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Tom Gorman posted:my first car was a porsche I've always wanted a 944, what's the problem?!
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Supreme Allah posted:prius Xaris posted:that thing actually has p good acceleration i think the most douche car is basically anything with a flared or inflated body that doesn't reflect the actual frame. lincoln, mercedes, lexus, pre-runner, etc. i don't care if you drive a truck or an suv or whatever but what kind of rear end in a top hat gets (or manufactures) a car that's artificially as fat as the wal mart scooter jockeys who drive them Fur20 fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Sep 14, 2017 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:what happens if he's on board for that, what do i do then, i aint sucking no dick Never had that happen.
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shut up netface posted:
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Sep 14, 2017 03:49
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Any Subaru STI that has been modded in any way. The driver will have on an oversized flat-brim cap and the planet's loudest subwoofer. Usually, the side windows are plastered with Rockstar, Monster, car club, and various racing company stickers. The muffler will have been replaced with one that puts out approx 181db.
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they are actually really good cars tbh it's when they keep the antennas and spotlights and dark tint that they become assholemobiles. the biggest rear end in a top hat of all is that regular cars guy though god i hate him and everyone on every car forum busts out the kneepads and lines up to fellate his stupid rear end. "I drove someone else's car then read the wikipedia article about it now let me stutter through a retelling of it. Why? BECAUSE TOYOTA UNGHH!!!"
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moose face posted:Modding out a pickup for aesthetics and not utility is dumb i think. Pickups are for work. I don't know what it's like in Canada, but here in the US, many pickups are just for douche value my neighbor across the street has an ancient pickup that does nothing but look and sound like poo poo, just so he can be a douche
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See also: that ave guy in canada. OOH HEY GENTLEMEN CHOOCHED SKOOKUM CAPACAMANATOR LOL and car guys just eat it all up.
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gnarlyhotep posted:I don't know what it's like in Canada, but here in the US, many pickups are just for douche value I use my pickup for stuff They are actually very useful in winter climes, but there is definitely a douche contingent
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Sep 14, 2017 03:53
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berth ell pup posted:the biggest rear end in a top hat of all is that regular cars guy though god i hate him and everyone on every car forum busts out the kneepads and lines up to fellate his stupid rear end. "I drove someone else's car then read the wikipedia article about it now let me stutter through a retelling of it. Why? BECAUSE TOYOTA UNGHH!!!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTETYF5Vw80
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moose face posted:I use my pickup for stuff This guy runs open headers just so it's loud trust me he's just a loving jackass
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But yes I think Audi may finally be beating BMW on the lucrative douchemobile market. Mercedes is putting up a good fight lately, though. Lexus has also made great strides, especially the Lexus IS-F which looks retarded
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moose face posted:I use my pickup for stuff all the guys i work with are pulling like $nothing a year and have kids and financed $45k dodge rams and nissan titans with beds they never use for anything. they're just dumbass rednecks that think "a man should drive a truck, not some pussy sedan" though.
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berth ell pup posted:all the guys i work with are pulling like $nothing a year and have kids and financed $45k dodge rams and nissan titans with beds they never use for anything. they're just dumbass rednecks that think "a man should drive a truck, not some pussy sedan" though. Yea, this poo poo
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The White Dragon posted:i learned to drive on electric engine cars with fake transmission so i feel most comfortable when im driving anything like it lol drat wtf you must be young
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Sep 14, 2017 03:58
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If this were a 370, you'd be wrong. But alas it is not.
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 yeh mate she's sweet aye I'm in so much fucken debt but she's sweet as
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Xaris posted:drat wtf you must be young nah my folks just got a prius years and years before south park parodied it. they've had that fucker for like a decade and a half at this point 
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berth ell pup posted:all the guys i work with are pulling like $nothing a year and have kids and financed $45k dodge rams and nissan titans with beds they never use for anything. they're just dumbass rednecks that think "a man should drive a truck, not some pussy sedan" though. I bought an '05 ford ranger for four thousand dollars cash. I use it for work and to haul tools / material and stuff for around the house and yard. The family vehicle is a minivan
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Catastrophe posted:Any Subaru STI that has been modded in any way. You would hate Oregon; or maybe you already live here. Hence your answer.
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Sep 14, 2017 04:01
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Ok this is lol funny. Well done goon!
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moose face posted:I bought an '05 ford ranger for four thousand dollars cash. I use it for work and to haul tools / material and stuff for around the house and yard. The family vehicle is a minivan this is a proper truck, you good.
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a regular 330i or A4 is not a douchemobile, they're too common and anonymous it has to be any very large SUV or pickup, typically plastered with masculinity-reinforcing stickers and driven like a battering ram, forcing its way into lanes and failing to yield or anything small, worthless, and modded to be extremely obnoxious, like a fartcan Civic or Caliber SRT4 with a //DODGE windshield banner
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a shiny jeep wrangler (4 door so the kids seats an go in) with a bunch of chinese led lights on it. bonus points for worn-out tires because they can't afford a new set.
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berth ell pup posted:See also: that ave guy in canada. OOH HEY GENTLEMEN CHOOCHED SKOOKUM CAPACAMANATOR LOL and car guys just eat it all up. What do you have against good Youtube channels bruh
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Sep 14, 2017 04:07
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Lots of people drive around looking down at their phone. So I just drive more aware. Cuz they ain't!
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500 good dogs posted:I've always wanted a 944, what's the problem?! that's a 924, which really sucked
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oh sorry i also forgot my boss' 550i, which has been defiled with ///M badges all over and the wheels and kidney grilles from the M5 despite the fact that he knows nothing about motorsports and never watches it, and is in fact a terrible driver who has nearly crashed into me in the parking lot on several occasions due to texting instead of paying any attention to literally anything going on around him as he maniacally speeds down the aisles toward the exit
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Infinti QX80. i love seeing a single white woman driving one of these less than a half-mile to go to yoga class and/or the expensive, organic grocery store berth ell pup posted:
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935 posted:2017 Honda Civic new civics are really hideous I still almost bought one
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It's like a dune buggy hosed a Porsche
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935 posted:2017 Honda Civic are they selling this 'hot hatch' in literal 2003 London england? because otherwise jesus in a fruit basket who even
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