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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Her dad the lawyer claims she fired two warning shots in self defense with her eyes closed and hit him by accident

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



bag em and tag em posted:

on the other lol if you defend yourself ever even in actual life threatening circumstances and dont immediately realize there is a coin flip chance you're going to prison unless you have big time lawyer money.

This is going to vary state by state. It's really easy to murder people and get away with it in the right circumstances under castle doctrine/stand your ground poo poo

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



I'm the lazy eye

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



warning shots are for soldiers, who always carry guns even when they don't intend to use them, to clarify that right now this gun is about to be used to shoot you

if you aren't a soldier pulling a gun on someone is adequate

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



she was either doing blow or sucking cock, there's no other reason for a drunk white girl to be sitting in her porsche parked on the side of the road in hobo territory with the music booming at 3am e: with a loaded gun

e: vvv I guess buying blow is a good possibility too

poverty goat fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Sep 14, 2017

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



coke is diet pills for rich white girls

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Xenophanes posted:

I think we've found the Quackenbush side of the family.

someone photoshop on a duck bill pls

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



poverty goat posted:

she was either doing blow or sucking cock, there's no other reason for a drunk white girl to be sitting in her porsche parked on the side of the road in hobo territory with the music booming at 3am e: with a loaded gun

e: vvv I guess buying blow is a good possibility too

turns out i was right on both counts

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Do her nipples match the directions her eyes point in or no

yelp reviews say her lazy nipple is extremely unsettling

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