Ranking of the FAst Food Coffees - #1 will surprise you into an early grave

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Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

vyst posted:

Dunkin donuts is #1

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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walgreenslatino posted:

All coffee tastes exactly the same to me. I drink hot swill from a diner lunch counter. I always say "that's good coffee" because it always tastes the same.

i mostly agree. i've had $4 cups, or $1.50. really the only time coffee is bad is when you can taste it's heavily watered down and/or lukewarm (anything but hot coffee really sucks imo). as long as it contains enough coffee to not taste watered down and hot, doesn't matter if it's drip or pressed or w/e fancy pour over or cheap beans or some single sourced fancy kona beans. i might have a preference if i could taste one by side by side all the time but otherwise no major difference to matter. also diner coffee is usually p good anyways.

the worst was some keurig off-brand hotel cups that tasted like watery poo poo, idk if it was just those hotel cups or all keurigs are like that since i've almost never used them, but it was undrinkable.

Xaris fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Sep 14, 2017

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:15

STABASS: Apr 18, 2009; Fun Shoe

I usually just eat dirt

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:15

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

KMART THE MOVIE posted:

Exactly. Coffee "aficionados" who whine about anything that costs less that 15 bucks make me sick. It's just coffee who gives a poo poo..... If it tastes bad just dump some sugar in there or whatever... Better yet just grow a pair of testicles and drink it as is you human being

biggest factor in taste is freshness. I'll drink the crap they give at work and someone will say 'ohh that smells good', yeah stupid that's because I just brewed it. Maybe if you brewed a pot once in a while you could have fresh coffee too but NOBODY loving BREWS A POT AROUND HERE EXCEPT ME. I'll set this building on loving fire and block all the exits on my way out! .. sorry Robyn, this is like my fifth cup this morning. sorry.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:22

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Supreme Allah posted:

biggest factor in taste is freshness. I'll drink the crap they give at work and someone will say 'ohh that smells good', yeah stupid that's because I just brewed it. Maybe if you brewed a pot once in a while you could have fresh coffee too but NOBODY loving BREWS A POT AROUND HERE EXCEPT ME. I'll set this building on loving fire and block all the exits on my way out! .. sorry Robyn, this is like my fifth cup this morning. sorry.

I recommend smuggling the guns in one at a time then hiding them in the drop-tile ceiling

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:25

eSports Chaebol: Feb 22, 2005; Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Supreme Allah posted:

biggest factor in taste is freshness. I'll drink the crap they give at work and someone will say 'ohh that smells good', yeah stupid that's because I just brewed it. Maybe if you brewed a pot once in a while you could have fresh coffee too but NOBODY loving BREWS A POT AROUND HERE EXCEPT ME. I'll set this building on loving fire and block all the exits on my way out! .. sorry Robyn, this is like my fifth cup this morning. sorry.

im a huge snob and i dont even get very expensive coffee but yeah its freshness thats why you gotta buy coffee from a place that roasts their own beans and also only grind it right before you brew it

# ? Sep 15, 2017 10:00

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

flirty dental hygienist posted:

I wake up at 4 am every morning to ingest the beans. My stomach acid will remove the pulp and cherries leaving the bean intact to ferment. I am aroused at this point because I know in 24 hours I will take the sweetest poo poo, filled with the tender beans. I will harvest them from my hot steamy turd, remove the skins and start to roast the beans. Soon I will have the most perfect cup of coffee and start the process all over again.

Who not also buy, cook and eat about 20 cobs of corn, harvest corn kernels from your poop and clean them, and repeat. You'd never need to buy food again.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 19:43

feller: Jul 5, 2006

BigBadSteve posted:

Who not also buy, cook and eat about 20 cobs of corn, harvest corn kernels from your poop and clean them, and repeat. You'd never need to buy food again.

farmers hate him!!

# ? Sep 16, 2017 20:21

Docahedron: May 11, 2008; Im a special snowflake

I prefer Wendy's coffee, but McDonalds is ok in a pinch

# ? Sep 16, 2017 20:31

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# ? Sep 16, 2017 20:33

Flambeau: Aug 5, 2015; Plaster Town Cop

Sonic coffee is fine plus you can get breakfast burritos anytime. Also Twice Daily gas stations have a good coffee bar setup.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 22:05

Szyznyk: Mar 4, 2008

Any crappy Cuban restaurant or bakery has better coffee. Coffee and something with guava in it.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 23:36

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Xaris posted:

the worst was some keurig off-brand hotel cups that tasted like watery poo poo, idk if it was just those hotel cups or all keurigs are like that since i've almost never used them, but it was undrinkable.

