What car screams instadouche?

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What car screams instadouche?

«‹›10 »

Navin Johnson: Mar 1, 2016

Lol at "instacunt". Is that registered dude or can I borrow it?

# ? Sep 30, 2017 16:30

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:03

Repo Man: Nov 19, 2005

It's me, I'm the rear end in a top hat. To be fair, it does have three chamber Flowmaster mufflers, which are the quietest high performance mufflers available at the time (exhaust system dates from 1993).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO-2LV0vyYU

My Suzuki Bandit had a Holeshot performance pipe on it when I bought it, and it was obnoxiously loud - I replaced it with a Yoshimura that is much quieter. And my CBR100RR is fine with the stock pipe. I can't stand the Harley loud pipe guys, and they're thick as flies around here.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 18:53

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

brah look until the day i see a motorcycle running down people on the sidewalk the way regular cyclists love to, i do not begrudge you or your ilk

# ? Sep 30, 2017 19:37

funkybottoms: Oct 28, 2010; Funky Bottoms is a land man

The White Dragon posted:

brah look until the day i see a motorcycle running down people on the sidewalk the way regular cyclists love to, i do not begrudge you or your ilk

great, what if ISIS reads this thread

# ? Oct 1, 2017 01:30

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

My SV1000 set of car alarms as I went past, but I refitted the baffles.

I do recommend everyone drives / rides an obnoxiously loud vehicle once though.

# ? Oct 1, 2017 05:44

berth ell pup: Mar 20, 2017; I am a business magnet.

ahaha i forgot about will i am's retard delorean

it made it about 100 feet before getting impounded iirc

# ? Oct 1, 2017 05:47

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

# ? Oct 1, 2017 07:20

Workaday Wizard: Oct 23, 2009; by Pragmatica

Philthy posted:

bad trigger discipline :mad:

# ? Oct 1, 2017 07:39

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Tom Gorman posted:

this is legitimately my favorite youtube channel

regular car reviews is so loving good

I like the car show montages. "Car show!"

# ? Oct 1, 2017 07:51

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

bad trigger discipline

Keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to fire :colbert:

# ? Oct 1, 2017 13:44

Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

Any manual car with a driver that defends absolutely having to drive stick

Nobody cares that u drive stick

# ? Oct 1, 2017 15:56

Fo3: Feb 14, 2004; RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

I'm with you on that. Only Americans call it 'stick' and you have a douche problem there.

Also me again, I just made sure my white BMW has a shiny new hood roundel. Just so you know.

# ? Oct 1, 2017 16:16

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

Blue Train posted:

Keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to fire

well maybe he's ready to fire did you ever think about that :colbert:

# ? Oct 1, 2017 18:49

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

The White Dragon posted:

well maybe he's ready to fire did you ever think about that

Wasn't that :thejoke:

And who is that trigger happy douche?

# ? Oct 1, 2017 21:26

Magius1337est: Sep 13, 2017; Chimichanga

Monkey Fracas posted:

like this is an evergreen complaint but jesus loving christ they're load as poo poo even when they're gently accelerating from 10-20 mph and I Hate It

compared to Loud Fat Harley Dads the dude in the lovely straightpiped Caliber SRT4 I see around town all the time is My Friend

least that's only really loud when he's nailing it and not just gently cruising around like a fat piece of loud irritating poo poo who just bought an identity in expensive bike form

I guess me being annoyed by it is part of the appeal though so they're succeeding in that respect

I can't wait til electric motorcycles become a thing, no noise and no maintence.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 19:03

Magius1337est: Sep 13, 2017; Chimichanga

I can't imagine what Tesla's doing to the luxury car market when they can sell something that's cheaper to run, has no maintenance, and accelerates much faster, and you can charge it at home.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 19:04

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Magius1337est posted:

I can't wait til electric motorcycles become a thing, no noise and no maintence.

I saw one yesterday! Almost merged into it because I didn't know it was there. They should put some kind of noisemaker on those things.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 19:21

FAGGY CLAUSE: Apr 9, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

any vehicle with Maryland plates

# ? Oct 2, 2017 19:25

Bobcats: Aug 5, 2004; Oh

Any SUV-thing in 2017

# ? Oct 2, 2017 19:48

Jim Barris: Aug 13, 2009

I hate those comically lifted pick-ups I see all the goddamn hillbillies around here riding around in.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 20:24

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

There are asinine pickup trucks, asinine lifted pickup trucks, asinine coal rolling pickup trucks, but nothing comes close to the douchery of the Lincoln pickup truck.

"I'm literally too stupid to understand the point of a $70k truck is to pretend I do real man work with it, lemme have the one that makes that impossible"

# ? Oct 2, 2017 20:44

other people: Jun 27, 2004; Associate Christ

anyone with enough truck knowledge to be capable of making that distinction is already a moron so

# ? Oct 2, 2017 20:54

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

RandomFerret posted:

I saw one yesterday! Almost merged into it because I didn't know it was there. They should put some kind of noisemaker on those things.

I'd want mine to sound like a constant top volume scream

# ? Oct 2, 2017 21:03

Magius1337est: Sep 13, 2017; Chimichanga

RandomFerret posted:

I saw one yesterday! Almost merged into it because I didn't know it was there. They should put some kind of noisemaker on those things.

This I think will be a problem with electric cars in the future but if they force cars to do that I want to be able to customize the sound so I can change it to the jetsons car noise or the dubstep charging sound from saints row 4.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 21:30

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

those new BMWs that look all futuristic scream mega douche

they would look really cool in a futurey video game, but they are the equivalent of a scrawny pasty nerd wearing a black trench coat and sunglasses

# ? Oct 2, 2017 21:32

funkybottoms: Oct 28, 2010; Funky Bottoms is a land man

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

any vehicle with Maryland plates

fuckin' real talk right there

# ? Oct 3, 2017 03:04

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Romes128 posted:

Any manual car with a driver that defends absolutely having to drive stick

Nobody cares that u drive stick

If you drive an automatic, the communists win.

# ? Oct 3, 2017 18:27

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Magius1337est posted:

This I think will be a problem with electric cars in the future but if they force cars to do that I want to be able to customize the sound so I can change it to the jetsons car noise or the dubstep charging sound from saints row 4.

Dude I think we just figured out why all those 60s future vehicles sounded like that. That family likes chirp sounds, that one likes hums, that one guy in the flying pod over there really likes theremins

# ? Oct 3, 2017 19:23

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Corvette = instadouche + tiny dick

# ? Oct 4, 2017 04:36

Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

Romes128 posted:

Any manual car with a driver that defends absolutely having to drive stick

Nobody cares that u drive stick

In Idaho, you must drive a stick, or be looked down upon.

(I can't drive one get me out of here)

# ? Oct 4, 2017 05:28

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:03

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Salty Josh posted:

Corvette = instadouche + tiny dick

I find them to be more of an "old guy putting around town" car

V rare to see anyone under like 50 driving one

I bet retirement communities in Florida are full of Corvettes

# ? Oct 4, 2017 13:35

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What car screams instadouche?

«‹›10 »