Come on, come on, come and get it!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dangerous Person posted:

I was planning on not watching Smackdown but now I want to see Vince

Three scheduled title matches, one of which is New Day vs Usos which is always really great.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dango Bango posted:

Just got home. What did I miss in the first hour?

Roman claimed that business was booming with him on top. After Cena managed to get hold of himself, he told Roman to consider him like a drug test - an obstacle he can't get past.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Braun stands menacingly in the ring, behind him an anime girl is screaming,"BRAAAAAUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Brock's had the same haircut for 20 years

Every time it tries to grow longer he grunts,"Where the hell do you think you're going?" and it stops in its tracks.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HE GOT BACK UP! :aaa:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Brock's face! :neckbeard:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Braun is so loving great, so loving great.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Usual Barb posted:

Whenever Braun isn't on-screen all of the other wrestler's should be saying "where's Braun?"

Yeah, but in abject fear and terror.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gatts posted:

Sold. I'm at the pay windah waiting to buy my ticket.

This is basically the Goldberg feud done all over, but that's cool because the Goldberg feud loving owned as well :hellyeah:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Phenix Rising posted:

I really appreciate how much Brock is willing to take an rear end kicking to get someone over. Dude's a real gem when he wants to be.

I think it was Meltzer who noted that if Brock thinks the feud will make money, he's willing to get beat up and down the ring in the build-up or even lose the match because he knows it's gonna make him big bucks.

Which also makes me sadder about the Ambrose feud since it's pretty obvious he didn't see any money in Ambrose at all and just phoned in for the entire feud.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

dromal phrenia posted:

"He's been here recently... this luchador is still warm"

So it's not Kalisto, he's never been colder :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

God I hope the main event ends with Braun coming in, beating up Cena AND Roman, then getting a mic and declaring,"It's not about either of you two, it's about BRAAAAUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Why is Bray Wyatt getting involved with Goldust :psyduck:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Don't take his paint off, he keeps his face behind that! :aaa:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bartok posted:

I swear when Sheamus first debuted his new look he had a Mighty Boosh patch.

I'm not sure if Bray is Old Gregg or the Crack Fox.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hey! HEY! THIS IS THE CLUB'S FIGHT! :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

OH gently caress NOBODY IS READY!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I want Alexa's No Mercy ad to suddenly see all the faux-Alexa's turn into Asuka masks.

Give me a modern day version of The Night of 1000 Stings!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

Can't wait for Asuka to get the comedy foreigner gimmick

Asuka gonna be cheerfully murdering people after hearing the news, and Vince will hurriedly change the booking, never knowing that she would have been cheerfully murdering those people regardless.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Big Queefy posted:

Smackdown needed Asuka more...

The only reason I'd want to see Asuka on Smackdown right now would be to feud with Becky, who is being sorely underused.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

If Kalisto wore that mask every day there would be no more pediatric cancer :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bill Goldberg posted:

i thought he looked much bigger and healthier, that explains it

Also he has a giant beard now and instead of chanting Lucha while alternating arm thrusts, he just lifted both arms and screamed,"BRAAAAAUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dangerous Person posted:

Wait did I just miss Asuka

Just a short vignette of different face masks and her being terrifying in the shadows, followed by COMING SOON

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kinda weird that Cena's decade+ reign as the top Superstar in WWE ends tonight with his murder and being eaten.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wait... is this No DQ?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ref: Okay the first time you used the steps was cool, but now you're taking things too far!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Malenko could gently caress some dudes up. Jamie too!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MIZ BABY! :neckbeard:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Holy poo poo Miz :lol:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Enzo you piece of poo poo he's talking about being a dad :mad:

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