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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Cavauro posted:

i have aids.

I, too, have AIDS.

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey...


i caught my aids from one of my friends on here, who Gave me that aids.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



Codependent Poster posted:

Did Walker tell you that?

Is there any other way to find out?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Cavauro posted:

i caught my aids from one of my friends on here, who Gave me that aids.

It wasn't me, but I am your friend all the same.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey...


RacistGuidingLight posted:

It wasn't me, but I am your friend all the same.

I'm ok with the first part, and happy with the second

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' YA'LL TO KEEP IT TIGHT


Fun Shoe

Jiro posted:

All her emotions are trapped in her chest apparently.

Vince: "You know what would be fun? Combine a Teddy Ruxpin with a Real Doll"

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey...


did the mae young classic final happen yet. Sorry for posting a lot in a short period but that's one of the side effects of the immune deficiency syndrome thgat i have. won't go into specifics

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU


Nakamura about to show off his diploma from Hogwarts in that HiaC pic

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



So it's been like three months why is Jinder still losing his voice? Have the roids just overpowered his vocal chords?

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013


Shinsuke Nakamura deep dive with some comedy as well, it's the perfect promo!

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Spliffs out to the truth




sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


Vince 100000% wrote this

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.




Grimey Drawer

They're almost making this segment work.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

plz control u toxic hatsculinity



I feel like Vince personally wrote this

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



This is dreadful

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU


Are jokes about India and toilets beneath this

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.




Grimey Drawer

Oh and some racism to make this even better

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.


Jinder should stay angry. He's no comedy wrestler.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Jinder sucks.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU


The Singhs 10000% overselling everything makes this work

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



You know lighting techs. It would be better if you turned all the lights on.

Nice of Jinder to go into minority stereotypes. Ok wait what? He was trolling the audience.

bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


sportsgenius86 posted:

Vince 100000% wrote this

He is dying laughing backstage

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013


He does kinda have a point.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Amazing how I abhor Vince's writing yet I'm still watching live to see the man himself.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

plz control u toxic hatsculinity



RacistGuidingLight posted:

I, too, have AIDS.

Condolences. About your AIDS, I mean.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey...


i hope geoff jarrett returns soon

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Spliffs out to the truth




this is disgusting on multiple levels

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



Jiro posted:

So it's been like three months why is Jinder still losing his voice? Have the roids just overpowered his vocal chords?

Maybe that's Jinder's gruff and manly "tough" voice, like he's auditioning for the role of Batman

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

this is a job for the Punk

It's real obvious when Vince shows up to produce Smackdown, isn't it.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

tweet my meat posted:

He does kinda have a point.

No he loving doesn't. People love Nakamura.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

plz control u toxic hatsculinity



Cavauro posted:

i hope geoff jarrett returns soon

It's spelled Jeff, just fyi so you don't look foolish

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.


Cavauro posted:

did the mae young classic final happen yet. Sorry for posting a lot in a short period but that's one of the side effects of the immune deficiency syndrome thgat i have. won't go into specifics

That's on after Smackdown.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one


"i was only being ironically racist"

and then he continues to still be racist

what the gently caress is this trash

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



CarlCX posted:

It's real obvious when Vince shows up to produce Smackdown, isn't it.

Uhhhh he always produces Smackdown. Why do people think he's hands off and doesn't have a death grip on everything?

MikeSevigny
Aug 6, 2002

Habs 2006: Cristobal Persuasion

sportsgenius86 posted:

Vince 100000% wrote this

It's funnier to think Jinder bribed the writers to write this segment to buy himself another three months as champ, because that was one bad breath joke away from Vince putting him over Brock Lesnar.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU


I unironically enjoyed that, and enjoy the Singhs, and enjoy Jinder

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Soothing Vapors posted:

Condolences. About your AIDS, I mean.

Thank you.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey...


Soothing Vapors posted:

It's spelled Jeff, just fyi so you don't look foolish

Lord Chumley posted:

That's on after Smackdown.

I understand now. thank you for saving me

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

plz control u toxic hatsculinity




You are welcome. Please don't touch me, or my children.

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

plz control u toxic hatsculinity



Cavauro posted:

I understand now. thank you for saving me

You are welcome.

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