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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
what's his favorite episode of star trek

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

What forum does he mod?

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

kevin johnson also did something like this so it's really a west coast mayor thing

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

maskenfreiheit posted:

Is there anywhere in the pacific northwest not ruled by a sex offender?

Is there anyone with power that is not a sex offender?

I'm legit curious at this point.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Blazing Ownager posted:

Is there anyone with power that is not a sex offender?

I'm legit curious at this point.

Leslie Knope, the politician we all need.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

unpleasantly turgid posted:

Do u guys know about d'amato? He's this super powerful lawyer who has a tickle fetish and manipulates the poo poo out of kids. There's a documentary about him called tickled it sounds dumb but it's real. WATCH IT

i say tomato.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Jose Mengelez posted:

i say tomato.

d'amato

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Milo and POTUS posted:

what's his favorite episode of star trek

Whatever ones have a ship's cook with the like seven year old girlfriend

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Nick Rivers posted:

Are you talking about Sam Adams? Because he did not resign and served out his term. A recall petition was circulated but couldn't get enough signatures.

Portland voters/establishment don't care if you groomed a minor for sex and repeatedly lied about it as long as you are connected to the establishment and have that (D) next to your name.

oh man I thought he stepped down. well i guess he's loving underage angels in heaven now i guess. and by heaven i mean "his house" and my angels i mean "boys"

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
This guy visit any pizza restaurants??

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
Also Neil Goldschmidt who was Portland mayor in 1972 and Oregon governor in 1986, raped his 13 year old babysitter all throughout his term as portland mayor.

State police and his political circle knew about this at the time and conspired to cover it up, which they successfully did for over 30 years.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Nick Rivers posted:

Also Neil Goldschmidt who was Portland mayor in 1972 and Oregon governor in 1986, raped his 13 year old babysitter all throughout his term as portland mayor.

State police and his political circle knew about this at the time and conspired to cover it up, which they successfully did for over 30 years.

hey man you gotta protect your own.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Waterbed Wendy posted:

hey man you gotta protect your own.

but they rigged it. they can try us as adults now...

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Blazing Ownager posted:

Is there anyone with power that is not a sex offender?

I'm legit curious at this point.

what would even be the point then

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Blazing Ownager posted:

Is there anyone with power that is not a sex offender?

I'm legit curious at this point.

guy fieri, believe it or not

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Don't kink shame OP

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Blazing Ownager posted:

Is there anyone with power that is not a sex offender?

I'm legit curious at this point.

No

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider

Pick posted:

Men rape women, they rape children, powerful men turn out to be rapists, except Jimmy Carter, he's a good man, it's why the congress of rape wuoldn't let him pass a good law.

Smash Mouth wouldn't even eat the eggs let alone do a rape

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Pick posted:

but they rigged it. they can try us as adults now...

who?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Nick Rivers posted:

Also Neil Goldschmidt who was Portland mayor in 1972 and Oregon governor in 1986, raped his 13 year old babysitter all throughout his term as portland mayor.

State police and his political circle knew about this at the time and conspired to cover it up, which they successfully did for over 30 years.

america wanted freedom from british taxation, not to break with their time honored traditions

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
He is a cousin fucker lol

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
He put his peepee in he cousins boipuss

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Blazing Ownager posted:

Whatever ones have a ship's cook with the like seven year old girlfriend

when i first heard about this i was like "what no way" because i'd gotten into voyager in like its last two or three seasons, so completely skipped anything with his seven year old girlfriend, and always thought neelix was cool cuz he was comic relief and looked kinda like one of my buddies

not so much anymore :whitewater:

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Blazing Ownager posted:

Is there anyone with power that is not a sex offender?

I'm legit curious at this point.

Jimmy carter :smith:

Also I guess currently in power, maybe jerry brown, anyone who has a cute corgi for the state dog to help sign bills can't be a sex offender

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
What are the implications on the return of the Sonics? This is literally all I care about wrt Seattle area politics

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Kuato posted:

What are the implications on the return of the Sonics? This is literally all I care about wrt Seattle area politics

Check out this kidfucker everyone

Kuato fucks children

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I'm a kidfucker everyone

I gently caress children

:yikes:

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Check out this kidfucker everyone

Kuato fucks children



are you guys like married or something?

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

Seattle needs a new mayor anyway.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Waterbed Wendy posted:

are you guys like married or something?

Best posting couple :allears:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Xaris posted:

Jimmy carter :smith:

Also I guess currently in power, maybe jerry brown, anyone who has a cute corgi for the state dog to help sign bills can't be a sex offender

He fucks the dog

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
*recoils in horror at what the tossed salad and scrambled eggs on Frasier actually were*

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

quote:

Beau Breedlove

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
remember when the 5 year old got smooshed by the needle tower in seattle? well, its a metaphor

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
he kind of looks like a blond nixon

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Statistically a few of my coworkers have been molested and raped, yet I never think about it and they seem to hide their trauma well.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
blonde pedo nixon would be a pretty good username

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Blue Train posted:

He fucks the dog

You made a crass joke about dogfucking- by forum rules you are now a dogfucker. SAD!

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your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Waterbed Wendy posted:

are you guys like married or something?

*gun wavering between kuato and and fleece sweater as i desperately try to figure out which is real*

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