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Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER; Ultra Carp

Stafford is going to pass for exactly 337 yards, book it.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 03:09

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 15:32

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

marioinblack posted:

I'll go for the theme week.

MIA - Jay Cutler - Passing
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing
LAR - Jared Goff - Passing
SF - Brian Hoyer - Passing
B#: NYG - Eli Manning - Passing

209 yards or less from Eli. I believe in your shittiness Eli.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 04:18

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Benne posted:

THEME WEEK ENTRY

HOU - Deshaun Watson - Passing Yards
NYJ - Josh McCown - Passing Yards
DEN - Trevor Siemian - Passing Yards
CHI - Mike Glennon - Passing Yards

Brady Number - DET - Ameer Abdullah - Rushing Yards

823. Go do a thing, Abdullah.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 05:21

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Brady Numbers

pre:

+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| User                   | yardsleft | Team | Player           | Type      |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Relentlessboredomm     | -27       | DET  | Matthew Stafford | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Strobe                 | -25       | DET  | Matthew Stafford | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Uterine Lineup         | 199       | DET  | Matthew Stafford | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Hockles                | 279       | DET  | Matthew Stafford | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Acebuckeye13           | 336       | DET  | Matthew Stafford | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Fenrir                 | 405       | DET  | Matthew Stafford | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| korrandark             | 448       | DET  | Matthew Stafford | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| totally losing my mime | 454       | DET  | Matthew Stafford | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| pixelbot2000           | 545       | DET  | Matthew Stafford | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| fishing with the fam   | 169       | DET  | Golden Tate      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| waah                   | 192       | DET  | Golden Tate      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Grittybeard            | 289       | DET  | Golden Tate      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| a new study bible!     | 328       | DET  | Golden Tate      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Okibi                  | 368       | DET  | Golden Tate      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| DariusLikewise         | 140       | DET  | Ameer Abdullah   | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Benne                  | 177       | DET  | Ameer Abdullah   | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| bobjr                  | 63        | DET  | Eric Ebron       | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| schweens               | 293       | DET  | Eric Ebron       | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Turdsdown Tom          | 161       | DET  | Marvin Jones     | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| The Puppy Bowl         | 447       | DET  | Marvin Jones     | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Major Ryan             | 171       | DET  | Kenny Golladay   | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Athanatos              | 183       | DET  | Michael Roberts  | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| WaffleZombie           | 293       | DET  | Theo Riddick     | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Nystral                | 143       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| OxySnake               | 155       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| marioinblack           | 209       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| a neat cape            | 214       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| TurboFlamingChicken    | 215       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| MrLogan                | 217       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| axeil                  | 234       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Deceptive              | 261       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Diqnol                 | 269       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| seiferguy              | 281       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Elephanthead           | 303       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| aBagorn                | 312       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| the mean lunch lady    | 318       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Bjork Bjowlob          | 337       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Marshmallow Blue       | 365       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Chichevache            | 425       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| No Butt Stuff          | 426       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Arnold Layne           | 475       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Shangri-Law School     | 496       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Forever_Peace          | 514       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| von Metternich         | 519       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Buane                  | 568       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Infidel Castro         | 700       | NYG  | Eli Manning      | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Young Hegelian         | 322       | NYG  | Paul Perkins     | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| Kalli                  | 164       | NYG  | Shane Vereen     | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+

Stats

Additionally to answer Strobe's question, I believe the Osweiler token will go into effect if you are over 1,000 before MNF.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 05:50

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

So I need Matt Stafford to get between 25 and 26 passing yards in order to outright win this week. I mean, it's not impossible, I guess. :v:

Watch him get 24 and get injured.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 05:56

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I hope Golden Tate gets all the receiving yards now.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 07:38

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Just can't resist this THEME WEEK

JAX - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards 223
NE - Jacoby Brisset - Passing Yards 216
DEN - Trevor Siemian - Passing Yards 231
SF - Brian Hoyer - Passing Yards 99

B# - DET - Marvin Jones Jr. - Receiving Yards

769

I was shooting to average 220 with those QBs and everyone came through for me except Brian Hoyer.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 08:10

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Lol with my list I may get near 1k. Then again, with Manning you never know what you'll get.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 10:12

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

I need 405 from Stafford, go hog wild my son... go. hog. wild.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 11:36

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

gently caress Brian Hoyer.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 11:43

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Stafford is going to pass for exactly 337 yards, book it.