I had Keurig coffee in the us and it wasn't amazing, but it was weak.

Lavazza in a French press 'erryday.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 09:27

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

You know keureg is good because the president of the USA has it in the oval office

# ? Sep 18, 2017 09:32

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

a star war betamax posted:

the president of the USA has it in the oval office

Ivanka?

# ? Sep 18, 2017 09:54

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Xaris posted:

the worst was some keurig off-brand hotel cups that tasted like watery poo poo, idk if it was just those hotel cups or all keurigs are like that since i've almost never used them, but it was undrinkable.

I swear Keurigs were invented and marketed by someone who was forced to watch way too much Captain Planet/Fern Gully as a kid in a maneuver of pure spite and hatred for all things natural.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 10:06

Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

poverty goat posted:

Wawa has the best garbage coffee

# ? Sep 18, 2017 10:09

Laslow: Jul 18, 2007

Dunkin is fuckin weak, I gotta add a shot of espresso to get anything out of it. But if I ask for cream and sugar, it's always the right amount even though I never specify how much, they just know.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 10:13

WonderfulWino: Sep 26, 2004; The grape wont cut me loose.

Dunkin donuts is loving disgusting, weak as hell and the cream always seems to be off.

McDonalds is king of the drive thru coffee. Cumberland Farms has best make your own.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 10:21

Black August: Sep 28, 2003

Dunkin Donuts had one, one single time it was good and made sense, and that was at 4am on the road going to work, that is why it was invented and the only time it needs to exist

If DD could somehow fold up and vanish into the nether after 11am, sprouting anew at the clock strikes 3am, it would be harmony

# ? Sep 18, 2017 10:22

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Dunkin' doughnuts is great and it is called dunkibg doughnuts because it always be dunkin' on the competition

# ? Sep 18, 2017 12:02

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Dunkin Donuts has pretty great coffee but sadly they barely exist in Columbus and I miss it. Tim Hortons is good too.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 12:14

Mermaid Autopsy: Jun 9, 2001

resurrecting thread because i loving TOLD you guys McDonalds coffee is disgusting garbage and the people promoting it here had to be paid marketers https://www.rd.com/food/fun/never-drink-mcdonalds-coffee/

# ? Nov 14, 2017 23:54

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ya sure ill just take an article from Russia Doday at face value

# ? Nov 15, 2017 00:23

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

I drink a single cup of green tea every morning. No more, no less.

# ? Nov 15, 2017 00:37

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Nothing like a hot steaming cup of eXpresso

# ? Nov 15, 2017 00:42

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Szyznyk posted:

Any crappy Cuban restaurant or bakery has better coffee. Coffee and something with guava in it.

They put guava in coffee?

# ? Nov 15, 2017 02:52

Bobcats: Aug 5, 2004; Oh

Smythe posted:

I drink a single cup of green tea every morning. No more, no less.

Look at Chairman Mao over here

No really is it before, during, or after your Sad Sack Lamp time

# ? Nov 15, 2017 06:21

dstyle: Jul 24, 2006

best coffee is the "cappuccino" machine at literally every gas station in the US.

I'm a barbarian.

# ? Nov 15, 2017 06:55

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Dunkin hot macchiato with skim is the best fast food coffee

# ? Nov 15, 2017 07:27

Otto Von Jizzmark: Dec 27, 2004

When I worked a mcdonalds I used to put a couple a jolts if ice cream into my coffee. It was really good until I was raped in the walk in freezer.

# ? Nov 15, 2017 08:35

Lauroon Kyanka: Sep 17, 2017; *trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*

i drink coffee made from k-pods that were on clearance at bed bath & beyond. it usually tastes very bitter. so i drown it in creamer and honey.

# ? Nov 15, 2017 08:38

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

What should i eat for breakfast today

# ? Nov 15, 2017 16:28

Kitsunegari: Aug 5, 2013

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

What should i eat for breakfast today

Fried eggs, toast, pork roll, fresh ground black coffee (a light roast)

loving DUH

# ? Nov 15, 2017 16:36

Kitsunegari: Aug 5, 2013

Never buy prepared coffee at Starbucks but the light and medium roast bags of whole bean are almost all excellent. Don't have them grind them, only grind the amount you're going to use the morning you're going to use it

# ? Nov 15, 2017 16:37