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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
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NO SLACK

WindmillSlayer posted:

The roadrunner eventually became an image of myself - A goal I could never achieve. The relationship with my children I never met. The fact my wife left me. Chasing the Roadrunner was an addiction to the past, a reminder of what I was. A hunter. A coyote. These toys I play with, ACME, paint, anvils... They weigh me down. They backfire. It's much like alcoholism, they give me hope - a brief glimpse into the possibility of catching the roadrunner... But always, I awaken, unable to remember the last day due to head injuries or Jim Bean, and I know that I've failed again on the one thing I still strive for.

I'm going to move somewhere without roads. Somewhere I can finally be without goals. I hope to find peace there.

-Wile E Coyote

[Moments later, after the ACME gun fails to fire completely, A total dud. In the distance there is a single sound. "Meep meep"]

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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
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alnilam posted:

Coyote: to catch the one critter who always gets away, I've hired the one guy you can never get away from...

*Camera slowly pans over to reveal Droopy*
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