Im going on an AA meeting in an hour

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Gonna go to the nearby hospital to attend the tuesday night Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. This ones good its got the best biscuits.

Edit:

This is the biscuits they have

# ? Sep 12, 2017 09:07

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Looking for a future ex wife

# ? Sep 12, 2017 09:18

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Good luck Isaac

# ? Sep 12, 2017 09:19

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Good luck Isaac

Thanks.

This meeting is pretty relaxed. Sometimes people from the psychiatric care house come there and they can spice things up a bit

# ? Sep 12, 2017 09:20

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

didnt even last 20 minutes before bumping he own thread :cheers:

# ? Sep 12, 2017 09:22

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

I might leave early so I can go to the petrol station and pump up one of my tires. Its got a slow leak in it

# ? Sep 12, 2017 09:24

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Isaac posted:

Gonna go to the nearby hospital to attend the tuesday night Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. This ones good its got the best biscuits.

Can you even get yoyos anymore? Good luck with your sobriety op

# ? Sep 12, 2017 09:35

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 10:17

WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

I'm high on the marijuana and full of cum but I love you op

# ? Sep 12, 2017 10:21

Harrower: Nov 30, 2002

Just stay home and have a drink with us instead. Im drinking urine straight from the tap.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 10:23

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Im parked near the meeting

# ? Sep 12, 2017 10:25

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 10:42

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I hope you parked facing outward :ohdear:

# ? Sep 12, 2017 10:51

Dicky B: Mar 23, 2004

Isaac posted:

I might leave early so I can go to the petrol station and pump up one of my tires. Its got a slow leak in it

god bless you isaac. have a great day

# ? Sep 12, 2017 10:56

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I hope that you have a higher tolerance for religious bullshit than I do.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 11:24

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Isaac posted:

Gonna go to the nearby hospital to attend the tuesday night Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. This ones good its got the best biscuits.

Edit:

This is the biscuits they have

This is not a loving biscuit, what kind of drugs are you on.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 11:32

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

UK English

# ? Sep 12, 2017 11:34

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

The meeting was good i feel good and im glad i went

# ? Sep 12, 2017 11:37

brylcreem: Oct 29, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

The meeting was good i feel good and im glad i went

did u haev fun with ur sky fairies?

# ? Sep 12, 2017 11:53

Fo3: Feb 14, 2004; RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

I once went to a meeting hall for that in a church.
It was to fix their a/c and I went lol nah.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 11:55

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

I put gravy on my buscuits, goes good with sausage links, bacon, eggs

# ? Sep 12, 2017 11:55

bitterandtwisted: Sep 4, 2006

is AA overtly religious in the UK?

# ? Sep 12, 2017 12:01

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

Do they allow anyone at the sex addiction group, or do you need a doctor's note?

I'm just thinking some of the girls there might want to grab a bite or need a ride home.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 12:03

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

AA is good because you can talk frankly about alcohol and addiction with other people going through the same thing who can relate to eachothers stories

# ? Sep 12, 2017 12:03

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

Do you think you could replace alcohol addiction with sex or video games?

# ? Sep 12, 2017 12:05

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Do they allow anyone at the sex addiction group, or do you need a doctor's note?

I'm just thinking some of the girls there might want to grab a bite or need a ride home.

A old smackhead at rehab was gonna go to the sex addicts group this week i'll find out from him. I think anyone can go but you might have to call an organiser to get told where the meeting is

# ? Sep 12, 2017 12:06

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Do you think you could replace alcohol addiction with sex or video games?

I could do whatever really

# ? Sep 12, 2017 12:08

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

AA folks got the best drugs.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 12:08

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

I play video games for ~30 hours a week. I'm pretty sure I'm addicted because I dislike going any long periods of time without them, like I *need* them on a daily basis.

I do function well, have a job / wife / kids, so I'd highly recommend video game addiction.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 12:13

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

I play video games for ~30 hours a week. I'm pretty sure I'm addicted because I dislike going any long periods of time without them, like I *need* them on a daily basis.

I do function well, have a job / wife / kids, so I'd highly recommend video game addiction.

Im trying to play space station 13 but the internets too slow!!!

# ? Sep 12, 2017 12:14

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Isaac posted:

Im trying to play space station 13 but the internets too slow!!!

Suck dicks to pay for better internet

# ? Sep 12, 2017 12:30

Fo3: Feb 14, 2004; RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

This is Australia. You can't pay for better internet; you sometimes just can't just have good internet no matter what, depending on where you live.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 12:34

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

This is FTTP and its somehow shitter than the satelite internet i had before

# ? Sep 12, 2017 12:37

RagnarokAngel: Oct 5, 2006; Black Magic Extraordinaire

I had to goto an AA meeting as part of a substance abuse class in grad school. They all did The Lord's Prayer at the end and I politely walked out and they all looked at me like I was the devil but it was cause I'm a Jew. Welp that's my story op.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 12:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

RagnarokAngel posted:

I had to goto an AA meeting as part of a substance abuse class in grad school. They all did The Lord's Prayer at the end and I politely walked out and they all looked at me like I was the devil but it was cause I'm a Jew. Welp that's my story op.

i always went to the bathroom so you might be more respectful.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 12:47

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

Fo3 posted:

This is Australia. You can't pay for better internet; you sometimes just can't just have good internet no matter what, depending on where you live.

Well at least there aren't any venomous animals and giant insects / arachnids trying to kill you everywhere.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 12:56

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

Replacing alcohol with God always goes well 🙄

# ? Sep 12, 2017 12:58

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

There was a friendly bird hanging around today and i dug up some worms and fed them to it. Later a bird swooped me cause it was protecting its nest.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 12:59

Fo3: Feb 14, 2004; RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Well at least there aren't any venomous animals and giant insects / arachnids trying to kill you everywhere.

Yeah, there's that. Wait, nah you just only care about them when you're sober.
I'm trying to remember the place that I looked at the air con in the aa room. All I remember was it was down the road from the hyde park bar/hotel/pub with the big "Dan Murphys" liquor store in North Perth/Hyde Park.

E: I'm being a oval office, so I'm sorry isaac. What I really did want to ask you is do you have your job to go back to? Did you get leave or are you hosed as a casual? Can you get centrelink even in rehab or spending all days in AA afterwards? Asking for a friend.

Fo3 fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Sep 12, 2017

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By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I've been drinking heavily for the last hour, but no amount of ice tea seems to take the pain away.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 13:56

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