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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


Enzo always should have been the loud mouth idiot who talks himself into getting beat up over and over for the crowd to cheer and I'm glad that they're finally leaning into it

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Caesarian Sectarian
Oct 19, 2004

...


I enjoyed the match where they poo poo talk on the mic between beating each other up.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


Davros1 posted:

I love Lawler telling stories about how Carrey would stay in character as Kaufman through the shoot and was a complete dick to him, not realizing the whole wrestling angle was fake and that Lawler and Kaufman were actually friends.

https://twitter.com/HulkHogan/status/125437560418865152

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


bradzilla posted:

just lol if you watched this garbage instead of the 2 very good football games

The wrestling was better.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


"Face me as the man you are, Finn, don't hide behind your paint"

*continues to do spooky poo poo*

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

ME BOSS
YOU NOT


Intruder posted:

"Face me as the man you are, Finn, don't hide behind your paint"

*continues to do spooky poo poo*

Best case scenario is Bray coming out with his dreads cut off, in just like Old Navy clothing. Entrance music changed to Maroon 5.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



Bray needs to introduce his own alter ego to counteract the Demon King. Except it's the opposite of how Bray usually is.

Bieber Wyatt.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

clonfroggio





That's bad. They should have him be husky Harris instead

Sugar Blaster
Dec 14, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

if i were finn i'd be embarrassed about telling people about where i worked too.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey...


it would be funny if braun strowman did sex to someone. like me As one Of many possible examples

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



Braun would be a good lover.

"I'M NOT FINISHED YET!"

Alexander Hamilton
Dec 29, 2008


It was surprising how much heat Bray got from rubbing off Goldust's face paint.

Also, remember when Goldust was a heel? Good times.

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009


As soon as I heard Asuka was going to RAW. my forst thought was how are they gonna gently caress up this surefire thing?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Sotar posted:

As soon as I heard Asuka was going to RAW. my forst thought was how are they gonna gently caress up this surefire thing?

What a silly question. Have her lose, soon, to nobody in particular, and with low stakes. To spite Triple H on behalf of contrary parties. A good reason, imo.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



Sotar posted:

As soon as I heard Asuka was going to RAW. my forst thought was how are they gonna gently caress up this surefire thing?

have her first match be with nia

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Sportskeeda says Asuka's first feud is going to be with Emma, so you can be sure that's not true.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



Fun Shoe

Her NXT match with Emma remains one of her best to date in the company, so that sounds like a good idea on paper

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

Goal, assist, fight.

Blaise330 posted:

Shame Maryse has to go on maternity leave soon cause gently caress jet lag + morning sickness combined. I hope Bo is the godfather.

This is where you bring in Mizdad and Mizbaby to the group, and still have Maryse there

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

NXT Emma was a good, simple character. "Woman is angry at perceived squandering of her talents, becomes a vicious and cheating jerk." This is beyond the Raw writing staff.

ribtstu
Feb 11, 2017


writing is getting thin for the cena/roman promos so i think one of them should *like* a porn tweet. that gets a lot of buzz.

Klauser
Feb 24, 2006
You got a dick with that problem!?!

St Evan Echoes posted:

Her NXT match with Emma remains one of her best to date in the company, so that sounds like a good idea on paper

My favorite NXT match. Everyone was at their best that night. The wrestlers, commentary, even heel cheerleader Dana Brooke.

Great action, Emma putting out a Rocky IV level 'earn the hostile crowds respect' effort, the right amount of heel fuckery, ref bump, foreign object, satisfying ending.

Pretty much a perfect match from the opening note of the first entrance song to the crowd chanting along with the 3 count.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

"I sure wish I'd watched that Minnesota Vikings game and then the next game with Trevor Simian the Ape-man at QB" - literally no one to ever live

Raw was pretty bad too though. Throwaway main event and a whole lot of Enzo

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009


Enzo has turned into go away heat for me.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

Marquis de Pyro posted:

"I sure wish I'd watched that Minnesota Vikings game and then the next game with Trevor Simian the Ape-man at QB" - literally no one to ever live

Raw was pretty bad too though. Throwaway main event and a whole lot of Enzo

durrrrrrr

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


Marquis de Pyro posted:

"I sure wish I'd watched that Minnesota Vikings game and then the next game with Trevor Simian the Ape-man at QB" - literally no one to ever live

durrrrrrrr

Kenshin
Jan 10, 2007


Heel vs heel, The Miz is about a gazillion times more fun on the mic than Enzo could ever be

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004




Finn's face looks like a cross between Sami Zayn and Vladimir Kozlov What have they done to my beautiful boy???

magnum_valentino
Apr 18, 2013


It was great when BRAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUN shouted "I'm not GOING to suplex ci" before getting cut off by having to chokeslam Bork.

piss tape israel
Apr 23, 2010



Whether Braun wins or loses I'm glad Brock is treating him like a credible threat

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

Braun is definitely losing clean to the F5

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009



Brock has seemed more vulnerable in the last 3 or so months than the previous 3 years combined and I like it.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009



Also

bradzilla posted:

Braun is definitely losing clean to the F5

Vaguido
Feb 22, 2011

When the drug test comes back positive for performance enhancing drugs.

I know that this will never happen but I really hope with how successful Braun is, and how Vince has always wanted a big man draw, that Braun will be The Big Big Dog going forward and Roman stays in the main event but isn't The Guy anymore.

Braun is the best wrestleman on Raw and he probably has the least experience.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



ribtstu posted:

writing is getting thin for the cena/roman promos so i think one of them should *like* a porn tweet. that gets a lot of buzz.

I bet Roman says "BITCH" in his promo with John next week.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

clonfroggio





roman should prepare a slideshow of photoshopped pics of john cena in compromising positions with men and he'll point dramatically at each slide and say "bitch rear end," and that's all he'll say

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


That DICK! posted:

roman should prepare a slideshow of photoshopped pics of john cena in compromising positions with men and he'll point dramatically at each slide and say "bitch rear end," and that's all he'll say

id vote for him

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


bradzilla posted:

Braun is definitely losing clean to the F5

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

clonfroggio





if anything, an F5 will make him feel... REFRESHEd!!!!!

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey...


i could really go for a delicious Pop Dog right about now

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