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Away all Goats posted:Chewie and Han have known each other for like 30 years and Han never tried his crossbow until FA? Chewie never cleans it. It's pretty gross. But old people don't really care much about hygiene.
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Novo posted:why not just say the crossbow part was a backup weapon, geez nerds I'm gonna glue a trebuchet to my rifle just in case I run out of bullets.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 04:49 |
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Edgar posted:On chewies home planet, why did he have sliding future star trek doors on his treehouse? After centuries of constant back and forth between nostalgic traditionalists and high-tech progressives, modern Wookie society is basically a glorified Renaissance Faire. Also: why they insist that modern blasters have to look like traditional Wookie crossbows and pretend it makes them work better.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2017 00:55 |
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Former slaves of the ancient Sith empire, the Bananowans are attuned to the force and rigid, unbending supporters of the Rebellion. Sensing the dark hand of the Sith at work, they resisted the Galactic Empire from its first founding and suffered terribly as a result. Very few remain. Many Stormtroopers do not realize that the banana pudding served in many imperial cafeterias between years 3 to 2 BBY was made from Bananowans slain by the Empire's ruthless regime. Blurry Gray Thing fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Sep 14, 2017 |
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no mom very hungry posted:Sexy Chuwie!
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2017 05:06 |
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Orkin Mang posted:they jumped the shark with that jedi who was a jumping shark Every one of his teeth and fins was a lightsaber.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2017 05:42 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:Also if you pay attention Chewie is a goddamn smartass. When Han said "get in there, I don't care what you smell!" he wasn't ignoring Chewie's warning about a trash monster. He was trying to shrug off a perfectly timed Your Mom joke.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2017 13:48 |