I hope you bust by exactly 69 yards.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 13:00

cosmic gumbo

Mar 26, 2005

IMA

GRIP

SIP

Athanatos posted:

Brady Numbers

pre:

+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
| User                   | yardsleft | Team | Player           | Type      |
+------------------------+-----------+------+------------------+-----------+
---+------------------+-----------+
| Uterine Lineup         | 199       | DET  | Matthew Stafford | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+--+------------------+-----------+

This should be rushing.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 13:05

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Bjork Bjowlob posted:

THEME WEEK

CLE - DeShone Kizer - Passing Yards - 182
NYJ - Josh McCown - Passing Yards - 166
SF - Brian Hoyer - Passing Yards - 99
IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards - 216

B#: NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards

Kinda hoping Josh stinks it up against the Raiders today, feels like I'm a bit close to the sun on this one

Well Josh wasn't great but my man Hoyer did his best garbageman impression to keep me in the running this week

as long as Eli stays under 337

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Stafford is going to pass for exactly 337 yards, book it.

Weird way to spell Eli but maybe the Levenshtein calc will think it's close enough

Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Sep 18, 2017

# ? Sep 18, 2017 14:34

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER; Ultra Carp

All I can say is that if Staff does go balls-out this was a good week to use the Prater token :v:

# ? Sep 18, 2017 14:41

Marshmallow Blue: Apr 25, 2010

Marshmallow Blue posted:

THEME WEEK ENTRY

BUF - Tyrod Taylor - Passing Yards
LAC - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards
WAS - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards

B#
NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards

125
331
240

Let's go ELI 300 Yards! But no more than that please

# ? Sep 18, 2017 15:19

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

gently caress me, week 2 and I already forgot about this:

Brady Number: DET - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards

Bjay9 fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Sep 19, 2017

# ? Sep 18, 2017 16:00

Zodiac5000: Jun 19, 2006; Protects the Pack!; Doctor Rope

gently caress, I forgot too.

B#: DET - Matthew Stafford - passing yards

# ? Sep 18, 2017 16:24

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Strobe posted:

So I need Matt Stafford to get between 25 and 26 passing yards in order to outright win this week. I mean, it's not impossible, I guess.

Watch him get 24 and get injured.

You and me get hosed if that happens. Maybe he'll hit 50 and take the rest of the night off.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 18:02

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Well, of the people who picked Matt Stafford tonight, I think I'm currently sitting in third. And also steadily dropping, but hopefully he only gets like 30 more yards.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 03:57

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Strobe posted:

Well, of the people who picked Matt Stafford tonight, I think I'm currently sitting in third. And also steadily dropping, but hopefully he only gets like 30 more yards.

It's maddening to watch but Jim Caldwell is your friend tonight.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:06

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

At 970 right now. Lions need to close out but if not Eli is allowed exactly 30 yards or I jam that pail over his head.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:12

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Holy poo poo of all times for stafford to have under 200yds this was the best possible

Uterine Lineup posted:

This should be rushing.

Bet you wish you hadn't said anything now

Relentlessboredomm fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Sep 19, 2017

# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:16

Marshmallow Blue: Apr 25, 2010

934 ish. Not bad after such a crappy week 1.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:27

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

944, hopefully that gets me in the top 5 for this week

# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:31

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Well. Let's try and not get probated again. Here are the stats from this week. New thread will be up later tonight.

axeil
MrLogan
TurboFlamingChicken
a neat cape
marioinblack
OxySnake
Nystral

I busted by 5 yards :negative:

fishing with the fam

# ? Sep 19, 2017 05:17

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

I knew it wasn't going to be good but Christ.

I was too good at identifying bad quarterbacks, I blame Alex Smith. Who I should obviously have taken this week.

e: I obviously should have taken Matt Stafford too :laugh:

# ? Sep 19, 2017 05:35

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

This might be my best week ever.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 05:42

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

In a week where everyone bet on the checkdown artists, it's Matt Stafford of all people who has 122 yards. Of course.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 05:56

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Week 3 thread is up!

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3834732

# ? Sep 19, 2017 05:58

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Benne posted:

In a week where everyone bet on the checkdown artists, it's Matt Stafford of all people who has 122 yards. Of course.

Thanks to this I ended up with 903, which is basically the ultimate best case I could ever have hoped for.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 06:28

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Okay, I kind of blew it.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

NE - Jacoby Brisset - Passing Yards

Any chance I can get my score updated to reflect Jacoby Brisset, IND? If so my total is 796.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 07:57

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 15:32

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Jeez, I was worried I'd bust with 3 QBs and I didn't even get close.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 12:32

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