Unironically telling dead people to "Rest in Power"

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*A man in his 20s and his Mother are sitting in the hearse on the way to a funeral*
Son: "Hey Mom, why are we turning here? Isn't the funeral home the other way?"
Mom: "Yes dear."
Son: "I know I haven't been back for a few years but didn't this road only lead to the nuclear plant?"
Mom: "It still does. Look, towards the end, I dunno if it was the illness or what but your Dad had some pretty wild ideas and his friends who worked at the nuclear plant didn't exactly help matters."
Son: "So the burial?..."
Mom: "You'll see"
*Later, in the glow of the reactor room, wearing full hazmat gear*
Son: "But... wh.. why?....how can they do this? How is this legal?!"

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