What car screams instadouche?

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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numberoneposter posted:

it has been and always will be a ~~leased BMW~~ audi

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 19:44

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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if you have an audi you should just kill yourself now and save everyone the trouble of having someone come out scraping your overturned flaming car wreck off the freeway and backing up traffic

# ¿ Sep 14, 2017 03:10

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Supreme Allah posted:

prius

loving step down on the pussy pedal already you late-to-the-trend douch bitch

i drive our company's car everywere (prius) and i drive like a madman. i don't tailgate but i still speed like a bat out of hell most of the time. that thing actually has p good acceleration

doing my part :911:

also really they're so loving ubiqitous and most common car on the road that any 2006-era south park stereotype no longer applies. they're also v popular with uber drivers here an usedmarket is crazy expensive for them. basically run the gamut from slow oldes to madmans that you can't stereotype them imo

Xaris fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Sep 14, 2017

# ¿ Sep 14, 2017 03:16

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The White Dragon posted:

i learned to drive on electric engine cars with fake transmission so i feel most comfortable when im driving anything like it lol

drat wtf you must be young

# ¿ Sep 14, 2017 03:58

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935 posted:

2017 Honda Civic

new civics are really hideous

I still almost bought one

# ¿ Sep 14, 2017 04:26

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an oddly awful oud posted:

the reason you buy honda is because you're mentally stuck in 1997 and haven't noticed that everything about them has gone to poo poo in the last twenty years, to the point where even former BFF consumer reports has reservations about them and the company is publicly apologizing for sucking, and you fancy yourself too cool for a boring toyota despite your primary car buying priorities being such pulse-elevating criteria as reliability and resale value

yeah seriously. i have an 01' accord i still drive, and it kind of loving sucks. i had to replace the tranny at like 70k ,and has had various other problems with $$ replacements for simple sensors and poo poo. i've heard the new accords still have a lot of problems as well. the fit's are supposed to be p reliable though.

just get a toyota

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Spinster posted:

I have a Fit. I loving hate it because it's reliable as hell and I'm stuck with it forever.

Its incredibly gutless. Merging onto freeways is nailbitingly awful because GOD. FORBID. anyone should have to reset their cruise control

people really shouldn't tho. you should be pedal to the metal and getting up to speed with flow of traffic on all but the really shittiest shortest designed on-ramps ever. i admit i don't know how much power the fit has and probably varies on newer or older but i've always thought they held their own ok to get up to speed on any normal on-ramp just fine

# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 06:07

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