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poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
My uncle got kid me into the habit of greeting cows with a cheerful "morning, ladies :haw:" by claiming they'd only give us milk if we were nice to them. It's something I still do twenty six years later. :downs:

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poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Beachcomber posted:

Write a book.


I don't see many cows these days, but this. Also, talk to all animals. I thank the OK Google lady when she answers my questions and shhhh inanimate objects that make sudden loud noises.

I'm fortunate enough to live by land used for rearing sheep and cows, so I get to see them all the time. :buddy:

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